Late Shizzle.

01:29 / 22.08.05

nope. Seeing as how the models are friends, and I want to keep them that way, I told them that I'd only show the pictures with their permission.

01:31 / 22.08.05

Fair doos. I'll just have to imagine them.

01:33 / 22.08.05

That's absolutely the right thing to do. Unfortunately, it's no fun at all for Mel and I.

01:35 / 22.08.05

The photos are just regular pics. Nothing special. Excluding the skill and talent that went into making them.

01:41 / 22.08.05

Any other Keggerographs? I'm in an arty lateshift mood.

01:42 / 22.08.05

Oh, I wasn't being lewd, honest! I'm on the internet. If I was feeling lewd there's plenty of resources.

I'm more concerned with my Urban Dead character and picking two-start pitchers in fantasy baseball. Life is a constant trial.

01:50 / 22.08.05

Here Mel,

02:01 / 22.08.05

Ooh lovely.

That horse looks sad though. He's pondering his own reflection and his head's hung low. Kind of offests that fruity little harness he's wearing.

Here's something back.....

I hate what compression does to the colouring.

02:03 / 22.08.05

Well thats nice and creepy. I think I used to see that guy in my room before the alien abductions.

02:04 / 22.08.05

No......that was me.

02:05 / 22.08.05

Oh. Then can I have my Tranformers back?

02:06 / 22.08.05

Well there wouldn't have been much point if I have to give you them back. Don't get me wrong, the probing was fun, but the Transformers were the real coup.

02:07 / 22.08.05

Hehe..I was hoping you'd return the Transformers so I could hit you up for more probing while I had you in my room.

02:11 / 22.08.05

Well here's the deal.

You buy more Transformers, I'll come steal them, throw a probing in while I'm there, et Voila!

Everybody wins!

02:13 / 22.08.05

I'm in, but only if you have Shockwave.

02:15 / 22.08.05

Oh puhleeeze! You dont have Transformers if you dont have Shockwave!

02:16 / 22.08.05

Done. Bend over.

Do you prefer him transformed or in robot form?

02:16 / 22.08.05

Mine's been MIA since about 1988. I still have all the Dinobots, though.

02:19 / 22.08.05

If he's doing the probing, I think pistol form might be wiser.

I meant I would be the prober, not the probee, but this IS Shockwave we're talking about, so...

02:20 / 22.08.05

Which is the one that turns into an asscandle?

02:22 / 22.08.05

He's called Shockwave for a reason you know....

I'm retiring from the shift for two reasons now. Firstly, I see myself dragging it down into untold levels of filth. Secondly, Optimus is getting that twinkle in his eye again.....

Night all.

02:25 / 22.08.05

G'night Mel.

02:28 / 22.08.05

Night, Mel. Sleep well.

Keggers- I have a dilemma, here. I recently bought Transformers: The Movie on DVD, but I haven't watched it yet. Truth be told, I have The Fear. It's one of my treasured childhood memories, and I'm afraid if I watched it now, it might be utterly crap and ruin my life. I can't decide whether it will hold up, like Robocop, or fall apart completely.

Have you seen this as an adult? Any advice?

02:34 / 22.08.05

Watch it. Watch it again and again. It is love.

02:36 / 22.08.05

When the guitars start on "The Power" you know every is alright in the world.

02:36 / 22.08.05

Still popping off, I shouldn't still be here but......

It's a fantastic fucking movie. Listen to Keggers. It is everything divine in the universe transcribed into time-based narrative art.

02:40 / 22.08.05

Fantastic.

That's how I remember it, but I've rescreened other movies from my childhood, and some sucked. I was frozen with indecision. I don't think I could have borne it if Transformers sucked at 25.

I did still enjoy the GI Joe movie, but I hold Transformers to a MUCH higher standard.

02:41 / 22.08.05

And its got Orson Welles! Orson-f-ing!-Welles.

and Leonard Nemoy and Casy Kassem and Robert Stack and Judd Nelson and Eic Iddle!!

How can you not watch it? HOW??

02:43 / 22.08.05

No Shit!?

I had no idea of the star power involved. I'm pretty sure I didn't care at age eight, or however old I was. Who was who!? Was Orson Welles Unicron? Had to be, right?

02:44 / 22.08.05

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092106/fullcredits

02:45 / 22.08.05

Bah weep granah weep ninni bong!

02:53 / 22.08.05

Leonard Nimoy is Galvatron. Oh, yes.

I don't even remember Wreck-gar, but I bet he kicks ass with Eric Idle doing the voice.

Robert Stack as Ultra Magnus. That's fucking boss.

And OF COURSE Orson Welles is Unicron.

Judd Nelson as Hot Rod. That is so wonderfully '80's. Rodimus Prime? Da fug! I think I vaguely remember that. Hot Rod really was the main man in that movie, wasn't he?

Just talking about this is bringing back so many great memories.

02:56 / 22.08.05

Anyone remember the show "Pirates of Darkwater?"

03:04 / 22.08.05

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Didn't last too long, as I remember, but it was great. Had pirates in it, though, so how could it not be?