Late Shift: THIS IS NOT SPAM!

02:31 / 29.07.04

Feeling smarter yet? Good. Can someone please help me figure out how to put this damn pump together?

lekvar

02:40 / 29.07.04

I don't know about being smarter, but my breasts are huge! Shame that I'm a male...

02:42 / 29.07.04

His name is Robert Paulson.

howdy, Lekvar

lekvar

02:49 / 29.07.04

Hello and goodbye, May. My labors for this day are done and I bid a fond good evening.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:56 / 29.07.04

*best butch voice*

Don't worry May, let me sort your pump out...

I'm drunk, in case it wasn't very obvious. and stoned, and have danced more than someone of my advanced years should.

03:21 / 29.07.04

Helloo!

03:26 / 29.07.04

Hello there my good sir!

03:41 / 29.07.04

Allo all you loverly peoplesicles!! I accompanied on the sax by the lovely Miss May Tricks.

04:06 / 29.07.04

I'm currently trying to look busy until they tell me I can go home.

04:13 / 29.07.04

I've got to pee.

(Pretend you're going to tinkle and skip out, Stoatie. Worked for me when I was working for the federal government.)

04:38 / 29.07.04

I'm currently...uh...ah...

...

04:52 / 29.07.04

ME TOO!!!

05:05 / 29.07.04

I am currently listening to Kegger's lovelife.

Oh, he is done.

We are having a multiple orgasm competition.

k3w|_!!!

Um, that last was for Kegger's "ME TOO!!!" but I suppose it works as well for yer post May.

05:09 / 29.07.04

So, either Keggers is very talented or you'll likely win "hands down".

Ooof.

05:32 / 29.07.04

If May is winning 'hands down' I'd like to think it's my hands down.

05:47 / 29.07.04

OMG!! I dint think she could sing. WOW!!!

06:02 / 29.07.04

Ah, nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!

07:10 / 29.07.04

Later!

Bear

00:59 / 30.07.04

I'm alive!

01:09 / 30.07.04

Glad to hear it, bear! I'm alive, and a work colleague has just booked our tickets for Nick Cave in November, so I'm also happy, despite the fact that work is exceptionally sucky this evening.

flufeemunk effluvia

01:51 / 30.07.04

ugh my head is made of several explosions.

01:56 / 30.07.04

How so, munk?

Char Aina

02:03 / 30.07.04

hullo.
do i get my coffee now, or do i have to listen to the group first?

Bear

01:09 / 31.07.04

It's late! I'm listening to Sting, Sting rocks!!!!one!!!

01:12 / 31.07.04

Oh dear God, no... not Sting... please not Sting and his never-tiring horse...

That's it. I'm gonna have to listen to some Whitehouse to rid my brain of the very thought...

Sting aside, how are ya?

Bear

01:15 / 31.07.04

very drunk

It's Bowie now and before that Nick Cave so its not all evil....

01:21 / 31.07.04

Hello!!!!
>Keggers has entered the building.

01:40 / 31.07.04

Ah! I was just listening to Nick Cave. Then Whitehouse (actually, not so much to rid myself of the thought of Sting, but to drown out the irritating fuckwit sat across the desk from me, who has developed the astounding talent of being condescending FROM A POSITION OF IGNORANCE and who I may yet kill). Now it's New Order.

Hey, keggers.

Brigade du jour

01:43 / 31.07.04

Don't kill him, Stoatie!

I might get blood on my t-shirt. Mind you, red and black, I think I could pull that off.

01:46 / 31.07.04

I mean it! I've got a fork, you know!

01:48 / 31.07.04

While I dont condone killing...its better than listening to sting. (Notice I did not use capitals when typing sting. When he stops sucking he can have his cap back).

Perhaps you could put the annoying fuckwit in a Thunderdome style deathmatch? and then kill the winner?