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How to fight a dog [PICS]

 
  

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bitchiekittie
21:29 / 23.01.06
I'm a censor monkey. I make it a regular habit to recklessly fling censorship upon random passersby.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:33 / 23.01.06
I suppose the people who're killed immediately don't count in the hospitalization figure, either.

What are you people trying to do to me? My dog fear was becoming controllable.
 
 
ibis the being
22:17 / 23.01.06
I mean, presuming the same people don't get bitten once a year every year and guessing that I might live for 70 years the chances seem quite high.

2% of the population are bitten... while nearly the half the population own dogs, and of those many have more than one... that's a lot of dogs, and not a lot of dog bites. Anyway, male children around ages 5-10 are the most likely to get bitten, so either you are a very well spoken little boy, or you're not very likely to be bitten by a dog.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
00:53 / 24.01.06
2% of the population are bitten...

God. I didn't even know it was that high. This is far from comforting. I beat those odds all the time.

As far as defending myself against a natural disaster or car accident, I once wrestled a 1987 Oldsmobile Delta 88. He thought it was a game, though, and didn't go buck wild.

I have not wrestled a tornado, but I did once stick my finger in a thundercloud's ass. It didn't help anything.
 
 
Mike Modular
01:03 / 24.01.06
When I was a male child, aged 5-10, I was chased along Whitley Bay and bitten by a big dog. As a result, I'm still a bit wary. Fear the dogs, Nina, they're all after you...

Would it be all right to fight Scrappy-Doo?
 
 
grant
02:36 / 24.01.06
Taser. It can talk and it has thumbs.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
08:30 / 24.01.06
Scrappy-Doo isn't a dog but pure evil, so it's your moral duty to kill the little shit.

What about Timmy from the Famous Five?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
08:45 / 24.01.06
What about Timmy from the Famous Five?

Much too licky.
 
  

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