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grant
21:06 / 23.02.06
In the glory days of the Nat'l Enquirer, there was a reporter named David David.

I'm told that my first name isnt' exactly laugh out loud funny in German, but is kind of smirk-worthily peculiar. I don't know why.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:09 / 23.02.06
We're all the heroes of our own narratives.

And some of us wear spandex!
 
 
astrojax69
21:11 / 23.02.06
guilty of thread skimming, but did anyone recount thast wonderful philippines religious leader, cardinal sin?
 
 
The Falcon
21:11 / 23.02.06
Haus, I'm not entirely sure what should have been done to my mitigating* policeman, all those years ago, and I'm not really sure what ought to be done with the boxer. Perhaps they should be found and fought. If indeed they exist; I can only find one example of the latter name (somewhere there, if anyone really cares) and it ain't a boxer.

But it is nice to have the former perennially brought up, perhaps in order to prove I am not to be trusted on vital issues of race such as this? Yes, John should have realised this was enormously Anglocentric and now we have two pages of fighty-fighty fun for the lack of a disclaimer.

My primary concern here was, as it often is, to diffuse the levels of ire directed at certain posters (most often noobs) who transgress Barbelith's mores, mostly because I think a gentle(r) telling in lesser cases (which I believe this to be) suffices. What Vladimir said was revolting, and dealt with accordingly, and I don't think John or I really need to see our names in a roll of shame alongside it.

*Incidentally, not really used to mitigate, per se, given I did not and do not use the term that was then in question. Except in a debate about it's lingual properties, during which I attempted to offer up an argument for a side I've little affinity to. Please exhume that Head Shop thread if you have anything further to say on that particular topic, where I promise I will discuss it, and desist with the annual naming and shaming. Thanks.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:28 / 23.02.06
I bring it up, Duncs, because you just did pretty much the same thing - uncritically repeated something on hearsay which has implications for what is acceptable common behaviour, outside or inside Barbelith, is all. Speech has consequence, whether it be reported or not.
 
 
The Falcon
21:33 / 23.02.06
Hearsay off my dad, though, which practically = truth. I should perhaps have mentioned this. And he always did say "Of course, your name's probably ridiculous to them, son."
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:39 / 23.02.06
So, when you said I'm sure if someone wanted to take the time to sift a law library, we could find it, you meant that your father is a lawyer with extensive case knowledge? All righty. I didn't realise.
 
 
The Falcon
21:41 / 23.02.06
Not always. That one time.

Actually, just checking it, Bum Suk is a pretty common Korean name meaning 'huge and hard', so I may have got it wrong way round, but it was the only amusing* name that came to mind as I sought to buffet Jack Fear's opening blow whilst remaining o/t in the hope this perfectly innocently-intended thread wouldn't devolve into what it has done.

*By amusing, I'd say like 3 or 4/10 on the positive side of 'funny'.
 
 
The Falcon
21:41 / 23.02.06
No, the boxer.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:42 / 23.02.06
Oh, hang on - you mean the boxer? Right. Scratch the above.
 
 
Saltation
22:32 / 23.02.06
astrojax: yeah, that was always one of my stand-out favourites.

if you want to see someone about as famous (in pacrim) but a little more subtle (to the point that i've never heard of or read of anyone else pointing it out) check out those 3 links i posted, in order.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
22:34 / 23.02.06
Harry Dick and John Thomas sound like funny names.
 
 
Slim
00:27 / 24.02.06
My primary concern here was, as it often is, to diffuse the levels of ire directed at certain posters (most often noobs) who transgress Barbelith's mores, mostly because I think a gentle(r) telling in lesser cases (which I believe this to be) suffices.

This is the right attitude to have, methinks.
 
 
HCE
01:45 / 24.02.06
It's the wrong attitude, methinks, given that the bulk of the ire was directed not at the moronic original comment, but at the immediate hostile entrenching that followed being called up on it.
 
 
Ben Danes
02:13 / 24.02.06
In the glory days of the Nat'l Enquirer, there was a reporter named David David.

There's also a Dr David David floating around.

Incidentally, a mate of mine who has the last name of David, used to go on about how he'd name his son David, and then make sure his grandson was named Harley, giving us the groan inducing pun for whenever his grandson is to be introduced of Harley, David's son.

Thankfully he's only had a daughter so far.
 
 
matthew.
03:05 / 24.02.06
Harry Mann. That's the name of my grandfather, and before you ask: no.
 
 
De Selby
06:46 / 24.02.06
Theres a very public state-wide builder in Western Australia called Dale Alcock.

There's something about having an Alcock home...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:47 / 24.02.06
What is "gaming", when it doesn't involve nine-sided dice?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:48 / 24.02.06
I used to work with a nurse called John Doctor. He went off to do a PhD, so we anticipated having to call him Doctor Doctor, in a Thompson Twins kind of way, when he came back to us. I left before he did and missed the tuneful welcome.

And the headmaster at my High School was christened Richard Cox by his parents. Subjecting himself to the cruelty of teenage boys was his choice, I guess.
 
 
Jackie Susann
10:35 / 24.02.06
In the local cemetery in my hometown, there's a tombstone to a guy named Thomas Enos Cockhead. In grade six, we went on a history excursion to take grave-rubbings, and the teachers had to keep dispersing the queue that built up in front of poor Thomas's final resting place.
 
 
Sax
12:05 / 24.02.06
My real name is Cuntycunty Shitnob Fuckbags and me and my pals Pigwank Halitosis and Arsedangle Cockpaddler used to, I'm now ashamed to say, pick on this one guy at school whose name was Bob.
 
 
sleazenation
13:13 / 24.02.06
And then there is the case of a gentleman who I believe used to be called Michael Howard who became so insensed by the actions of his bank that he changed his name by deedpoll Michael The Yorkshire Bank PLC Are a Bunch of Fascist Bastards just to force them to print that on their his checquebook...
 
 
A
04:21 / 25.02.06
This thread has reminded me of the existence of this website. Some awful, awful names there.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
07:24 / 25.02.06
I was thinking of naming my son Toolio. Does anyone know the origin on that one?

Hehe. Fun site.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:43 / 25.02.06
That's my favourite site of the weekend- I had lots of fun reading the ENTIRE FUCKING THING at work this morning while waiting for the late editions to arrive.

And now, the Random Letter Family. When we last left the Random Letters, they were trying to name their twin girls, probably produced through Evil Science Somehow Involving Oprah.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:04 / 25.02.06
I once had a manager called Vernon Dix. While it's fairly meaningless, once you got to know him it began to seem like a description.
 
 
robertk
14:06 / 25.02.06
according to this website, there is actually a man called adolf hittler living in switzerland. i mean - while it might be understandable that his parents would give him such a name, assuming he was born during a certain period in the 20th century, why on earth would he keep it?
 
 
ibis the being
14:54 / 25.02.06
When I was a kid my dad worked with another contractor called Mike Butts. (Here's hoping he doesn't Google himself and reveal my secret identity.) He used to call the house for my dad and of course we kids would have to take the message if Dad wasn't home. I think old Mike was having fun with it though - he used to make us repeat the message back, "What did you write down then?" "Mike Butts called" - knowing grade school kids would think his name was high comedy.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
22:39 / 25.02.06
Perhaps apocryphally, I was told that there used to be a (I think Thai?) student at a friend's college called Miyaki Kok.

She insisted, rightly, long-sufferingly and perhaps with an increasing temptation to resort to violence, that her first name was pronounced Mee-ya-kee, not "My Achy".
 
 
astrojax69
03:22 / 26.02.06
was at a military graduation yesterday for a friend and one of the chaps in khaki was wandering about with an, i thought, excellent name for a soldier on his family-name-only name tag - killen
 
 
Loud Detective
04:12 / 26.02.06
I've a good friend who's name is Daniel Daniels, though he usually goes by Danny. Apparently he's a descendant of the good Jack Daniels, too.

I also just remembered that my grandma knew a family with the last name of Butt. They had three children, two of which I can remember: Beacher and Harry.
 
 
night train
06:28 / 26.02.06
My first name is Irish for "little great one."

My surname is German slang for penis.

I'm naming my first son "Gross" and my daughter "Nein."
 
 
JOY NO WRY
18:00 / 26.02.06
I've noticed that there are a few names on here where the first and surnames are the same, but I don't think any of them match my best friend, Sheridan Sheridan.

Sheridan Izak Sheridan
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:04 / 26.02.06
One place I did filing for, there was this file for a client named "Roxbee-Cox." Underneath the name someone had pencilled "Bless his cotton socks!"
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:40 / 26.02.06
These names aren't so much funny as teh awesome. I was going through my company's customer files and found a Bruce Purrington on Prince Lane, Sandy Sands on Ripplewater Avenue, and Mr. & Mrs. Shogun on Pickwick Drive. Disconcertingly, the file marked Spies was empty.
 
  

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