I remember a time when grant was a clear thousand ahead of the competition. With stoatie closing the gap to 409 it looks like we may soon have a new contender for "biggest waster of their own time and effort".

Also coming into contention is third place with Haus and Flux within hair-puling distance of each other.

Looks like Ganesh's BB5 spree is holding Flyboy well at bay though.

sleazenation

11:34 / 19.08.04

I'm nipping at your heels now sax...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

13:24 / 19.08.04

Didya know, I was actually voted "most likely to need to get out more" by my school?

Actually, I wasn't, but if there'd been an election on the subject, I'd've aced the fucker.

pointless and uncalled for

13:42 / 19.08.04

I find that hard to believe. How would anyone at school have known who you are if you didn't ever leave the house?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:00 / 19.08.04

I lived in the cupboard where they kept the blackboard dusters.

Axolotl

14:11 / 19.08.04

Of course when you're way down in the rankings like myself even one post (like this) can leapfrog you a number of places in one. Though short of actually locking myself in a cupboard and spending all my time posting I doubt I could ever scale the dizzying heights of the top ten. Something to aim for though (not the locking myself in a cupboard, that would be a silly target).

sleazenation

14:22 / 19.08.04

surged ahead of sax now the the dizzy heights of 16th position...

Tryphena Absent

14:33 / 19.08.04

I continue to sit in 9th place (only on the posting table though, I'm quite far behind on topics) behind Rothkoid. It's been about 6 months now. I'm going to have to step up if I want to reach position number 8. I don't think I have enough to say.

sleazenation

14:43 / 19.08.04

*fights the urge to post the bitchy one liner 'it's never stopped you before'*

*fails*

The Return Of Rothkoid

23:15 / 19.08.04

Wow. I'm still kinda plentifully-posted even though I've posted about thrice in a year. And read about the same amount.

Wotcher.

pointless and uncalled for

06:40 / 20.08.04

Easy there sleaze, the top ten woudl look far different if this had anything to do with content.

Sax

09:09 / 20.08.04

Sleazenation, you utter bastard.

Sax

09:12 / 20.08.04

However, any old fart can join in a conversation. Here are the top ten topic starters (twisted topic starters):

grant
Celibate Mink
Matthew Fluxington
Stoatie is a rain dog too
Just-I-Fly My Thug
Rageling the barbely
Our Lady of The Two Towers
Tom Coates
Sax
Rizla and the Ultraviolet Catastrophe

Ah, sandwiched nicely between Tom and Riz in ninth place. What a special place to be.

sleazenation

09:27 / 20.08.04

I can see you trying to shift the goalposts sax, but it ain't going to wash...

pointless and uncalled for

09:42 / 20.08.04

Anyone like to nominate the top ten for actual content?

Sax

10:03 / 20.08.04

Miaow!

Regrettable Juvenilia

11:06 / 20.08.04

Funny, I was just about to start a thread called: "Come on, who are the REAL All Time Top Five Barbelith Posters?" Topic abstract: "Barbelith isn't a popularity contest. But this is."

How about these five, in no particular order:

alas
Jack Fear
Dread Pirate Crunchy
Jefe de Jefelaces
Deva

Regrettable Juvenilia

11:07 / 20.08.04

Note: I had to exclude certain categories of people lest I be accused of bias.

Jack Fear

14:17 / 20.08.04

Y'know, I reeeeally don't want to be associated with this listing. Sax is wise: it's catty and elitist and it will only end in tears.

The mutual-admiration stuff is best saved for the Babecrush threads.

If years of reading childrens books to my kids has taught me anything, it is that we are all beautiful and special in our own ways. Don't let's try to quanitfy our specialness, mmmkay?

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:33 / 20.08.04

Your children's books have lied to you.

sleazenation

14:37 / 20.08.04

If were really going to do this lets at least go all the way and do the top 5 least favourite posters (excluding trolls). Or we can all agree that this is all a really bad idea from the beginning...

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:48 / 20.08.04

Argh, how can it be catty to pick five people and say they're great? That's egalitarianism gone mad, egad.

sleaze's idea, on the other hand... How can I choose? How could I EVER choose? How? Don't make me choose.

Tryphena Absent

14:52 / 20.08.04

Plus the opportunity to psych Fly's choices may be too great.

Tryphena Absent

14:54 / 20.08.04

Hey Fly, you got awards at school did you? Or did you sit and watch everyone else go up on stage annually and get left behind feeling average and ever so slightly depressed as you realised yet again that everyone could write better than you, draw better than you, add two numbers together, hit a ball with a bat. I could go on for hours. Let's not create speech day again- it's fucking awful.

Goodness Gracious Meme

16:26 / 20.08.04

Seconded. Unless Anna and I get to go round pinning Prefect badges on people.

With extra big pins...

Regrettable Juvenilia

20:50 / 20.08.04

Let's not create speech day again

How about if it's the speech day from If...?

Tryphena Absent

20:56 / 20.08.04

Hmm... can we all fit on the roof?

Bed Head

21:03 / 20.08.04

But you’re moderators. You’ll be the ones getting shot and blown up in any If... re-enactments.

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