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The Movie Canon according to Barbelith

 
  

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grant
17:17 / 04.10.05
Hieronymous: Jacob's Ladder is another one that I love -- you ever read the screenplay? (A bit of stuff got excised from the final cut.)

It does that thing I love with the switching perspectives, so you can't tell which reality is real. The same trick gets pulled in a bunch of my favorite movies, including Videodrome and Brain Dead (starred Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton, about a genius mathematician who has a breakdown in the middle of solving some ultimate weapon equation, so the company performs risky brain surgery to try to learn his solution. Or maybe it's about a lobotomized mattress salesman who suffers delusions about a conspiracy out to get him. Hard to tell, which is why I love it.).
 
 
■
17:34 / 04.10.05
Gah, of course, Apocalypse Now! I think that's one of my "great" films rather than my favourite films, though. I don't understand why people have a problem with the Redux (except the many many toilet breaks), the plantation scenes ground the fact that all this horror can be going on so close to some kind of reality. Also an interesting extra history lesson.
 
 
Hieronymus
18:38 / 04.10.05
grant: Never read the complete screenplay. But I love that movie. Such a fucked-up mindbender. It said things about Vietnam, PTSD and death that so many films before and after it just failed to get close to. Do you know where I could find the script?

cube: yeah that's why I prefer the redux over the original version. the grounding of reality against all the depravity. That scene with Willard and the woman, where she tells him, in an opium haze, "there are two of you, don't you see? one that kills... and one that loves". Beautiful.
 
 
X-Himy
20:07 / 04.10.05
I never saw Apocalypse Now until recently, and I saw the Redux version. I could instantly tell what scenes were added for the Redux, because I felt that they broke the narrative flow of the movie terribly, without adding anything that was not present in other scenes. And I find it interesting that you enjoyed the plantation scene, equating the plantation to reality. Because I felt the plantation acted as a sort of dreamworld for these relics of the old times. That the horror of the outside world, however surreal, was much more affecting and meaningful than this dynasty.

Metropolis was fantastic, and if you can get it, find the ultra restored edition. It is heartbreaking that there will never be a full version of the film anymore, but the people who put this version together get a gold star. I wonder if you have seen the anime Metropolis, based very closely on the original. I saw the anime first unfortunately, but they are intriguing to watch next to each other.

And alas, I feel that some of my comments regarding CA:FT were taken the wrong way, and that is entirely my fault. But I believe that the movie has many scenes where the only object is to titilate teenage boys, and for me it did just the opposite. The best I could say about the movie is that the bad taste it left in my mouth disappeared a couple of hours later.
 
 
grant
20:36 / 04.10.05
I'm not sure if I'm stating the obvious here, but the thing with the Redux (according to ummm the Hearts of Darkness documentary, I think) is that it restores the original structure to the screenplay, as being based on the Odyssey. The plantation scene = the Lotus Eaters. Colonel Kilgore = the Cyclops.

Hieronymus: Do you know where I could find the script?
I just checked it out of the library. What I remember most about it was the intro -- the screenwriter talks about how Jacob's Ladder had gained this weird reputation as "the best script that will never be filmed." Then he wrote a little movie called Ghost, and everybody wanted a piece of him, so he got to make the little script that could.
 
 
matthew.
20:41 / 04.10.05
chuck palahniuk tells a funny story of Sixth Sense. In the first ten minutes of the movie, chuck is sitting in a theatre with a bunch of his friends. he figures it out and shouts out, "it's fucking jacob's ladder" and everybody throws shit at him.

great suggestions from everybody. we haven't even come upon one of those pseudo-canonical movies that people come all over just 'cause the critics say we should... (full metal jacket, i'm looking at you!)
 
 
■
20:53 / 04.10.05
I like FMJ, but compared to:
a) all other Vietnam films;
b) all other Kubrick films;
it doesn't even register. Do people really think it's that good?
 
 
Ulysses Lazarus
12:49 / 05.10.05
Doctor Benway's List That Goes Up To 11

1. The Invisible Man (1933) - Perhaps the most enjoyable early representation of the criminal mad scientist archetype. James Whale masterfully adapts Wells' classic with much comic relief that doesn't take the bite or the menace out of the titular character.

2. Shivers (1975) - The first of David Cronenberg's updates of weatherworn horror film archetypes for a darker age. The film is downright Burroughsian exploring a man made sexually transmitted infection which turns everyone who contracts it into nymphomaniacal zombies.

3. The Brown Bunny (2003) - Vincent Gallo Jr. has achieved a notoriety that many would kill for. He's universally reviled or adored for his films and public persona. What can be said about a man who gave Roger Ebert colon cancer? This film has all the excitement of Vincent driving across country and treating women like garbage.

4. Scum of the Earth (1963) - H.G. Lewis' much overlooked film detailing the seedier side of the smut racket. A naive girl is led all too willingly down the primrose path by a man who later commits suicide with a gun gotten from a gumball machine. 'Deep down inside yr dirty... do you hear me? DIRTY!'

5. Blue Velvet (1986) - The dry run for Twin Peaks explores the underbelly of middle America in this dark and funny trip down the rabbit hole. Don't watch on acid! Isabella Rossellini and Kyle McLaughlin turn in spot on performances and Lynch holds just enough detail back to make you squirm all the way thru.

6. Kill Bill (2003 / 2004) - Sadly, due to the microscopic attention span of American audiences and Disney politics, we'll have to wait for the Whole Bloody Affair. Still, I find myself amazed that this didn't garner nominations for Tarantino and Carradine.

7. Die! Die! My Darling! (1965) - The eerie Hammer suspese extravaganza featuring the creepily delicious Tellulah Bankhead. Towards the campy side of 60s horror suspense, it still delivers a great deal of creep due to an evocative picture of fanatcism and claustraphobia.

8. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) - How Carpenter never got the respect that Peckinpah did will forever escape me. Made on a shoestring budget, Carpenter takes the 'siege' format and brings new life into it with this remake of Rio Bravo set in a closed down prison. The usual Carpenterian explorations of legitimate violence, loyalty, race and criminality result.

9. City of Lost Children (1995) - Besides containing a thinly-veiled anti-Islamic allegory and some of the worst French this side of me at 9am all of last semester, this film delivers. Creepy and FUN all at the same time, whimsical without being cutesy, Jeanet once again explores his timeless, surrealist vision. And gives some of the hottest Siamese twins on celluloid.

10. Scorpio Rising (1964) - Kenneth Anger's best film, a shining tribute to all of his obsessions- death, sex, 'youth', eroticized fascism, working class violence and queer fetishism. Hot as fuck! Also, perhaps Anger's most carefully constructed film.

11. Witchcraft Through the Ages (1968) - Why even bother with the 1922 original Haxan? Bryon Gysin's remake featuring HOT jazz and El Hombre Invisble's patented voice of death is far more satisfying. Invite some friends over, spin a couple spliffs and all yrself to be wowed by the juxtapozition of images and sounds.

The above are presented in no particular order.
 
 
Ulysses Lazarus
12:54 / 05.10.05
Honorable Mention: Three Movies You Can Play On A Date to Test Your Date, Provided (almost) Without Comment

The Professional 'EVERYONE!'
True Romance 'Nah, man, it ain't white boy day.'
The Misfits 'Kids ride motorscooters now.'
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
12:57 / 05.10.05
Ever since I saw Jacob's Ladder on a Brazilian movie channel in '94, it has remained one of my favourites. However:

8) City Lights

Boy meets girl. Boy helps girl. Boy doesn't get girl, but girl recognizes her benefactor - he has helped her restore her sight and has subsequently been jailed for it - at the end. Devastating. Not as devastating as Dancer in the Dark, but hey, it still packs a punch.

(Incidentally, just because I realized this, but Stephen Chow is the modern day equivalent of Chaplin)
 
 
matthew.
13:14 / 05.10.05
for some reason, fmj gets wanked all over all the time. i find that ridonkulous. only the first half is interesting, and even then, it's somewhat repetitious and pointless. if kubrick means to make a point that the army is dehumanizing, well then, he made it within five minutes. we get it, stanley. also, the very ending is just plain boring. his "subtle" reference to loss of innocence (the men singing the mickey mouse club song) is as subtle as a Dan Brown novel.

In terms of Vietname movies, let's put Jacob's Ladder on the list, along with Platoon and Apocalypse Now (Redux, maybe).
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:16 / 05.10.05
Big Trouble in Little China. Because the men wear baskets on their heads.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
15:47 / 05.10.05
9) Heavenly Creatures

An illustration of how the overactive imaginations of a couple of teenagers can sometimes lead to disastrous results, told imaginatively. Peter Jackson's masterpiece is, simply put, the best cinematization of a true story.
 
 
grant
17:01 / 05.10.05
I actually really liked FMJ, but it did feel like watching two different movies (with the first being a lot more gripping than the second). It was really the performances -- it was the first time I'd seen that drill sergeant, and creepy Mr. D'Onofrio.
 
 
matthew.
21:30 / 05.10.05
11) Glengarry GlenRoss. Pacino. Spacey. Lemmon. Arkin. Baldwin. Some other guys. Here is the cast of one of the greatest "guys'" movie ever. It's as manly as Great Escape, filled with enough testosterone for three Bridges Too Far. But what people don't get is that it laments the end of the manly man. This men are all a dying breed, barely scaping by. Their whole world revolves two things: closing the deal and getting the leads to close that deal. Even Lemmon's sick daughter is simply an afterthought. Healing her is just a conveniant consequence of making it up onto the board.

The "plot" as it were, is a mystery of sorts. Somebody has stolen the new leads during a high pressure sales contest, when the stakes are very high ("fuck or walk"). The first half of the movie, the play's first act, sets up each character as a suspect, providing them with motive and opportunity. The second act is the climax and the denouement. In the film, the entire second half of the film takes place in one scene, in one setting - the office.

The beauty of this film, other than its theme of the dying stereotype, is the language. Critics have often called its dialogue Mamet-speak. It is rhythmic, profane, and uses specific terms and syntax. Mostly, it is profane. For example, Alec Baldwin (at the time, one of Hollywood's A-list actors) is interrupted by Ed Harris during Baldwin's showboaty (in a good way) speech about winning the sales contest.

HARRIS: Hey, pal, what's your name?
BALDWIN: Fuck you, that's my name! I drove here in an 80,000 dollar BMW, that's my name. You drove here in a Hyundai, that's your name. You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You son of a bitch?
(I'm putting diff't parts of the speech together, but you get the idea)

The other beautiful part about this movie is the performances. I guarantee you, if you didn't think Jack Lemmon was one of the greatest actors ever, you will by the end of this movie. He is, sort of, the protagonist, the audience's focal point of sympathy.
(Quick aside. Gil, the sad sack salesman from the Simpsons, is allegedly based on Jack Lemmon's character in this movie)
Pacino isn't in this movie as much as Lemmon, and yet Pacino gets top billing. Same with Baldwin - he's in this movie for about ten minutes, and he practically steals the scene from Lemmon.
Another understated performance is Alan Arkin. His is quiet and reserved. Not over the top, but not under the radar.
Ed Harris is adequate.

Anyway, Glengarry GlenRoss is one of my many votes for the Barbelith Canon.

12) Malice. To borrow a phrase from Raymond Chandler, this is the most dishonest movie I've ever seen. Bill Pullman (not Paxton), Nicole Kidman and Alec Baldwin are the stars here, but really, it's Baldwin that steals the show.

I have no intention of ruining the movie for anybody, so my commentary here will be brief. To be concise, it is the dishonesty of the movie, of the screenplay, and the powerful performance of Baldwin that makes this movie another classic (under-rated, however).

BALDWIN: A God complex? Let me tell you something, I am God.

Click here to download the speech. Even if you haven't seen the movie, this is a goodie.
 
 
Char Aina
23:45 / 05.10.05
twelve angry men
a great example of how a tight script and a few good actors can rock a movie.

requiem for a dream
i found this so unsettling on my first watch that i still have trouble remembering all of the worst bits.
it spoke to me in that way only some art does.

enter the dragon
its all about That Kick.
the whole film up until That Kick is really just a complex setup for It, and the rest of the film is Its epilogue.
there are also some lasting images and magical moves, but really?
That Kick.



this list is by no means complete, and i may even have missed something important.
if i notice i'll be sure and mention it.
 
 
CameronStewart
01:48 / 06.10.05
>>>(Quick aside. Gil, the sad sack salesman from the Simpsons, is allegedly based on Jack Lemmon's character in this movie)<<<

Allegedly?? It couldn't be more obviously modelled on Shelley "The Machine" Levine.

I looooooove GlenGarry Glen Ross. I can recite that Alec Baldwin scene entirely from memory (ask my increasingly-intolerant friends).
 
 
This Sunday
02:45 / 06.10.05
I still find 'Requiem for a Dream' far too intense to be canon, really. To be recommendable as a staple in a way that makes me wish that I'd left 'Audition' off my potential-tenth-item screed. Movies you only need to see once - whether or not repeat viewings are immensely good and effective, too. I think I mentally edit out bits of 'Requiem...' when I watch it, actually. Self-preservation like. Sort of how I edit Faulkner out of 'The Sound and the Fury' or seemingly always forget about those dead girls with the soup in 'Battle Royale'.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
03:24 / 06.10.05
1) Bubba Ho-tep: Elvis (Bruce Campbell's best role to date), dying in a retirement home, teams up with JFK, who is black, to fight a ressurrected Egyptian mummy. And it's one of the most touching films you'll ever see.

2)Coffee and Cigarettes: Okay, some of the vignettes in this film you can go without, but the ones starring Iggy Pop and Tom Waits, Alfred Molina and Steve Coogan, The White Stripes, The RZA, GZA and Bill Murray are all essential.

3)Hellboy: Fuck yeah Hellboy's on the list.

4)Once Upon a time in Mexico: Johnny Depp is perfect in this, as Jack Sparrow's sleazy descendant (I'm basing that on the fact he says 'savvy?' once). Enrique Englasias is in it too. Swoon.

5)Swingers: Ladies, I'll tell you a secret, when you dump a guy, he goes and watches Swingers (if he's worth a damn, otherwise he goes and watches Van Wilder: Party Liason or Soul Plane or Birth of a Nation or something).
 
 
matthew.
13:00 / 06.10.05
That vote for Swingers is money. Money, baby!
 
 
Jack Fear
17:15 / 06.10.05
Guh. Dude, I'm starting to see why she dumped you...
 
 
imaginary friend on the phone
19:13 / 06.10.05
Koyaanisqatsi-An unstoppable, apocalyptic, prophetic acid trip. A shared hullucination as much as it is a living trance set to music and motion.

Ikiru-Akira Kurosawa is best known for his samurai epics and his work with Toshiro Mifune, but for my money his best film is this contemporary story of a dying old man played by Takashi Shimura, who sings the saddest song in movie history, and then experiences a rebirth worthy of Lazarus.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter-Low budget Canadian film making provides exactly what the title promises, along with the most original ways to kill vampires I've ever seen, and a major role for a masked Mexican wrestler. On top of that, its also a musical.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
14:21 / 07.10.05
Two days to go.

10) My Own Private Idaho

In which Keanu Reeves proves he can act convincingly. In which River Phoenix headlines a movie seemingly made up of different scraps of movies, without compromising its overall effect. So artful, so soulful; and this, even though the story's about homeless Johns too!
 
 
GogMickGog
11:01 / 08.10.05
"If...."

As if my love of this film wasn't evident enough (check the name, watch the movie), I nominate "If...." as the big daddy, my all time favourite. It's gleefully continuity free, absorbing, and an intensely British riposte to the Free cinema movement. The satire in "O lucky Man" and "Britannia Hospital" was perhaps more acute, but this remains the most artful of the Travis films, and Mcdowell has never been better.

"The thing I hate about you, Rowntree.."

"Ratcatcher"

Visually astounding, intense, and with possibly the most perfect use of Nick Drake (pre-dateing the moulding folkster's invasion of all soundtracks, everywhere, by a good few years) in cinematic history. Never fails to move me, and the first time I saw it I blubbed like a lil' girly girl. Beautiful.


"The Abominable Dr. Phibes"

Because Vincent Price is cooler than cool. Nmmm...and the scene with the golden unicorn in the gentleman's club is a real humdinger. Art Deco sets combine with pitch black humour..laugh a minute stuff!

"Evil Dead 2"

A real tour de force; less icky than the first, less rubbish than the last. A seamless blend of cinematic trickery (the mirror scene), goofy slapstick (the battle with the hand), and genuine breath-taking daftness (Ash rotating on the end of the camera)..God, I wish I'd seen it at a drive-in!

""Dr. Strangelove"

Sellers was a genius, need I say more? Well, ok-Kubrick's spare direction, George C. Scott in manic overkill, the insane dialogue ("I can no longer allow the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids"), all combine to make a screen gem.
If ever I need a film to laugh out the apocolypse to..
 
 
MacDara
12:40 / 08.10.05
Sweet Smell of Success

What can I say? It simply permeates coolness. It's got that special, bitter, edgy noir quality without being too cold or alienating. It's got seductive production design; makes 'the city that never sleeps' seem years ahead of its time (1957). It's got a great script with killer dialogue. It's got Tony Curtis and Burt Lancaster! And it's got alliteration. Anyone?
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
12:48 / 08.10.05
Say Anything

A high school comedy-drama that starts at graduation. A John Cusack headliner where the ‘Sack gets almost no cool lines, and plays an awkward kid with his heart on his sleeve. A Hollywood sex scene which actually represents what your first time was probably really like. A romcom where the couple get together in the first twenty minutes, where the girl’s not overly keen on the boy until part way through act two, and where the tear-jerking conflict comes from a b-plot about the girl’s father. A relationship-based movie with no resolution.

Say Anything is that rare thing, a mainstream movie that consistently defies all convention. It’s heartwarming, sweetly funny, and, like most Cameron Crowe movies, moving where it should be cheesy (yes, I’m talking about that stereo-over-the-head scene*). Cusack, considered too old too play the part in 1989, adds enough of himself (kickboxing, the Clash) to fully flesh out what in other hands would be a thankless task, portraying a gawky, tongue-tied fool for love constantly punching above his weight and carrying the movie when necessary (Ione Skye, playing the brain-box princess, doesn’t quite have the chops to rise to his level). And the awesome John Mahoney probably delivers his best performance as the father driven to see that his daughter gets every opportunity, even at the cost of his integrity. It’s a slowburning, rewarding relationship drama buoyed by an intelligent, compassionate script, and with enough real laughs to keep it frothy where it needs to be. Ranks up there with Almost Famous as Crowe’s best movie, and I’m really looking forward to Elizabethtown, the lightweight Orlando Bloom not withstanding.

* Think about it - he may be serenading her with Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes', but it's the song that was playing on the radio just after Lloyd and Diane's first time, and one of her favourites - crucially, not one of his, Lloyd being a Clash and New Wave fan. The only resonance it has for him is the context of where he heard it first. And the gesture doesn't work - in any other movie this would be the Big Finish, in which they reunite just before the credits. Not here...

Bowfinger

A blip in the steadily downward cinematic career curve both Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin have been enjoying in the last ten or fifteen years (in all fairness, both of Martin’s last two books have been fantastic, with the first, Shopgirl, set to be another blip – or a new leaf? – in the next few weeks.

Basically an adaptation of the Ed Wood story with the names changed, the script sees Martin’s titular wannabe director attempting to get Murphy’s A-list action icon Kit Ramsey to star in his bleeding awful B-movie, Chubby Rain. After the inevitable rejection, he decides to simply stalk him and film his scenes without Ramsey realising he’s being filmed, with the aid of a geek lookalike (also Murphy) for the close-ups. Unfortunately Ramsey is a paranoid alien-obsessed nervous wreck (under the thumb of Terence Stamp’s sinister guru, a beautiful low blow against Scientologist movie stars), and with a penchant for flashing cheerleaders, just one bad day away from cracking up completely… It’s funny, bizarre, and, like Burton’s Ed Wood biopic, oddly moving in Bowfinger and crew’s conviction that they were born to make movies, and that this is the movie to do it.

Manhunter

Forget Hopkins’ tubby vaudevillian. The only Hannibal Lec(k)tor I really believe is the awe-inspiring Brian Cox from this first cinematic foray into Thomas Harris’ serial-killer books. Muted where Silence Of The Lambs is lush, gripping where Hannibal is flaccid, this is probably Michael Mann’s best film. Cox features in only a couple of scenes, but is hypnotisingly good as a casually terrifying Dr. Hannibal Lecktor (“Operator, I don’t have the use of my arms…”), while Tom Noonan as the story’s actual antagonist, killer Francis Dollarhyde, shows a stunning, eerie versatility (despite the excision of his back story, he manages to make the Tooth Fairy oddly sympathetic and monstrous at one and the same time, unlike in Brett Ratner’s horrendous Red Dragon, where a slavering Ralph Fiennes couldn’t make any headway even with the back story).

But this is William Petersen’s movie. Probably the blueprint for every profiler-able-to-get-into-the-mind-of-the-killer since, Will Graham is able to think like a serial killer because he’s one slip away from being one himself - shattered after taking Lecktor down, he’s brought back for ‘one last job’. Petersen is electrifying, there’s no other word for it. Every moment he’s on screen you can barely drag your eyes from him. Manhunter elevates the mediocre source material (Harris is a workshy hack with an undeserved rep) to the level of a European art movie, as Taxi Driver and The Exorcist did for exploitation movies back in the seventies. And ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’ has never rocked so hard.

Intolerable Cruelty

Regularly cited by critics as a low point in the Coen brothers oeuvre only surpassed by their unnecessary remake of The Ladykillers, this would have romantic b-movie written all over it, were it not for two things : Joel and Ethan’s trademark off-kilter dialogue, with their usual killer lines, running gags running wild throughout ; and an astonishing comedic performance from George Clooney, seemingly channelling both Cary Grant and Jerry Lewis at the same time, often in the same scene. With CJZ playing her predatory vamp to the hilt, determined to bring down the shark-like divorce attorney who fell for her while fleecing her, and a backing cast who seem to be having more fun than they know how to handle, this is a romantic comedy for cynical misanthropes with a screw loose. A low point? It’s just as good as The Big Lebowski, and that’s saying something.

Glengarry Glen Ross

Seconded (thirded?). Only LaBute’s In The Company Of Men can beat this as a study of neurotic masculinity. True, David Mamet seems incapable of writing for women, but frankly he’s never seemed bothered about trying. However, Glengarry… makes it a moot point – there are no female characters to provide a comparison. Instead, what we have is probably the finest ensemble of character actors since The Big Chill relentlessly jockeying for status in one cutthroat real estate salesmen’s office. Ed Harris, Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin – macho players, defensive workaholics, sad sack has-beens, bulls and bears just looking ahead to the next sale, living by the ABCs – Always Be Closing.

It’s insanely gripping – foul-mouthed, emotionally brutal, one kick in the head delivered over one hundred minutes. Everyone excels in this (except possibly Pacino, who one could argue is coasting a little), but Jack Lemmon is extraordinary as Shelley ‘The Machine’ Levine, top salesman desperately trying to come through a slump and pay his daughter’s hospital bills. The standout scene at the end with Lemmon and Spacey, alone and at loggerheads, is a textbook example of how to play a dramatic change in status, and it’s horrible to watch, capped off by Spacey’s sadistic response to Lemmon’s plea – “because I don’t like you.”

High Plains Drifter

Essentially a revenge Western writ large, this is the precursor for The Crow (hella fun, of course), The Wraith (has it come to this, that John Cassavetes kid is reduced to playing a diet version of the fucking Toecutter in a shitty TV movie?) and Nick Cage’s upcoming CGI-fest, Ghost Rider, amongst many others. It’s dirty, bloody, shot in muted desert tones, browns and reds. Eastwood isn’t stretched as an actor, obviously – he’s just playing another version of the Stranger from his Leone movies, much as he does in Pale Rider. As director, however, he proves again that, as with all the best Westerns, the setting is the star. Starkly, brutally beautiful to look at, and with echoes of the story of Kitty Genovese in the plot – everyone in town is complicit, not just the killer antagonists – this is the neo-realist Western as impressionist Euro-flick, and shows for the first time the kind of potential that would finalise realise itself in The Outlaw Josey Wales and, later, Unforgiven.

Death To Smoochy

Tim Burton is an overrated hack, style over substance in a fright wig. Danny De Vito, however, is the real deal, and if anyone should have directed a new version of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, it should have been him. Death To Smoochy starts like a cannonball and never slows down for one moment, a black as pitch, frenetic comedy/morality play. Robin Williams continues the shedding of the man-boy persona that had almost erased the edgy, manic performer he used to be – One Hour Photo and Insomnia were released the same year as …Smoochy, proof positive of a deliberate change of track. He’s a foul-mouthed, sleazy fallen children’s entertainer, obsessed with trying to bring down/kill his replacement, the saintly Sheldon “Smoochy The Rhino” Mopes (Ed Norton) and so resuscitate his career.

…Smoochy crams more hilariously bitter, vindictive nastiness into just shy of two hours than I ever thought was possible - there’s three movies worth of plot here, and any semblance of an act structure be damned. One of my favourite movies of all time.
 
 
juan de marcos
15:12 / 08.10.05
Too ill to give some comment but anyway, in no particular order I'd like to nominate these gems:

Reservoir Dogs
The Blues Brothers
Lone Star
Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios
C'est arrivé près de chez vous [aka Man Bites Dog]
Nosferatu
North by Northwest
Blade Runner
Les Amants du Pont Neuf
Titus
Requiem for a Dream
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
High Fidelity
Soylent Green
Romero's 'Dead' quadrology
 
 
MacDara
15:54 / 08.10.05
There's another reason why Say Anything is so good: it abides by The Cusack Rule (i.e. any movie that features both John and Joan Cusack in its cast is worth watching, regardless of their character interaction or place in the billing).
 
 
CameronStewart
17:09 / 08.10.05
>>> and it’s horrible to watch, capped off by Spacey’s sadistic response to Lemmon’s plea – “because I don’t like you.”<<<

I just watched it again last night, prompted by this thread, and what's even crueller than the above line is what follows it:

"Why...?"
"Because I don't like you."
"My daughter...."
"Fuck you."

Ouch. That's stone cold.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
15:19 / 09.10.05
Let me be the first to say: In no way is this Canon representative of all of Barbelith. Come on, this ain't no the KLF at the '92 Brit Awards, but as far as recommendations go, I think you could do worse to investigate the movies that you have yet to see that have been glowingly recommended by all the posters inthread.

Is a list of the nominations that have recieved more than one entry really necessary? I think not.
 
 
matthew.
00:05 / 10.10.05
It's Sunday, and the nominations are probably over. Let me make one last one...

13) To Live and Die in L.A., an overlooked, underrated, William fucking Friedkin movie from the eighties starring none other than William fucking Peterson and John Turturro. And a little guy you may have heard of, Willem Dafoe.

A very bleak, very eighties police procedural, this movie was the arthouse version of Miami Vice, in the sense that its style was very similar (the film featured a surprisingly good score from Wang Chung) and its theme was similar.

Peterson plays a renegade Secret Service agent after Willem Dafoe, a sketchy counterfeiter. The cat and mouse game isn't really the best part of this movie by a long shot, it's the revisionist techniques employed by the story. For example, Peterson is an antihero (okay, nothing new) but he makes some serious mistakes and awful errors in judgement, while using illegal strategies to apprehend the murderer of his partner (Dafoe... duh). The mistakes part of the character is the revisionism of the film. On the flip side, Dafoe, the villain, is almost untouchable he's so brilliant, and yet, he's making mistakes all the time. These are flawed human beings and the film's main focus is to expose these flaws Cassavetes-style.

The highlight of this movie is, of course, the legendary highway chase in which Peterson drives the wrong way, into the oncoming traffic. In a word, it is harrowing. (Quick anecdote - according to IMDB, they filmed this scene last just in case something happened to the actors, at least they'd have something to put out as a movie)

The other highlight is the ending.
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In the sort-of climax, Peterson and his wussy partner engage in an illegal buy with Dafoe and his brute. It goes to shit, obviously, but instead of the wussy partner being killed, Peterson takes a gorey shotgun blast to the face, and it is shown with documentary-like clarity.
In keeping with the theme of the film, the wussy partner continues the cycle of Peterson's flawed and illegal police tactics....


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I heartily recommend this movie because of its revisionist tendencies and its amazing acting. Peterson's performance simply begs the question of what happened to him and his acting abilities. Right now he's playing the God-like sage of CSI (is it really possible for that character to know absolutely fucking everything?) and this guy once tracked down The Tooth Fairy, for fuck's sake.
 
 
eddie thirteen
23:30 / 10.10.05
Okay, if people are gonna keep nominating, here goes, in no particular order (my apologies, but I just noticed the thread...I sometimes go outside, and...stuff):

1. Re-Animator: Because, really, how can you *not* nominate Re-Animator. Nevertheless, I'll speak for it anyway: Jeffrey Combs. There. I'm done.

2. Ichi the Killer: I'll admit, the unrated version is probably best reserved for viewers with strong stomachs. So it's maybe not for everybody. Still, it's more palatable than some Miike fare (Visitor Q, Audition), and not as...um...specialized as others (Gozu and The Happiness of the Katakuris are both just a little *too* out there for general consumption, methinks). Strange as it may seem, Ichi appears to be Takashi Miike's most mainstream film -- a film about s/m that features nipple-severing and main titles that rise up from a puddle of the eponymous character's sperm. And, really, no list like this could be complete without Takashi Miike.

3. May: If you *haven't* seen May, see it. See it NOW. Is it horror? Is it a comedy? Is it a sweet, romantic horror-comedy about an anorexic, doll-hoarding girl who gets her lazy eye fixed and then falls in love with Billy from Six Feet Under with disastrous consequences? Yes, yes, YES! I love this movie so very, very, very much.

4. Metallica - Some Kind of Monster: Possibly the funniest movie of this decade. It's This Is Spinal Tap, but real. In the highly unlikely event that you love Metallica, you will hate this documentary about a group of whiny, middle-aged men with too much money, too little surviving talent, and a creepy shrink who makes them feel good about themselves for a mere forty grand a month. Fantastic.

Also: 5. Taxi Driver; 6. Mulholland Drive; 7. Heavenly Creatures; 8. Cabin Fever; 9. The Devil's Backbone; 10. Sin City.
 
 
Triplets
00:23 / 11.10.05
The Terminator

Biehn. Hamilton. Arnie. Henriksen (sort of). You think it's all about Arnie's super-buff mechanical ultraviolence but it's Biehn and Hamilton that rule this film. Connor as the frumpy, waitress who slowly gets transformed into a wandering warrior-woman by the films closing credits. Reese as the intense, slightly psychotic protector who's had to turn himself into a human Terminator just to stay alive.

The imagery. Harsh, unforgiving, urban sprawl both pre- and post-apocalypse. The rumble of the HK drones as they crush and swoop. The burning photograph. The entire Technoir sequence as things come to a head.

It also has the first sex scene that I ever remember seeing.
 
 
matthew.
01:06 / 11.10.05
sex scene sure, but isn't it beautiful? It was the first sex scene I saw where I wasn't aroused (in a good way). It made me realize that sex in movie could be beautiful. And the score is just so haunting. Good nomination, man.
 
 
TroyJ15
01:31 / 11.10.05
Got some more:

Rope - I actually like this more than most Hitchcock's "classics." I'm hard-pressed to think of better scenario for a crime film than trying to watch a person try to cover up a murder for almost 2 hours. But the best thing about this is the characters are, blatantly, crazy and there is like only one cut in the entire film!

Go - Surprisingly holds up to repeated viewings. I also respect a movie that is what it is and doesn't try to be more than that. Alot of good lines too.

Color Purple - Seems to get glossed over when they go over the list of Speilberg's accomplishments. But it's the most well-made African-American film ever with Malcolm X
 
  

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