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alas
02:55 / 18.12.06
(I came back after seducing my cat back inside for the night, and saw this; have it playing right now. 'tis mighty fine, toks. And normally I'm the one who asks people to please stop tapping their fingers. Now, seriously, I mean it, to bed....)
 
 
Char Aina
02:56 / 18.12.06
SLEEP!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:14 / 18.12.06
I shall be listening to it as soon as I get home to my sound-enabled PC, as the despatch room (where they have computers with soundcards) is full of important busy-type people, which sucks a bit.
 
 
Triplets
03:15 / 18.12.06
Pa rum pum pum pum, on your finger drum...
 
 
Char Aina
03:16 / 18.12.06
don't get too excited, like.
unless you do.
in which case you can do the remix.
 
 
Char Aina
03:18 / 18.12.06
damn!
i can't believe i missed the opportunity!

i'm going to have to cover that, that's for sure.
chrimbo-nanza!
 
 
Triplets
03:24 / 18.12.06
Like your desk drum, Toks. It does sound like you're fucking about on a proper drum kit.
 
 
Char Aina
03:40 / 18.12.06
now all i need is the skills to go with it...
i think i'm going to summon a drum god and ask for pointers.


or maybe a desk god.
 
 
Happy Dave Has Left
06:54 / 18.12.06
Somehow, knowing that this is the last Monday I'll ever work in this place before going to my new place is making the office look kinda nice and sunshiny.

Weird.
 
 
Happy Dave Has Left
13:06 / 18.12.06
Tis the dreaded 'stretching hours', when time seems to dilate like the pupil of a cat on E's.

Fetch the life remote! I must fast forward!
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:02 / 21.12.06
Last day. Laaaaast day.

Not in that scary Logan's Run way though, oh heaven's no. All I have to do now is keep my head down and play of the Tetris and listen of the iPod and read of the Revelation Space until I can justifiably sneak away into the fog like Jack The Ripper's nicer brother.

I really need a top hat. Sometimes only a top hat will do.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:16 / 21.12.06
I'm not at work, but I am about to go and do my extra-curricular paid dog walking in a minute for the last time in a week or so, so it's almost like the last day of work for me.
 
 
Evil Scientist
11:54 / 21.12.06
I am outtahere!

G'bye eveyone. I'm off to Ireland.

Merry Christmas and all that terrible rot. Eat, drink, and be merry.

Ta-ra!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:14 / 21.12.06
Cool! Instead of mu usual twenty quid for four day's dog-walking, she'd left thirty and a Christmas card!
 
 
Tabitha Tickletooth
11:58 / 22.12.06
I'm still at work and in my boredom I turn, as one does, to the readers' feedback web page of the my parents' local paper in a very special corner of far north Qld.

Despite the general sadness of the tale of car damage recounted in the rant below, I really think the last line just rocks. I can see this reader working themselves into an apoplectic rage as they write and yet - the cruelty. The punishment - 'they should go and work for insurance companies' - is surely inhuman and the final chilling condemnation... well... I'll let other readers be the judge:

From: Peeved
Comment: In regards to school holiday antics! I was one of many people on Monday night with a smashed car window. A report said there was 33 Cars with windows smashed in the twin cities that night. It is going to cost me $476 to replace my back window. Times that by 33 and you have over $15,000 worth of damage done in one night. The police say this is a common occurance at Christmas time and there is nothing they can really do. This is discusting. Where are the parents? How do you get $15,000 out of an obviously unemployed, careless, selfish, pathetic excuse for a human being(s). They should go and work for insurance companies. But spare a thought for the people who scrimp and save to buy their kids and family something special for Christmas only to have it ruined the week before christmas with a $500 window repairs bill they didn't bloody need! I would `love!' and I mean `love' to find out who it was and go and smash $15,000 worth of windows at their (and parents) house/cars to teach them a lesson. Let's look a little deeper into how loving `parents' could raise such thoughtless/reckless child. I would like to know if by some chance the police got their hands on these people would they have to pay back that amount of damage or do they get a 'stern' talking to? I want justice! I want the person(s) charged and to pay for my wages lost and everyone else wages due to time lost organising repairs and cleaning up. Add that to the cost of total repairs this person(s) should pay back to the community – at least $20000. All in a good night's work! THESE PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE THE JOY OF CHRISTMAS!

It's filled a few chuckle minutes in my otherwise long afternoon.
 
 
Happy Dave Has Left
09:28 / 14.06.07
Tum-te-tum.

Going to O2 Festival tonight, which is aces. Just another 500 odd pages of skim-reading to do.

Erk.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
09:56 / 14.06.07
I'm busy giving brutally honest assessments of the work of people I see everyday and who know there's absolutely no difference between their own levels of competence and experience and mine. For coin.

I'm also trying to find something worthwhile to say in the Scary Sex Stuff thread that won't either contradict other people's logically reasoned arguments or devolve into empty me-tooism.

This rational thought stuff is harder than it looks. How the hell does Haus crank so much out?
 
 
Closed for Business Time
10:08 / 14.06.07
Haus has no body, hence no distractions. Disembodied brain, remember? I do rather suspect they add a little gak to his intracerebral nutrient solution.
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:34 / 14.06.07
I thought tomorrow was the end of the week. Now I'm staring down the barrel of another seven days of work. Arse.

The only thing that's going to keep me sane is knowing that, at the end of that seven day slog, I'm off to Cologne to drink of the good beer, eat of the good food, and eye up all the pretty German girls.

Until then I'm praying for a wave of Doombots to arrive to help me.
 
 
Mistoffelees
12:58 / 14.06.07
If by good beer you mean the Cologne speciality Kölsch, please report back to Barbelith, if you found it beer-worthy. I have never heard anything good about this beer other than from Cologne people themselves. On the other hand, pretty much every country in Germany defends their kind of beer and badmouths the other beers.
 
 
Axolotl
09:12 / 14.12.07
I'm at work and bored, and since they made my ass redundant my motivation to actually get shit done has plummeted to an almost non-existent level. Come Barbelith, entertain me.
 
 
Tabitha Tickletooth
11:18 / 14.12.07
Are you not kept busy planting the seeds of destruction that will so rightly punish your foolish, foolish employers for making you redundant? Get plotting!
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:28 / 14.12.07
Would it help if I mentioned that I have now finished work until after Christmas and am now just waiting for a CD download onto my MP3 before heading out the door Richmond-wards to the finest lil'comic shop in the whole wide world for a pre-Yuletide spendfest?
 
 
Closed for Business Time
12:44 / 14.12.07
Not a fucking jot Evil.

Hungover AND bored here. And I still have to go out after work somewhere in the seething masses of overly excited Christmas shoppers to find a pressie for the SO. Gods be merciful.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
14:35 / 14.12.07
nothing like the last day of work before you leave for vacation. every minute that is not the minute I grab my bags and head for the airport is a three hour long minute, approximately.

of course, these are also always the days that none of my friends are talking on email, jokes are slow on craigslist, posts are slow on barbelith...
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
16:41 / 14.12.07
I'm here, intermittantly. Phasing in and out at the library between desk shifts and, you know, doing some work. Work seems so pointless, but I think that's just the time of year.

Or that what I'm telling myself right now.
 
 
Axolotl
17:30 / 14.12.07
I'm not really subtle enough for long reaching plans. I have considered informing the authorities about the boss's illegal in-office smoking, but a) I don't want to be a snitch, and b) figure it could affect my reference.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
17:41 / 14.12.07
If they've made you redundant, why do you care? Get the reference and skip the whistle-blowing. Let someone else trumpt apocalypse.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
17:47 / 14.12.07
Why can't I spin around and turn into Wonder Woman at work? Why?
 
 
Olulabelle
21:10 / 18.12.07
I am still at work and I DO NOT WANT TO BE.

Go home celebratey people.
 
 
imaginary mice
07:06 / 19.12.07
Lastdaylastdaylastdaylastday. Lalala.
 
 
Axolotl
12:35 / 20.12.07
Is anyone else hoping for some traffic to break up the monotony of a Thursday afternoon at work?

Is it absolutely baltic where you are irl? It's flipping brass monkey weather in Glasgow. So much so I'm in two minds about making the long trek to the comic shop.
 
 
Ticker
13:16 / 20.12.07
it's morning here but yes baltic with a good snow storm outside the office.
 
 
Axolotl
13:24 / 20.12.07
Curse you Americans with your real weather. When I said baltic I just meant noticeably colder than usual. Your talk of snowstorms has made me feel a bit pathetic complaining about this.
 
 
Ticker
13:35 / 20.12.07
nah the snow isn't the thing it is the cold. And well... trying not to get hit by snow plows.
 
  

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