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Hinterland - SPOILERS

 
  

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Sax
11:10 / 04.10.05
(Ha ha!)
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:32 / 05.10.05
Why you little...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:00 / 05.10.05
Still here, Sax? Back to the grindstone with ya...
 
 
Sax
11:08 / 05.10.05
Are you my agent? Maybe you should be.
 
 
Sax
11:00 / 06.10.05
Interview with Saxy boy in the next Visionary Tongue magazine (website here.)

One coming up on the Fortean Times website as well.
 
 
Ganesh
12:01 / 06.10.05
Are you going for the full Mark Millar je suis le rockstar effect?
 
 
Sax
12:49 / 06.10.05
I don't know. Can I snort cocaine off your buttocks?
 
 
Ganesh
13:15 / 06.10.05
No no no. That would come perilously close to man-on-man bumsex - which, as any Ennis kno, is TEH WORST THING IN TEH WORLD EVAR!1!!!1! You have to get the details right, Sax.
 
 
Sax
13:45 / 06.10.05
Ganesh, can you please use a little restraint when referring to my details please.

Sax
 
 
Ganesh
14:01 / 06.10.05
I thought you liked my sleazy botshots...
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
17:51 / 06.10.05
Blimey, I had no idea VT was still going. They printed one of my stories once. I even took on a melodramatic goth name to fit in.
 
 
The Puck
22:03 / 06.10.05
i just ordered mine yesterday by Amazon, it better be good.

or..well i dont know it just better be..ok?
 
 
Sax
06:51 / 10.10.05
Interview up at the Fortean Times website.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:55 / 10.10.05
That's weird- I read it fine this morning, now when I click on the link so I can grab some quotes, it tells me I have to register. Spooky, eh?

Anyway- nice interview, Sax. You seem to be getting some good press for this, which is wicked. Now chop-chop, there's a good boy.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
16:39 / 10.10.05
That's got me really interested in what SFX had to say now, maybe you should do like JMS and finish all your posts with 'permission is not given for any of the previous to be quoted by SFX magazine or any of it's associated magazines'.
 
 
Ariadne
20:47 / 10.10.05
I can see it - and I've kept a copy. I could post it here, or send it to anyone that wants it?
 
 
Ariadne
20:49 / 10.10.05
ah - maybe you can only see it once, cause now it's asking me to register.
 
 
Sax
07:01 / 11.10.05
If anyone really wants me to, I'll post the SFX review here.

Then I'll strip and go and lie on some broken glass, and then one of you can tear my heart out and wee on it.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
08:21 / 11.10.05
What, really? Cool, George never made us an offer like that!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:15 / 11.10.05
SFX are bastards. They once printed a photo of me dressed as Captain Kirk (I'd been forced to by my boss, who'd threatened me with the sack) and the caption "That's not a regulation Star Fleet haircut, young man". Fuckers.
 
 
Ariadne
13:33 / 11.10.05
ha, that's excellent, Stoatie, I'd love to see it. Sorry.

did you have dreads then, or Bagpuss hair?
 
 
Sax
09:33 / 17.10.05
Stoatie, where on earth were you working to have a boss who would threaten you with the sack for not wearing a Starfleet uniform? Sounds like Barbelith's dream job.

Brief mention of Hinterland, in regards to the Fortean Times interview, at Disinformation, by the way.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:44 / 17.10.05
I was working in F*rb*dd*n Pl*n*t... it was some sort of anniversary. And yes, I had dreads down to my arse at the time.
 
 
foot long subbacultcha
11:27 / 18.10.05
I finished this during a few coffee breaks on holiday last week. Bloody good fun. Plenty of people came to check out what I was reading and inquired as to who this David Bartlett was. I have no idea why I said this, but every time I'd say "oh, he's an up and coming cult writer back in the UK. This was his first novel that a friend of his said I should check it out".

Weird. There's some crazy magic going on there.
 
 
Sax
11:27 / 18.10.05
For all those who begged... that SFX review in full

Hinterland
It's the end of the world as we know it. Especially if you've read The Invisibles

Hinterland should be perfect for SFX readers. It contains references to Star Trek, the X-Files and comic books. Blending transvestites, the number 23 and hallucinogenic trips with tramps and Sherlock Holmes quotes, David Barnett's book has many parallels with Grant Morrison's Invisibles series.

The plot is intriguing enough. When journo Dave and his dodgy mates stumble upon another world, reality starts to fall apart. Can Dave solve the mystery of the flame-proof painting or the guttural prostitute twins? Is the weirdness that's invading suburbia down to his drug use? Or is there something more sinister afoot?

Despite the decent premise, Hinterland is hard to enjoy. Barnett uses everything that made the Invisibles great - literary references, nods to British kitsch, fetishism, modern magic - but fails to find the same spark. Any interesting ideas are smothered under the weight of a sense of humour that is, at best, "wacky", at worst, desperate. At times you'll find yourself checking the cover to make sure the author isn't another David: Brent.

If you can stand lines like "Then the effluent punches the wind-making machine", you might want to give Hinterland a try. But if lines like "I treat relationships like butterflies, knowing that no matter how good or beautiful they are, they're never going to last" make you want to gouge out your eyes with a copy of Stephen King's On Writing, then this is one Hint you shouldn't take.
Sam Ashurst.
Two stars (out of five)

***

Actually, that was quite cathartic, typing that out. And they've got a very good point with the last par - those quotes really are cringeworthy and I can't believe I wrote lines so bad. I just wish they hadn't picked on the two worst examples from the book...
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
12:11 / 18.10.05
The bastards! Ah, isn't lazy journalism great? And the constant repitition of references to Morrison, they could have just as easily claimed you were ripping off the X-Files or something.

Not that I'm suggesting you were or anything.

Shit. Next post, next po-
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
12:41 / 18.10.05
Sax, my boy - I kinda agree with SFX - you did have some cringeworthy lines (well, can't actually remember any other than the ones they quoted), and you did reference a lot of the same stuff as the Invisibles (is that really such a bad thing, though?) - but overall, I still think Hinterland was a great read. Learn from your critics, and shut them up with your next book!
 
 
foot long subbacultcha
19:31 / 18.10.05
The cheeziness didn't really register as off-putting for me. They seemed in-character with the narration. Apparently that's not good writing but I think it worked ok. I guess your next one will be a notch up on the "quality", Sax, but I wouldn't worry too much about literary criticism from SFX.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:42 / 18.10.05
Next time you'll know to put a picture of Alyson Hannigan on the cover. Really, what were you thinking?
 
 
Sax
07:22 / 19.10.05
She's lined up to play Mags in the movie.

You know, in many ways I hate Hinterland already. But then I love it again, for all its faults.
 
 
Ganesh
20:14 / 19.10.05
Pfft. That Sam Ashurst obviously cannot process metaphor.
 
 
DaveBCooper
13:30 / 13.11.05
Just finished reading this yesterday, and it was a lot of fun – Sax knows his forteana, and how to plot a novel and do dialogue. Give the man some of your money, I say (either directly or by buying the book).
And it’s fab to see The Crying Boy used – that picture, fire-related stuff aside, is one of the most unsettling things I think I’ve ever seen…

If I have any quibbles, it would be one practical and one plot-ty:
1. Quite a few typos and double-commas (,,) in my copy, though that may not be the case for everyone.
2. Dave walks home at night perhaps a bit too often given the way things are in his life, though I understand you need to get him to encounter various people/creatures/etc. Minor thing though.

Overall very good. Far better than that sucksome Dan Brown book besmirching leonardo’s name, and I wish you similar sales figures…
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:10 / 13.11.05
Yesterday I bought the Fortean Times for the first time in ages, and it made me realise why I liked Hinterland so much. Whenever I read FT I'm always thinking "I'd love to read a novel with all this shit in". That's why I liked Hinterland. It was like reading FT but with a story and characters.
 
 
Sax
09:39 / 15.11.05
Well, thanks for the comments, DBC. As for the typos, yeah, that bugs the hell out of me as well. Something went wrong in the proofreading phase, I fear. As for David walking a lot... well, he has an unreliable car. But you're right; he needed to be outdoors a lot to fully be immersed in the weird shit.

Stoatie - FT is indeed a rich source of material. Thanks for the nice words.
 
 
Cat Chant
10:46 / 15.11.05
this is one Hint you shouldn't take

Um... glass houses, methinks.
 
  

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