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Of late a business man first, family man second, Mr Stevens has been leaving early to work and coming home later and later, but is shocked when he comes home typically late from the office one night and finds Mrs Stevens in tears.
"What's wrong my dear?" He asks.
"Oh, it's little Pete and little Johnny, without a strong father figure role model around the house they've fallen into bad habbits, and, well, the other day little Johnny swore at me!"
"Right," he says "tomorrow morning I'm going to be at breakfast and teach those boys a little something about manners and respect."
The next morning, there he is at the breakfast table when little Pete and little Johnny join him for the most important meal of the day.
"What would you like for breakfast, son?" he asks little Pete first.
"I'll have some fucking cornflakes." little Pete replies.
Mr Stevens lets fly with a vicious left hand, knocking little Pete hard against the side of the head, the boy falls to the floor, tears welling up in his little eyes, his little lip trembling.
"And what about you," Mr Stevens turns to little Johnny, "What would you like for breakfast?"
Little Johnny replies "Well, I'd be a cunt to have the cornflakes." |
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