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I have a really great penis

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Matthew Fluxington

12:06 / 22.03.02

Well, there's also "grinders" "wedges" and "po' boys"...

So hey, do any of you have a really great vagina?

The Natural Way

12:09 / 22.03.02

Don't change the subject. We're talking about the flapping worm.

Captain Zoom

14:34 / 22.03.02

No no no. I want to hear about great vaginas now. Now, dammit!

Oi Haus, thanks for reminding me. I'm going to see the Kids in, um, 10 days. Yay!

Yeah, so, c'mon, little miss Piss on the Parade. Tell us all about your, um, self.

Zoom.

Bear

14:36 / 22.03.02

You know your penis (if you have one) is the length from the tip of your middle finger to the bottom on your hand (where your wrist starts)

Just like your foot is the same size as your wrist to your elbow - which doesn't seem true if you look at your arm it looks huuuuge

bitchiekittie

14:43 / 22.03.02

quote:Originally posted by You and Runce:
We're talking about the flapping worm.

flapping worm! ack! if its flapping too terribly much, Id guess it would be automatically taken from the "really great" category

and you all leave my muppet mouth alone!

Captain Zoom

14:52 / 22.03.02

Flapping worm? Weren't you telling us about one of them while you were here, BK?

[fozzie bear] Wakka wakka wakka [/fozzie bear]

Zoom.

Captain Zoom

14:53 / 22.03.02

[ 22-03-2002: Message edited by: Captain Zoom ]

deja_vroom

14:59 / 22.03.02

About giant flapping worms: there was this porn star who had one so big he never got it fully erected. One day it happened and he ended up in a hospital, in a comma due to brain schemy(ischemy? sp?), cos there wasn't enough blood to irrigate his brain and his jooooooooooooohnson at the same time. true story, true story...

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

15:02 / 22.03.02

Ah, nothing like Barbelith to make you never want to have sex again...

bitchiekittie

15:02 / 22.03.02

this thread has actually gotten worse! amazing, didnt think it was possible, Id like to thank myself first and foremost!

hahaha. I really do adore you people

Captain Zoom

15:08 / 22.03.02

[muppet voice] Hi ho! kermit the frog here, reporting from the underground of barbelith on some, um.....what is that?[/muppet voice]

I just had a really horrible thought about muppet mouths.

I don't think you're ready for it.

Zoom.

Chuckling Duck

16:20 / 22.03.02

I have a Giant-Sized Man Thing.

It was written for Marvel by Alan Moore back in the day. How the title got past the censors I’ll never know.

bitchiekittie

16:23 / 22.03.02

they were giggling through a haze of chemically induced euphoria - "giant man thing? excellent, brilliant! tee hee"

gridley

19:36 / 22.03.02

what if your penis committed a crime? would you hand it over to the authorities?

Brian Dennehy

09:58 / 23.03.02

I'd be too worried it would 'lie' in the 'hands' of a 'bent' copper...

ill tonic

09:58 / 23.03.02

I have a Black and Decker screw on penis with exchangeable heads .... whhhirrrrrrrr!

Wrecks City-Zen

09:58 / 23.03.02

I had a great penis...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:58 / 23.03.02

Wasn't technically yours, though, was it, Lorena?
Unless you include right of conquest...

sleazenation

09:58 / 23.03.02

well, you can hand it to your defense council, but it will never stand up in court...

000

23:58 / 13.12.02

St. Bear: You know your penis (if you have one) is the length from the tip of your middle finger to the bottom on your hand (where your wrist starts)

This is so not true. I knew of a guy who had women's hands and still boasted a monster between his legs.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

00:02 / 14.12.02

[Tom Baker] Ahh, but ye have a woman's penis! [/Tom Baker]

Murray Hamhandler

00:19 / 14.12.02

I, um, wouldn't have any knowledge of anything like that, of course. Um...

But does anyone know of of any other body parts that are proportionate to other body parts? Like...yer foot and yer arm from wrist to elbow (it's true! try it!)?

drzener

00:21 / 14.12.02

Here what?

Woman monster penis?

what is this world comings to?

is nothing sacred?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

14:39 / 14.12.02

There's supposed to be something about the distance between nipples, but I can't remember what it is and I suspect it only applies to boyparts.

Mourne Kransky

15:48 / 14.12.02

You have nipples on your penis? Wow, I'm impressed. Jealous, actually. I suppose there would be a difference between those nipples and the usual kind. Welcome to my one-stop-party-shop, all my erogenous zones combined in one fun-sized bodypart...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:39 / 14.12.02

But think of the potential fungal infections.

w1rebaby

20:57 / 14.12.02

And it would make condoms very uncomfortable.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:38 / 16.12.02

Unless you had them tailor-made. You know, from those kits you can buy to take a mould of your winkle.

Mourne Kransky

21:44 / 16.12.02

But uncomfortable would be the point...