Ahem

Oh, who gives a fuck?

GRANT MORRISON CAN SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING COCK!!

bio k9

Sorry.

Regrettable Juvenilia

Er, no, Sauron, most of us already knew that. There's no need to get snippy with someone who's just trying to clarify the situation and maybe set a few minds at rest...

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

Yes, we all know about that. I was getting snippy with his look here silly children tone, not his words.

This whole Is he? Isn't he? thing is as boring as a Slipknot concert.

Ahem. Everybody calm down...

Sauron - Cameron Stewart is the factsuit of the inker and penciller Cameron Stewart, who among other things contributed some pages to the end of the Invisibles. As such this is not nearly as name-droppy as it sounds. This also means that he is one of the only people on this board to be able to refer to Grant Morrison as "Grant" without being a twart.

On the other hand, when Moriarty mentions that he knows Cameron Stewart, pile in.

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Bear

oh we're back to slagging off Slipknot now are we...

you know my mother in law...

bio k9

...let them throw bologna at her naked ass?

Bear

you know you wouldn't be making light of this if you'd seen her naked ass....

_pin

So in a Cameron-informed, bored-of-this-now, NO-FUCKING-MORE-SLIPKNOT summary: It wasn't him.

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

Thanks Haus, I was aware of that - as I said, it was a throw away comment from me about the tone, not the Cameron's closeness to Grant.

But I stand by the Slipknot thing.

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You realise that by referring to Grant Morrison as Grant, you have just been hoist by your own petwart?

That was the idea ...

I may even start referring to Slipknot simply as Cunts in a mo.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

We're The Great Old Ones Now

I got an email from God.

Which God? The spangly old man with the big hair, the cool post-verbal fairy from Dogma, the ineffable Being, the Alien torturer, or some earthbound creative type with talent for tall tales?

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

Cameron Stewart?

Alanis Morrisette was cool?

Tom Coates

Ah well. So I'm a dork. Stick a fork in me. I'm done. I did mention to this to people in very 'my interpretation is, and I'm probably wrong' terms... Buthey... You all got so excited for a minute there - it was beautiful to watch...

Don't worry Tom, if this was a site based around Burt Reynolds and he visited it on a regular basis, we'd think he was a bit sad. Works for comic super heroes too.

The Return Of Rothkoid

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

quote:Originally posted by Mordant C@rnival:
I got an email from God.W00t! That means my server's up again.

Fucking MS Exchange...

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

Leaving so......SPOON?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

11:26 / 26.02.02

Ah, but I see no-one pays heed to my tales of.... The Snooker Man!

EH? eh? He could be posting right here, right now...

Game of snooker eh? [kicks ball]
Bit of football eh? [plays snooker]
Am I alright?
You're not coming in my room! You're not gonna get me! Satan is the lord!
Yes, I do enjoy a game of snooker.
No, not with the bow and arrow!
They're after me!

You have been warned.

gridley

11:44 / 26.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Sauron:
Don't worry Tom, if this was a site based around Burt Reynolds and he visited it on a regular basis, we'd think he was a bit sad. Works for comic super heroes too.

speaking of which, I should be getting back to www.bandit.com. we're having a brilliant discussion of the self-destructive instinct as represented in the movie Hooper.

rizla mission

14:15 / 26.02.02

The Snooker Man sounds very David Lynch. Nice.

Rage

18:04 / 26.02.02

I am actually Bop, Elmo, and The Knowledge.

Several of you already knew this, I'm sure, but I bet you didn't know this.

I am Grant Morrison.

There, it's out.

19:33 / 26.02.02

*steps out of the crowd* No, *I* am Grant Morrison.

Ria

09:30 / 27.02.02

I was him, but I evolved out of it. but then I'm also no longer me.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:38 / 27.02.02

I'm Elmo!

Naked Flame

I am the walrus!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

Kookoo-ga-jooo.

—| x |—

I am, he is, she is, they are, we are all Grant Morrison!
See us write like a spastic dyke! See how we're chum.
I'm lyyyyin'!

The Monkey

I am Tetsuo.

Hold on...everyone on this board is Grant Morrison, except me? I feel left out. Die!

—| x |—

Ah Tetsuo! You have most impressive penis.
Your penis soooo big and metalic.
It is drill from hardware store.
My penis mere human penis.
It is sausage from grocery store.
Your penis like Energizer Bunny.
My penis like breakfast links.
I am so much envy of your penis.

moriarty

KANEDA!

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The Monkey

[thanks for getting the joke, moriarty]

modthree, i think i missed something...?

the Fool