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Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:37 / 18.02.06
Yes, but you;d probably have died from it.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
00:08 / 20.02.06
Chuck Norris could easily take Mickey Rourke. But what about Chuck Norris vs. Mickey Rooney?
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
03:36 / 20.02.06
doglikesparky, I just went through the Jack Bauer thing. Its dissapointing. It's...I dunno. Flat. The Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel generators can have me laughing for quite a while...the Jack thing just caught onto the trend at the end and failed. It's just not good enough.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:40 / 28.03.06
Chuck Norris doesn't just read facts about himself on the internet... he reads them out on telly!!!
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
18:35 / 29.03.06
That's cool, Stoatie, but I really think he could have chosen a better Top 10 than that. Seriously, the 4th wise man that Shrug had at the top of the thread? Golden.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:51 / 29.03.06
I just read this:

No one has ever seen Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime together at the same time. Coincidence?

I know for a factor that Prime is not Chuck because I CRUSHED PRIME WITH MY BARE HANDS last year, which I could never do to Chuck. In fact, I can't be sure, since I did not see what got me - too fast for my opticals - but I suspect it was a roundhouse kick from Chuck that killed me, shortly after.

This is my favourite Chuck Norris fact:

Chuch Norris speaks braille
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:19 / 29.03.06
Chuck Norris isn't funny anymore.
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:24 / 29.03.06
Blasphemer
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
00:33 / 30.03.06
I enjoy watching Chuck Norris, along with supermodel Christie Brinkley and his wife Tonie, do their infomercial on the home gym that he markets on cable at 5:55 A.M. This appears to be a sliding wooden board with a couple of cables attached which, instead of complicated weights, uses "your own body weight" for resistance. Ah, the wonders of modern technology (just like chin-ups and push-ups). Actually, though Christie looks great (and Chuck's wife looks pretty good), Chuck is starting to look fifty-something and a bit flabby. Also, he seems to be about the same height or so as his wife. Then, without changing the channel, I can catch the first ten minutes of so of "Walker, Texas Ranger" at 6:00 A.M.. This is what I sometimes do as I drink my morning espresso. Now, two cable channels in Miami show WTR as a programming staple! If someone wanted to, they could probably program their VCR to record about 20 or more episodes of this a week. Each one packed with sterling moral values!
 
 
Dead Megatron
00:45 / 30.03.06
Chuck Norris only lost to Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON because he shaved his beard

Chuck Norris's power is in the beard. All hail the Beard of Norris!
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
02:33 / 30.03.06
I thought part of his act was just that he hadn't shaved for a few days.
 
 
Evil Scientist
08:26 / 30.03.06
The Nile flows North because Chuck Norris told it to.

Chuck Norris's power is in the beard. All hail the Beard of Norris!

Breaker Breaker DM, I'm telling you. The evidence of Norris power sans beard. Lee insisted on an edited version of Enter The Dragon, the original has Chuck shrugging off his broken neck and delivering twenty minutes of continuous roundhouse kicks to Bruce's noggin.

Anyone seen Forced Vengence. Now there's a Norris film. I believe that the fun of watching it is working out the exact point that vengenge has been forced.

Chuck Acting Expression 203: Vengence has been FORCED!
 
 
Dead Megatron
08:57 / 30.03.06
Really? I did not know of this. Damn Lee and his cover-up schemes.

Well, power or no power, ALL HAIL THE BEARD OF NORRIS!!!!
 
 
akira
12:09 / 30.03.06
Chuck Norris invented the ipod after roundhouse kicking his midi system into a small chunk, he then gave this idea to apple, for free.
 
  

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