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All Time Top Five Barbelith Posters

 
  

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iconoplast
21:51 / 20.11.04
Meanwhile, back at the 'lith...

When last we checked in with them, top five in the field were: grant, Stoatie, Flux, Haus, and Ganesh.

New Standings:
grant 7978
Stoatie7744
Tannhauser Schuster-Slatt 7418
Ganesh 6721
Matthew Fluxington 6663

So Haus, who when last we spoke was about to overtake Flux, managed to maintain his speed and parlay it into a bid at the hotly contested #3 spot. Well played, Haus.

Dr. G also rose in the ranks, sweeping past the strangely absent Flux and claiming the whatever-comes-after-bronze.

Elsewhere,
The gap between Sax and Sleazenation has widened from 2 to 128 posts.

Qualyn, who has asked not to be mentioned in this thread, has overtaken Toksic and is curently 17 posts ahead.

Barbelilith has fallen 1 post behind, but still only needs three to catch the wily BioK9.
 
 
Papess
22:31 / 20.11.04
One post eh?

 
 
iconoplast
02:50 / 22.11.04
Aaand she's ahead!

Barbelilith edges past BioK9, 2450 to 2447!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
07:51 / 22.11.04
That's right, toksik, eat my dust.

Where is toksik, anyway?

Iconoplast, there's no fucking U in Qalyn!!!!
 
 
sleazenation
09:10 / 22.11.04
Jack Fear, you are next.
 
 
Sax
10:04 / 22.11.04
I obviously have nothing to say for myself. Wonder if I can make 130-odd posts today?
 
 
Sekhmet
13:00 / 22.11.04
(*pants*)

15 more... and I'll pass... iconoclast...

(*looks uphill, shakes head, sweats*)

Need more... energy bars...
 
 
Sekhmet
13:03 / 22.11.04
iconoplast, terribly sorry...

(*ching!*)

There's two...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:07 / 22.11.04
Yikes, 18 posts and I'll be level with Rothkoid, 19 and I'll be in position number 8. I'm sure I can find at least another 17 points to make. I just need a good fight to dig in to.
 
 
Papess
14:21 / 22.11.04
The secret is to lateshift
 
 
iconoplast
15:02 / 22.11.04
Anna, have I mentioned how rediculous I find the idealistic theoretizing of Marx, or how much more applicable and useful Thorstein Veblen's work is?

Not that I want you to get all hysterical or anything.
 
 
Grey Area
15:25 / 22.11.04
Whisky Priestess: 1592
Grey Area: 1506

I'm chasing you, Whiskey Priestess, you won't stay 86 posts ahead for long!

That sounds like a Dylan song-lyric. "Chasin' a Whiskey Priestess..."
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
17:23 / 22.11.04
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody..."

*cough*

what, no list of the rising upstarts?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
21:27 / 22.11.04
No. Back in your hole!
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
08:53 / 20.12.04
With five days left to go it looks like stoatie is going to clinch the Christmas #1.

grant,

not at the top spot

Permission for upper lip to quiver?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:22 / 20.12.04
Permission denied. Don't sneer till you see the whites of their eyes.
 
 
grant
02:47 / 21.12.04
trouble at work is affecting my performance on the field.

stoatie, stoatie. you would wear the elephant crown?
 
 
grant
04:25 / 31.12.04
Ah, noble silver. I feel a weight has been lifted.

Top five:

Stoatie, Emperor of Aerobics
September 2001
[send]
The People's Republic of Moominvalley
253
8194

grant
June 2001
[send]
peninsular america
420
8089

Haus, Hearth, Home, Heart
December 2001
hidden
none
202
7722

Ganesh
June 2001
hidden
London, UK
226
7059

Matthew Fluxington
December 2001
hidden
New York
289
6744



I can't believe how many topics I've started.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:30 / 31.12.04
I... I don't know what to say.
 
 
Sax
07:22 / 31.12.04
That's not strictly true, according to those ratings, is it?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:57 / 31.12.04
If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that not knowing what to say will never stop me.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:32 / 31.12.04
Bah! It was rigged!
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
12:25 / 31.12.04
It's amazing to me that Stoatie has so many posts, yet I still don't really know who he is.
 
 
iconoplast
22:10 / 08.02.06
Has it been a year? Where once we saw

Stoatie, Emperor of Aerobics 8194
grant 8089
Haus, Hearth, Home, Heart 7722
Ganesh 7059
Matthew Fluxington 6744


Now the field has changed.

In the #5 spot, Flux has vanished, replaced by
#5 Fly Peco Shaftoe, 9018.

grant, perhaps due to inclement weather this season, let slip his silver... and then the bronze. He is now in fourth place. However, he's broken ten THOUSAND posts. Which is the cut-off, apparently, for top four status.

#4 grant, 10176


Ganesh, Haus, and Stoatie still continue their eternal vying. For the moment, Ganesh has the bronze.

#3 Ganesh 10278

Haus, continuing his slow gain from a year ago, is in second place.
#2 Haus in first entered Adam 11326
While Stoatie, having claimed the top spot from grant a year ago, has lengthened his lead to 3,300 posts ahead of the next contender. By way of reference, only 31 posters on the 'lith have broken 3,300 posts total.
#1 to wound the autumnal Stoatie 14757.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:15 / 08.02.06
Oh dear. Again.

Does anyone have a spare life I can borrow? Just for a bit?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:19 / 08.02.06
Man, I remember back in '02, '03, I totaly pwned this board. It was MINE. If my nick wasn't next to at least five "Last post to to this forum by..." thingies, people used to cry and sacrifice ewe lambs so's the sun would come back and there would be such a thing as icecream again.

They did.

'Strue.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:22 / 08.02.06
15,000 posts?

Bloody hell Stoats.

Hopefully Sheena's demands will get you out of the house a bit more.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:27 / 08.02.06
To be honest, I think she's probably been logging on as me. It's the only explanation.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:31 / 08.02.06
Least convincing excuse EVAH
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
22:33 / 08.02.06
Yes, but come on. This is still all just by post count. Who are the real top five posters of all time?

Qalyn
Qalyn
Qalyn
Qalyn
and Qalyn

Because he spits hot fire.
 
 
■
22:37 / 08.02.06
Yeah, but Denfeld's posts count more than a simple click, don't they?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:37 / 08.02.06
Now do number 6!!!! Do number 6!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:46 / 08.02.06
why, who's number 6?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:47 / 08.02.06
Patrick McGoohan?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:49 / 08.02.06
Bastards.

Collectively the people in the flat that I am sitting in right now have 22,010 posts between them. Suck on that.
 
  

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