"Heifer whines... could be monkey cries
Closer comes the screaming knife
This simian creature must die...
This simian creature must die..
A death for no lemur,
and death for no lemur is murder."

-- "Macaque is Murder"

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If the bragging about the blog thing doesn't work, then I suggest passing notes and pretending to be a spy.

Spies are cool.

Smoothly

13:26 / 03.09.04

Jezus. I can't stop thinking about monkey puns. They just drift into my head. And sometimes it's animals I think might be monkeys, but turn out not to be. Doesn't an Ocelot sounds like it should be a monkey...?

Anyway, it's totally fucking distracting and don't think I don't blame you young Lantern...

And if an Olive Colobus
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die

Alex's Grandma

13:27 / 03.09.04

Were you and he lemurs,
And would you say so if you were ?

Gypsy Lantern

13:37 / 03.09.04

I know, I know... don't think I don't have them in my head as well though. The worst thing is when you get the actual songs running in your head with the converted monkey related lyrics.

I have forgiven you, lemurs!
for all the desire!
you placed in me!

Smoothly

13:43 / 03.09.04

That's precisely the problem...

*whistles*

The monkey monsignor
With a head full of plaster
Said "My man, get your marmoset cleaned"...

Gypsy Lantern

14:32 / 03.09.04

So bonobo vada
Oh you
Your lovely chimp
and your lovely lemur

Viva Ape.

...

Deva, respect !

Ganesh

14:57 / 03.09.04

And if a double colobus crashes into us...

Loomis

15:52 / 03.09.04

Simian imprisoned
And all the baboons with whom you've been sectioned
Oh, I can’t help quoting you
But everything that you said is "oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo ..."

Loomis

16:01 / 03.09.04

Tarzan Knows

He Knows (he knows)
Or, I think he does.
But he thinks he’s king
of the animal world …

He knows, he knows
He knows I'd love
To see him buried
(Or as close as is allowed)
Oh, 'cause when I was king
of the animal world ...

His name still conjures up deadly deeds
A bad taste in the mouth
And this Greystoke thinks he actually knows me

He said :

"You're just another monkey in this world
You're just another baboon with simian views
You're just another who has maddening views
You want to turn me on my head
when I am in bed !"

I said : "I know I do"
I said : "I know I do"
I said : "I know I do"

He doesn't know ...

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