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Its Christma$$ eve. What are you doing online?

 
  

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cusm
14:05 / 24.12.04
Since I lost my job as a sysadmin, I've found myself doing odd things to make ends meet. The oddest being the management of a Hip Hop clothing store. Most of which being crap I pick up in Manhattan from bootleggers and haul back to Pittsburgh where it can be sold for a tidy profit. Its very strange, I've become quite familiar with hip hop fashon, something I never would have given a second thought, being the counter-cultural punk-assed bitch that I am. But I seem to have adapted well to it. Most annoying thing being, I have this tendency to pick up the accents of people I talk to alot. So, I'm starting to sound more and more like I belong here. Which does certainly help, and I'm strangely comfortable with it, but its still a bit odd cause you wouldn't think it of me if you know me IRL. But its just a different part of the same underground, in many ways. With little amusing cultural differences like blunts over bowls, which has been cause for much entertaining cultural exchanging.

So I'm in on this fine holiday for the entirely appropriate reason of catching some last minute shoppers looking for bootlegged Steeler jerseys. Its the coldest day of the year, unsuprisingly, but I have a nice DJ set of Shpongle with Infected Mushroom to keep me warm. I normally play a mix of Thievery Corporation, Massave Attack, Soul Coughing, Red Snapper, Jedi Mind Tricks, Kool Keith, Morcheeba, Bonobo, and some other bits with the right flava to keep the heads bobbin but not annoy me with the triteness of most radio hiphop, but today there will be Trance. Oh yes. One of the first things I did on getting this store was wire up the sound system with a PC on DSL with SoulSeek. I've gotta have my priorities, after all.
 
 
Ariadne
14:12 / 24.12.04
I'm sitting waiting for my parents to turn up. They've just flown up from Cornwall and are currently on the airport bus into town. The flat is clean and shiny, I have freshly made mice pies, and we're sitting here sipping sherry. And waiting.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
14:12 / 24.12.04
Having finished the last of my shopping yesterday, I decided to have a nice leisurely morning. I crawled out of bed about an hour ago, put on a pot of coffee, and sat down in front of the computer. I am listening to Mono No Aware, Hocico, Cenobita, and Ministry. I will probably have a bit of a wank before getting in the shower (too much info?). Then it is off to the couch to watch a bit of TV before going over to my mother's house for the family celebration this eve.
 
 
Ariadne
14:17 / 24.12.04
I could ask a moderator to change the misspelling, but mice pies is too funny. Vegan mice, of course. Fed on nothing but tofu all their lives.
 
 
Axolotl
14:18 / 24.12.04
My fucking boss has fucked off on holiday leaving his weaselly fucktard of an unter-boss in charge with specific instructions to not let anyone leave early. I work in an lawyer's office, there is no reason on earth why I need to work till 5:45 on christmas eve. So in protest I am sitting here doing no work whatsoever and hitting alt-tab everytime the unterboss walks past.
This is a good example of why I quit my job.
 
 
illmatic
14:26 / 24.12.04
I'm round at my mum's house, and at downloading The Boredoms "Seadrum" painfully slowly so haven't logged off yet (she hasbroadband, I don't even have a dial up). I've got a shitty cold and am wondering if I can really be bothered to get the bus down to the pub this evening to catch up with my mates. The spirit is willing but the flesh weak andnot happy about th e idea of booze, smoke, overcrowding, potential violence and inane chat.

CusM: Your new job sounds too bizarre, but good luck with it.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
14:30 / 24.12.04
I'm being paid to provide phone cover until 1700 unless someone important calls up.

No one has called all day. Naturally I am surfing the internet and doing nothing productive.

This is what your tax is spent on. Ithangewmuchly.
 
 
cusm
14:39 / 24.12.04
Phyrephox: Seeing as how you can't make a lawyer work through Christmass without at least double pay, I'm really not sure why you're open either. Mine is certainly fucking off until next week, leaving our divorce agreement papers yet unsigned and languishing away. If there's one thing I want for Xma$$, its that lot over and done with.
 
 
Axolotl
14:59 / 24.12.04
No well the lawyers aren't here, but I have to be. I could understand it if there was work to be done but there isn't so making me work serves no purpose other than to really drive home how little the company thinks of us. But enough bitterness, in an hour I can go home and then head to the pub where friends and beer and christmas jollity await. I believe there may even be crackers.
 
 
illmatic
15:02 / 24.12.04
Finally done! I'm outta here. Merry Xmas folks!
 
 
■
15:09 / 24.12.04
Farting about most of the morning and afternoon to let my slightly batty great aunt know that I'm coming to visit for an hour or two tonight (my digestive system can't take much more than that). Watching Who Dares Wins which, like most fondly remembered comedy from the 80s and 90s isn't funny (except the "pandawanker" sketch). Mary Whitehouse Experience was shockingly unfunny, wasn't it? In a bit of a funk because a friend who I was supposed to be seeing tomorrow stropped at me via text message when I expressed surprise that she was spending the whole weekend with someone I have never heard of, effectively blowing me out for the umpteenth time this month. Not having a lot of fun. Roll on New Year and Barca. Also spent yesterday evening with a large group of friends of a friend that I hardly know and couldn't hear because the jukebox was so fucking loud. In all, not having a great time. I want a mice pie.
God, I'm whiny sometimes.
 
 
■
15:12 / 24.12.04
But have been largely cheered by this lovely little track from the The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain
 
 
Axolotl
15:13 / 24.12.04
It's ridiculous but I'm feeling sorry for the mice. As well as being vegan mice, can they have all died of old age before being made into pie?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:27 / 24.12.04
Like Illmatic, I am also full of cold. Fortunately I am cosily entrenched at my partner's parents' house, and can be as lazy as I like. It's great, really.
 
 
Ariadne
16:05 / 24.12.04
The meeces were all unwell, and had written living wills. So that's okay.
 
 
Ariadne
16:07 / 24.12.04
Urgh, my stomach's turning now, at the thought of eating sick, dead mice. Enough!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:07 / 24.12.04
Took the day off to get myself into the Christmas spirit. Spent it popping in and out of the supermarket to fill the fridge and the wine cellar (i.e. the top of the fridge). Also did a Herculean job of Christmasifying the flat, having hoovered and dusted everything that didn't run away and thrown a few sprigs of gilt holly about the place.

And now Big G is home from work and we're just chilling with some celebratory fizzy drink and listening to festive tunes. Ain't life grand! Even the cats are getting excited.

How to spend Christmas Eve from this point on? Think I shall go cook some mushroom risotto and watch Shrek. Wondering about Midnight Mass round the corner or maybe the filthy, sleazy bear bar over the road. Joy to the World! etc.
 
 
Axolotl
16:53 / 24.12.04
I'm just off to the pub. Have a good christmas everyone.
 
 
modern maenad
18:07 / 24.12.04
popping in and out of the barb to see what you're all doing and generally being nosey....
 
 
lekvar
18:39 / 24.12.04
I'm doing some last-minute emergency work. Seeing as how the boss gave me a nice (if far-too-small) bonus for the fiirst time this year I don't feel too bad about it. It'll also make for brownie points when I hit him up for another dollar-per-hour raise come the new year. He's already made sympathetic noises, so I think it shouldn't be too hard...

PS- Dont eat Ariadne's pie. Have you ever smelled old, dead mice? Horrible...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:42 / 24.12.04
Just got back from a nice day's drinking to celebrate Anna the Beard's birthday (which followed a nice morning's drinking with The Man Who Is To Bury My Dog's Ashes), just got some booze in for Chrissy dinner with mono and friends tomorrow. Amongst all this hurly-burly, I'm having a nice rest-of Christmas Eve in on my own, listening to Julian Cope and maybe watching some horror movies. Or just playing games. Or just being online and talking shit.

The flat is filled with tinsel. I wasn't feeling Christmassy enough when I woke up this morning, so I've compensated with interior decoration.
 
 
■
20:58 / 24.12.04
I'm having a nice rest-of Christmas Eve in on my own, listening to Julian Cope and maybe watching some horror movies. Or just playing games. Or just being online and talking shit.

Nice to know I'm not the only one. Massive indigestion due to strange great aunt giving me large quantities of Lidl reject food, which I amn now trying to drown with large amounts of cheap red. Cherry Mishmash, all. Slainte, Stoats.
 
 
Bed Head
21:08 / 24.12.04
Gnngh. I say this every year, but this time I really, really mean it: I am never again going to leave all my shopping until Christmas Eve.

So, today, I have mostly been doing that. Finished, got back, changed, ran out to work. Just got home again. I’ll do the wrapping tomorrow. I’ll eat something tomorrow. Right now, I’m just going to guzzle this wine and see precisely how much I can drink before I fall asleep.

Happy Christmas everyone, by the way.
 
 
Ganesh
21:15 / 24.12.04
I was working today but Xoc was home, and spent much of the day cleaning and beautifying the flat. No tree (other than the little battery-powered colour-shifting thing I bought) but he's filled all the vases with holly and spruce twigs, strung with fairy-lights. Lovely to come back to at the end of a somewhat shitty day. He'd got the champagne in too.

This is the first Christmas in maybe a decade when we've been free of distractions - no dutiful family stuff, no travel, no on-call or out-of-hours work. Truth be told, it feels a little weird: when I returned to the warm, soft-shiny flat, Xoc was still in town and it was just me. I put on the adagio which reminds me of my Dad (whose death I associate with Christmas Eve), floated around with a glass of wine and had a Moment to myself.

Xoc got back, and we've spent the evening lolling around, drinking more wine and channel-flicking festive bollocks. Feeling quietly Christmassy.
 
 
Lilly Nowhere Late
21:36 / 24.12.04
Happy Christmas Eve. Sometimes I like this better than Christmas Day Excellcius and all that.
Have just finished wrapping and stocking stuffing and feel like it's time to watch a film in front of which I will fall asleep. I always do. Am extra tired this year because of the shop opening and more business than I can manage and having a 3 year old and trying to make everything perfect for everyone everywhere in 5 minutes or less. It's been a great day today, a little work, friend stuff, shopping, pub, philosophical meandering, using my new word(ephemerical) which I created yesterday, playing with my daughter, being drunk at 4pm but sober again by 5pm... there's more but it would be too much info. I hope everyone is having a nice day. Or had one already. Or will have one tomorrow.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good ephemerical night.
 
 
Ganesh
21:41 / 24.12.04
Mmmmm. Feeling oddly sentimental. Have an excellent Christmas evening, Barbeloids.
 
 
Shrug
21:47 / 24.12.04
Returned from a very polite tipple with friends, I don't think anyone wanted to ruin the atmosphere by having a drink induced fall or getting too inebriated in that I'm too drunk way.
Still I'm sure I'll puke like it is Christmas at some point this yule. Presents all wrapped turkey in the oven slightly tipsy and all is well.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
21:48 / 24.12.04
I'm starting my second night shift of four. I monitor emergency alarms for hillingdon council. Many of the calls are old dears wishing a Merry Christmas which is nice but I wish I was in the pub with my friends. Oh well, just the way it goes ... I got all the luck, shift wise, last year.

Am I the only one working tonight?
 
 
Ganesh
21:49 / 24.12.04
I guess you had to get the turkey tipsy in order to coax it into the oven, eh?
 
 
Shrug
21:54 / 24.12.04
Oh I'm sorry should have read;
(tone sarcastic) Presents all? Wrapped turkey in the oven slightly tipsy, and all is well.
I've a curious disregard for punctuation on line which is curious only by the fact that I am such a stickler for IRL.
 
 
Shrug
21:57 / 24.12.04
Do you and Xoc share a computer terminal? I've wondered sometimes.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:58 / 24.12.04
Merry Christmas, everybody!
 
 
Ganesh
22:16 / 24.12.04
Do you and Xoc share a computer terminal?

Yep. Amongst other things.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:17 / 24.12.04
Merry X-Men.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
23:03 / 24.12.04
Watching a repeat of Miss Marple (Joan Hickson vintage) while wrapping presents.

Multitask me!
 
  

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