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The importance of Tea and Crumpets

 
  

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sleazenation
23:30 / 17.12.04
Alas - well apart from UK pancakes being thin enough to roll and fold - you really should try pancakes with honey and lemon - a light, subtle and delicate flavour that makes maple syrup seem like napalm on the tastebuds by comparison.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:56 / 17.12.04
I must inquier...seeng as how Canada is stil part of the commonwealth..and seeing as how it seems we've lost out T& C genes... I wonder...Have they been replaced by something else...? Is there a canuck version of Tea and Crumpets?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:12 / 18.12.04
Lemon and sugar on my pancakes, please.

And maybe a side order of cinnamon toast, it being nearly Christmas and all.
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:56 / 18.12.04
8th February, put it in your diaries, everybody!

Pancake Day! Or, if you're posh, Shrove Tuesday.
 
 
Papess
03:29 / 19.12.04
Keggers and I had to buy crumpets. No tea though. We are drinking wine. Soooo, wine and crumpets for snacks tonight. You know, he actually thought that crumpets were the same as english muffins! Don't worry, I corrected him. Everyone knows that english muffins are actually british girly parts.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:38 / 19.12.04
Ah, those halcyon days when "Muffin the Mule" wasn't regarded as a sexual offence...
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:30 / 19.12.04
OMFG!!! I just had my first crumpet..
I AM MOVING TO ENGLAND!!!!

CRUMPET VIRGIN no more am I!!!!

I think this is the only acceptable excuse for the Motherland invading other civilizations!!!

(All stand for Rule Britania!)





ps. I love crumpets
 
 
iamus
04:35 / 19.12.04
-Hands Keggers his top secret "Crumpet Club" mebership card-

Welcome to the fold son. The member's benefits are astounding. No more waiting in bakery queues for you ever again.
 
 
■
15:19 / 19.12.04
Mmmmmmmm. Just stuck my guts together with doughy crumpetty goodness. Thank you once again, Barbelith for reintroducing me to life's great pleasures.
 
 
Papess
15:25 / 19.12.04
I have just had crumpets with tea for breakfast myself. Actually, a half a crumpet. I gave the other one and a half crumpets to my son, who seems to like them. I can't tell for sure because he can't talk since his mouth is full of crumpet.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:08 / 19.12.04
Damn! I was going to eat that crumpet. Actually Im going to EAT ALL CRUMPETS!!!

It was a wonderful night filled with wonderfull people and wonderful crumpets and non-magickal wine. BarbeLillith rocks in so many ways... least of which is her crumpet preparation skills.
 
 
■
22:16 / 19.12.04
So, to answer the original thread question: Yes, crumpets are very important to the British psyche, it's just that we've forgotten how good they can be. The next question is: what other things do we have to be thankful for that we might have forgotten? Irn-Bru is the obvious one, but there must be something else.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:17 / 19.12.04
Kendal Mint Cake.
 
 
Jub
08:09 / 20.12.04
Yes, crumpets are very important to the British psyche, it's just that we've forgotten how good they can be. Irn-Bru is the obvious one.

Oh Cube. You don't live in Bonny Scotland huh? Irn-bru is the most popular soft drink there, out selling even Coca-Cola. (I think it's the unique in Europe because of this).

To answer you question though, I think Parma Violets will not be mourned.
 
 
Ex
08:25 / 20.12.04
Parma Violets: as though some fiendish chocolatier tried to corner the market by combining the two perfect LadyGifts of perfume and chocolate. Wrongly.

Anyway:
I find the English habit of using LEMON JUICE with things like pancakes and crumpets to be completely mystifying.

The use of lemon, and all other astringents and flavours such as mint and coffee, is to be able to eat more sugar without turning yourself inside out with nausea.
You might argue that if you're not hardcore enough to glue your lips to the Maple and suckle its sweet juices, then you should give up.

But I'm veering away from the hot crumpetty topic in hand. I believe crumpets, scones and othersuch are just a handy crisp way to transport melted butter to the mouth. If we just got in touch with our feelings, we'd have tea shops with golden cauldrons of metled butter and small spoons, and none of this faffing about with hot bread products.
 
 
Loomis
08:39 / 20.12.04
The use of lemon, and all other astringents and flavours such as mint and coffee, is to be able to eat more sugar without turning yourself inside out with nausea.

Indeed. Nothing finer than a sugar cube soaked with lemon juice and popped straight in the mouth.

Speaking of sugar cubes, apparently my grandmother's cough cure used to be soaking a sugar cube in kerosene and giving it to the child to eat. I don't know how I survive childhood.
 
 
Papess
13:00 / 20.12.04
Oh my Loomis, are you okay?
 
 
Loomis
13:15 / 20.12.04
*cough*

Need ... more ... kerosene ...
 
 
Elegant Mess
13:23 / 20.12.04
You know, I'm not a medical doctor as such, but I can't help thinking that kerosene is not safe for human consumption.

Having said that, I've been trying to shake off a chest infection for almost two weeks now, and I'm willing to consider anything. I'll keep you updated...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
13:56 / 20.12.04
I would like to seek advice from the Barbe-wise.

I'm thinking of going to the States next year.

Could I take my crumpets and butter with me without getting into trouble at customs?
 
 
Papess
14:13 / 20.12.04
GGM, how about DIY crumpets?

No worries, they are available here in North America too.
 
 
■
16:42 / 20.12.04
I think they'd confiscate your butter as it might set a dangerous precedent if someone tasted it and realised what tasteless crap Land-O-Lakes really is. Could hit the dairy economy hard, a scandal like that.
 
 
Benny the Ball
17:03 / 20.12.04
Mrs The Ball's US mum rather cutely bought crumpets for me when I visited last, said that she didn't really know what to do with them, but that 'you guys eat them all the time, right?'.

They are perfectly formed packs of 8 joy, melted butter, jam, marmite - my god I'm really hungry!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
18:36 / 20.12.04
Is there a canuck version of Tea and Crumpets?

Yes. Coffee and a cruller.

Here in the US, it's a Gallon of tea with fruit flavoring, preferrably made by Snapple, and a bog of Oreo cookies. And super-size it, if that's OK.
 
 
Papess
19:18 / 20.12.04
You mean a Tim Horton's coffee and some Timbits (a cruller works also!)
 
 
Ariadne
19:48 / 20.12.04
What's a cruller, then?
 
 
subcultureofone
19:53 / 20.12.04
it's sort of an un-holey doughnut.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:16 / 20.12.04
It looks like a tractor tire made out of dough.

Actually it looks like this:



Isnt it sad?..the last one... all alone.
 
 
moonweaver
22:48 / 20.12.04
have found a recipe here for them, ladies and gentlemen...

http://www.searchforgoodhealth.com.au/crumpet.htm

will personally try to make them this evening, as i was sold on the 'not really satisfying for a real bloke' dilemma they stated.
I can remember my student days of living off week-old, bargain basement crumpets thick with vegemite, dunked daintily in beer while the 40 degree celcius days worked its magic through my brain.
 
 
moonweaver
18:20 / 21.12.04
Well i tried to cook the recipe last eve and it was all round a bit of a disaster...a crumpet shouldn't be that heavy and black..
I will have to blame my cooking style and inability to read a clock after a few wines to that, me thinks,.. thankfully it went very well with the beef stirfry though.
Also it was HUGE, once work finishes for xmas I will try to make a bigger one...table sized, dripping with Manuka honey and massive curls of butter
mmmmmm...
 
 
grant
16:11 / 23.12.04
Crumpets more important than many expect.

Hard to explain, really.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:53 / 22.01.05
Going through a book of old family recipes and I found a OLD family crumpet recipe. Therefore I will be making the secret family crumpets soon. I knew there was a reason I loved the crumpet. Its genetics.
 
 
solomon
01:56 / 22.03.05
On the island that time forgot, beautiful Cape Breton island, off the rocky shores of Nova Scotia Canada, we still take the time to brew our tea and bake our biscuits ourselves. Orange pekoe, cream, a dash of sugar, and with a generous dollop of molasses on our biscuits. mmmmm. fresh.

And has not one of you ever tried Fuck tea? Oh, go out right now and get some. you haven't lived! Just boil your bollocks for one half hour, pour over one used prophylactic sheath, and let it steep for a moment. delish.

I'm sorry. I have exceded the bounds of good taste now.
I am honour bound by the rules of the tea ceremony to shoot myself, ending my discgrace. goodbye.
 
 
Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name
13:09 / 28.03.05
All this talk of crumpety goodness piqued my curiousity. So I went out and bought myself a pack of crumpets on Friday. Yesterday morning, I ate the last crumpet. Crumpetless and bereft, I ventured back to the store to get my next fix. Oh woe! Alas, there were no more crumpets to be had. There was an entire aisle devoted to various bagels, a small section allocated to english muffins, and there was not a packet of crumpets in sight! To make matters worse, yesterday was Easter Sunday, so the store was operating on skelton staff, with only cashiers being employed. Thus, I couldn't ask anyone to nip off to the back and get me some crumpets. I was particularly peeved as that I had gone to the store for the sole purpose of purchasing more crumpets.

On a side note, I prefer crumpets slathered with butter and marmalade, or butter and honey, and even butter and strawberry jam will do in a pinch. But crumpets with butter and peach preserves is just wrong. There's something about peach preserves that offsets the buttery crumpety taste.
 
 
Shrug
13:15 / 28.03.05
crumpets=scones?
 
  

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