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Puppy. Wait, no, not in the face don't shoot not in the face!!!
[Ahem] Young dog is damn good eatin'. I dare anyone who has eaten it to disagree with me... and if someone does, and is being honest I'll be terribly surprised unless there's some tangential (it was infected, it was undercooked, it was my pet and my parents didn't say anything until after I'd had three bites....) catch.
I love dogs, too, as living folks and all, and wouldn't wish a harsh thing on one... and I can fall back and blame this on religious observance (since my people have been eating dog for ceremonial purposes for, well, at least a few hundred years if not longer - depending on whether or not you believe there were no dogs in North America before Columbo's Euro-invasion tour of the hemisphere), but to be utterly honest, I just like the stuff. And it doesn't stop me from loving and petting my brother's dog while she's sniffing at my pasta right now, either. No more than eating beef makes me hate cows, or that I hate horse, chicken, snake or goat or trout or sheep - wait, I do pretty much despise sheep. But, dogs? Nah, they're, by and large, far in favor compared to even other human type people. Dogs is alright. And tasty. |
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