YOU! SHIFT ME ALL NIGHT LONG!

23:46 / 25.02.06

Shift me up, beeyatches.

00:01 / 26.02.06

How are we all? How are WE ALL?

Sniv

00:06 / 26.02.06

I'm bored, and not yet tired enough to make going to sleep an altoghter satisfying experience. Is there anything on telly in the UK that's worth putting on?

00:06 / 26.02.06

hey. why are you all about the beeyatches all of a sudden?

I'd object less strongly if i thought any of the previous posters could hold their own against vicious, protective dogs.

That I'd like to see.

Happy Dave Has Left

00:07 / 26.02.06

Nope. More's the pity. Guess it's up to the wit and wisdom of ye lateshifters to keep us entertained.

00:11 / 26.02.06

Shut up GGM you beeyatch.

If we were in prison you'd all be my beeyatches.

Did somebody already make that joke or did I get there first?

■

00:13 / 26.02.06

Urgh. Just walked two miles through many near-naked women and rugby boys celebrating today's win. Cold, so cold. Must sleep soon. Entertain me. Dance!

00:15 / 26.02.06

Shut up Cube, you beeyatch, I'm dancing for no one. Why don't you dance for me?

Where's my cigar gone? Bring me a dram.

00:15 / 26.02.06

I... I can't dance.

Not since the incident.

Sniv

00:15 / 26.02.06

Is the only thing about you the way you walk? Did you get shot in the hip?

00:16 / 26.02.06

Ah the incident with the soft boiled eggs. It's okay Belinda. We can teach you to dance again.

■

00:17 / 26.02.06

Nina, have you body-swapped with Fly again? Cos you is sure trash talkin' like a fly beeatch.

[Does the Charleston]

Sniv

00:19 / 26.02.06

Some kind of transporter accident. watch out, you'll turn into Jeff Goldblum, and then Geena Davis will want to have fly-sex with you. eurgh

00:21 / 26.02.06

I'll only ever have sex with Geena Davis if she dresses up as a pirate like in that one movie!

Sniv

00:22 / 26.02.06

big sleeves = hott

■

00:24 / 26.02.06

[Flees before sleeve-panic sets in]

Night, all.

00:24 / 26.02.06

I will entirely and happily concede(sp?) the bitch crown to anyone who isn't helping to look after tiny nephews this weekend and surprising themnelves in terms of how much they care and how much they are able to obsess about the nephews and being able to talk to the parents about how surprising it is that they care.

00:25 / 26.02.06

Oh god I might be an uncle one day.

00:27 / 26.02.06

...which essentially equates to:

Fuck you all...

what would you know?

00:29 / 26.02.06

Yeah whtevr. I have a nodding dog on my desk.

Spaniel

00:29 / 26.02.06

Well, if we're talking about the bitch crown.

I'm sitting at home waiting for Bobosso to go into labour. Do I win?

00:31 / 26.02.06

Her?

00:32 / 26.02.06

I have pie.

Well, I would have pie, but I forgot to bring it to work with me.

That was really really stupid.

00:32 / 26.02.06

bah. only in a very specific way. How's E doing?

Spaniel

00:34 / 26.02.06

Suedey, assuming that's directed to me, yes, Bobosso is a her.

Spaniel

00:35 / 26.02.06

E? Very well, but hoping to drop ASAP.

I've been shouting at him but it isn't working.

00:35 / 26.02.06

I'm just checking that film with Arnie didn't happen in real life. And repeating a joke from Arrested Development... to myself... but hey, I do that sometimes. I can't make excuses.

00:36 / 26.02.06

When I watched Friends and Rachel was... you know what, I'm not going there.

Ugh, talking about films with Arnie Twins was on the other day. I hate that movie.

00:37 / 26.02.06

He's not pregnant in that movie? That should be a requisite.

00:37 / 26.02.06

If Bobosso is the female variant of Boboss, what will the diminutive be?

00:40 / 26.02.06

I'm almost certain I'm quite sober, but nobody else seems to be making any sense at all... weird.

I'm just going to go cover myself in peanut butter and go dance in the street for a while.

00:43 / 26.02.06

A friend of mine met Preston and Chantelle in the pub this evening (well, last night, technically I guess). He said they were "fucking boring".

00:45 / 26.02.06

*dances*

00:50 / 26.02.06

I feel cheated. I have, for the first time in ages, been wandering around thespy people, as part of my semi freedom. but no pete doherty?

I Feel cheated. i was expecting stories of the priory...