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09:45 / 27.02.02
What the Fool said (well worth the triple eek! I might add) and add in a pinch of South Park, shake, bake, and serve at room temperature...

But of course, it was all elitist pop-culture references for which I deserve to be drawn and quartered at dawn, I guess?

[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: modthree ]
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
09:45 / 27.02.02
quote:Originally posted by Rizla Year Zero:
The Snooker Man sounds very David Lynch. Nice.

Look out for him, he lives in the mental home just off London Road.

Along with the crazy big black woman who just swears all the time. At anything. And she bought a funny plastic guitar once at a pound shop and started playing it outside and telling people to "fuck off".

I like talking to mad people.
 
 
The Monkey
09:45 / 27.02.02
I'm all for elitist pop cultural references...and elitist cultural references...and elitist sub-cultural references....

Well, I'm off to play buzkashi with Yog-Shoggoth using the head of Gertrude Stein....

[thanx for the 411 on the"tetsuo" thing, all. was very confused]
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:51 / 27.02.02
I tried to be Grant Morrison once and was sick afterwards. I was thinking of trying to work up to it by being Ennis and Ellis first.
 
 
mr insensitive
09:10 / 28.02.02
Assimilated already?

Damn ( )
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:10 / 28.02.02
See here, Captain Erisian Humourist, with your big "insensitive" hat and your Me Spartacus unfolding apple with the expensive sideburns, pay close division. If you do not immediately come to ankle and explain your ludicrous unmorrisonness to the group, there will be consequences with a cheesey twist, and you can say I said so!

You with the enormous unreassuring face pointed directly at the Sun like a hubcap and short curly noses all over the place. Honestly.

Talk some sense, man.
 
 
Mikaël
09:10 / 28.02.02
I am me.
It's enough.

Sometimes, it even may be too much.
 
 
Mr insensitive
09:10 / 28.02.02
Aye?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:10 / 28.02.02
Gaze into the burning eyes of the Prince Of Earthly Treacle, minion of oddness.
 
 
Mr insensitive
09:10 / 28.02.02
"If you do not immediately come to ankle and explain your ludicrous unmorrisonness to the group, there will be consequences with a cheesey twist, and you can say I said so!"

Pray tell what this cheese shall be!
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:10 / 28.02.02
I am not at liberty to say.
 
 
autopilot disengaged
09:10 / 28.02.02
flirting with surrealism - a ten-part series...
 
 
Mr insensitive
09:10 / 28.02.02
Reading through this thread again, I actually found it quite funny. You people are all insane.

Shortfatdyke?

You just know that when you're dealing with a name with that many adjectives, the posters got to be all of them or none of them.

Sheesh
 
 
Mr insensitive
09:10 / 28.02.02
By the way, I am not Grant Morrison. I doubt very much his greatness would dirty his hands in a place this unkempt.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:01 / 28.02.02
That's two adjectives and a noun, grammar boy.
 
 
angel
10:05 / 28.02.02
On the money as always Mordant!

  
 
Mr insensitive
10:10 / 28.02.02
Depends which side of the fence you're on don't it?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:18 / 28.02.02
I'm the side with butter on it, me.
 
 
Mr insensitive
10:21 / 28.02.02
I very much doubt that. Do you even know what mordant means? Anyway must go, many things to do: meetings to attend, food to make and books to write..
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:25 / 28.02.02
Stop that, Carnival, it's a weekday.

And you, turgid representative of the non-existent, get it straight: the biting diputant is correct. This grammar is non-fence related. It's a stretch to suggest the third syllabl is an adjective, and a big, loud, pointy one.

As to being insane, who's more insane, the person who argues with you, or the drooling luncatic who wears dungarees made from fresh halibut and carries you all the way to Tokyo on his back? Eh?

Call that locomotion? 'Cos I don't.
 
 
Mr insensitive
10:28 / 28.02.02
Hahaha - you're a funny guy! You know that? A real funny guy!

(loads shotgun)
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:35 / 28.02.02
Hah. Your bullets cannot harm me! Have you not heard? They are allergic to my tenuous sexuality!

And for your information, my proto-Carpathian sublocutor, Mordant Carnival's grasp of the language is so profound you need a canary and a hard-hat to go down to the bottom.

Now go work. I have to play in traffic.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:37 / 28.02.02
Mordant: Acidic, biting, caustic, as in "a mordant remark". From the Latin mordere. Also means a substance which fixes dyes.

Bit touchy, aren't we?

[ 28-02-2002: Message edited by: Mordant C@rnival ]
 
 
odd jest on horn
10:58 / 28.02.02
mr sensitive, eh?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:03 / 28.02.02
Oh my God - it's not Grant Morrison behind that mask at all, it's Peter Milligan!
 
 
gridley
11:10 / 28.02.02
quote:Originally posted by Flyboy:
Oh my God - it's not Grant Morrison behind that mask at all, it's Peter Milligan!

You're right! Quick get him where it hurts!

Everything after the 50th issue of Shade was garbage, Milligan! You hear me!!!! Garbage!

(damn, I'm quick to jump on a bandwagon....)
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
13:59 / 28.02.02
Yeah? Are you sure you aren't Grant Morrison?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
15:15 / 28.02.02
And 'Minx' was shite from the get-go...
 
 
bio k9
20:35 / 28.02.02
I hope they bring back Liefield. And Cable.

The new X Force sucks.
 
 
Tom Coates
21:40 / 28.02.02
DOOM FORCE 2 - "This time it's serious!"
DOOM FORCE 2 - "This time it's serious!"
DOOM FORCE 2 - "This time it's serious!"
DOOM FORCE 2 - "This time it's serious!"
 
 
LMG
13:53 / 01.03.02
Forget Doom Force ... I want Violator Vs. Badrock 2. Alan Moore's finest moment!

  
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
00:33 / 04.03.02
I didn't like Shade...or any of Milligan's other stuff...and his Batman story was the most offensive peice of shite I had ever read (the one where ALL the founders of the US were Satan worshipping babykillers).

But he's great on X-Force.

Go figure.
 
  

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