I am sick to death of George's face and George's voice. In the name of everything good in this world, I will make myself sicker:
First, I will surround a picture of Kerry with ginger for power and protection. Then, I will brew a cup of licorice tea, throw in some poppy seeds, black pepper, valerian (a tiny bit), and a picture of George--maybe the Sinclair Broadcasting Group's logo, too.
During the debate I will drink the tea, and when I am finished, I will remove the picture of George, put some mustard on it and eat it--chewing thoroughly with intent.
(If I tried that with a picture of Cheney, I'd have to have the Poison Control Center standing by!) |