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20:10 / 26.06.04

What, now?

Now?

Ok, never mind.

I went on a date last night. The first half went really well, and I'm slightly gaga over this person, but the second half was totally weird. We got caught in a hellacious rainstorm and I was stranded at her house, wearing her pyjamas, with her, her 3 roommates, various friends--the pyjamas were kind of funny till all the dudes showed up--and plummetting bloodsugar and inappropriate impulses, and it will be at least 3 weeks, probably a bit more, before I learn whether I made a total ass of myself. Hopefully she will deduce that I get a little nutty in a crowd. At the very least, though, I have a new blue t-shirt has a cartoon skyline of Jerusalem and the legend, "FOR ZION'S SAKE I WILL NOT BE SILENT!"

BK: God, that's good news.

High marks: Shit, dude. I'm on my way.

How about now?

Goodness Gracious Meme

10:59 / 30.06.04

(waaaargghhh. now I can't get in at all. waaaaaaaaaah.)

Not going to be in London Saturday night now,
so won't make the party. Thanks for the invitee, and we must catch up soooon.

*************

Yay for £1 coach travel. Yay for < lj user=pagga > and his car.

pointless and uncalled for

11:13 / 30.06.04

This is killing me
These statistics are worthless
Put me in the sun

13:15 / 30.06.04

Check Livejournal Status

Wow, they are working with the FBI to stop this craziness!

Someone is in big kaka.

13:30 / 30.06.04

Federal Boob Inspectors?

14:26 / 30.06.04

Your's is in the mail, Q.

14:37 / 30.06.04

Check please!

14:39 / 30.06.04

After all that time we spent at the Academy together, this is how you repay me?

14:42 / 30.06.04

Holy shit, Todd, what is that fucking apostraphe doing there?!?

Are you trying to give me an aneurism, you shifty motherfucker?

14:45 / 30.06.04

I dunno. There's something wrong with my brain. I have to see a neurologist. hopefully, I'll have nice scans of my MRI to post.

14:53 / 30.06.04

You're under arrest. Let me see your pussy.

14:55 / 30.06.04

God, they're going to revoke your badge, Q. Don't you remember your training:

"Let me see your license, registration, and pussy."

14:56 / 30.06.04

They promoted me out of Traffic Pussy Patrol last month.

15:00 / 30.06.04

What about the dogs?

Apparently they need patrolling too.

15:02 / 30.06.04

apples and oranges, dogs and cats

15:05 / 30.06.04

15:08 / 30.06.04

oh man, that reminds me of Mafia...

15:10 / 30.06.04

I guess it would've been funnier if I'd said "Pussy Traffic" instead of "Traffic Pussy".

I wish I was smart like the rest of you guys, but at least I know where the fucking apostraphes go.

15:13 / 30.06.04

i told you, i have a brain problem. It's being addressed.

15:14 / 30.06.04

I wish I was smart like the rest of you guys, but at least I know where the fucking apostraphes go.

...shame you don't know how to spell it. But hey, everyone has to start somewhere.

15:20 / 30.06.04

You're under arrest. Show me your pussy.

15:20 / 30.06.04

oooh BURN.

Take THAT, Q!

I'm glad there's someone clever around to defend my honor.

15:22 / 30.06.04

Or is that somebody clever? I'm so confused! Help!

15:23 / 30.06.04

Sorry, but you fail to meet the minimum requirements for being introduced to my cat. Thanks for calling, have a nice day.

17:31 / 30.06.04

Ah, thanks for this thread, Todd.

1. cb's already got a good list of films going -- have you looked at his film reviews (separate from the message board). I will also come up with a list. What I want is something I can print out and take to the video store so if I'm in mood X I know to look for films A, B, or C which will hit that spot. Perhaps a thread on this? There's a thread on another board I used to visit, but the population there was mostly very young people and I'd already seen nearly everything they were recommending.

2. Menstruation: I'm like some hormone-crazed hen, popping out a dozen eggs every other week it seems. WTF.

3. I no longer recall what an eight-hour workday is like. I don't think I've left before 6 once in the past couple of weeks, nor have I afforded myself the luxury of cruising in at 8. I am probably making less $ per actual work hour now than I was at my last job.

And yet, I am not unhappy.

4. Saw the workshop presentation of the first half of my friend's opera, soon to be showing at Redcat. Amazing, and beautiful. Can't wait for the real thing.

01:33 / 01.07.04

I want to post this again.

what are you doing reading this?

what are you doing reading this?

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:49 / 01.07.04

whine, bellyache, whine, whine, bellyache, whine.

And I'm going to sue you bastards.

There, a typical LiveJournal post.

*bows*

16:33 / 01.07.04

fridge, that's way over my head. Can you dumb it down for the cheap seats?

Sorry, but you fail to meet the minimum requirements...

FREEZE DIRTBAG!

17:04 / 01.07.04

That is awesome fridge! You must have friends in high places.

teehee

17:07 / 01.07.04

But I don't get it. I don't fear lemons. I seem to be one of two people around here who doesn't.

Do you mean penguins? I don't fear them either, though it is kind of creepy the way they skulk in the alley outside my window.

17:13 / 01.07.04

I mean, FREEZE DIRTBAG! SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY!

17:28 / 01.07.04

Qalyn, I dare you to eat that lemon.

(You know, for someone who doesn't fear lemons, you have never actually taken anyone up on that dare. Hmmmm....?)

17:51 / 01.07.04

How do you know I haven't, dirtbag? Get your pussy in the air!

17:53 / 01.07.04

How do you know I haven't, dirtbag? Get your pussy in the air!

18:21 / 01.07.04

I got it the first time, numbnuts!...and my pussy is only 11 weeks old!

freak.

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