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I have a really great penis

 
  

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Ganesh
21:25 / 18.03.02
I do, y'know.
 
 
w1rebaby
21:26 / 18.03.02
why, what does it do?
 
 
Ganesh
21:26 / 18.03.02
Everything.
 
 
sleazenation
21:27 / 18.03.02
sort of a swiss army penis...
 
 
w1rebaby
21:29 / 18.03.02
does it do requests?
 
 
Ganesh
21:30 / 18.03.02
After a fashion...
 
 
w1rebaby
21:34 / 18.03.02
how about an impression of Groucho Marx?
 
 
Ganesh
21:35 / 18.03.02
<waggles 'pube-brows' suggestively>
 
 
higuita
21:36 / 18.03.02
No! No! Do last turkey in the shop instead.

That one always cracks my missus up.
 
 
Sax
21:38 / 18.03.02
Has Ganesh's fiction suit been hacked by someone? Because while I'm sure he does have a really great knob, it's not like him to start a thread about it.
 
 
Ganesh
21:40 / 18.03.02
It is me, Sax; just taking the 'I have a really great coat' vibe to its natural conclusion. It's satire, see?

[Edited to remove misplaced apostrophe before anyone saw it]

[ 19-03-2002: Message edited by: Ganesh v4.2 ]
 
 
w1rebaby
21:44 / 18.03.02
no, no, you have to slag off americans for it to be satire...
 
 
Ganesh
21:45 / 18.03.02
<considers dodgy 'bush' joke; thinks better of it>
 
 
Sax
21:46 / 18.03.02
Curses. It's not enough to just read a thread before replying, now you have to read all the others.

And I knew it was you all along. Even with a pair of glasses and moustache over your joint.
 
 
Ganesh
21:48 / 18.03.02
D'you wanna see my 'elephant'?

<unzips fly, pulls pockets inside out>
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
21:57 / 18.03.02
My penis is so huge it almost matches the volume of my *enormous* collection of rare vinyl.
 
 
angel
10:00 / 19.03.02
Deeply, deeply disturbed now!
 
 
Ganesh
10:03 / 19.03.02
I have a second penis, first-edition with gold-embossing and everything. I'm never taking it out of the bag.
 
 
sleazenation
10:03 / 19.03.02
You haven't seen his vinyl...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:13 / 19.03.02
Isn't it heartwarming to think that the psychological wellbeing of all those people is in the hands of a man who brags about his gold-embossed auxilliary penis?
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
10:16 / 19.03.02
Not as heartwarming as the knowledge that I have the rare alternate Frank Quitely penis polybagged at home.
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
10:18 / 19.03.02
In an acid resistant cardboard box.

In a temperature and humidity controlled room.

In the dark.
 
 
The Natural Way
10:24 / 19.03.02
What about the special edition holographic penis?

Eh?

What about it?
 
 
Tom Coates
10:25 / 19.03.02
Oh dear god.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:46 / 19.03.02
quote:Originally posted by You and Runce:
What about the special edition holographic penis?


Pfft. Fanboy.
 
 
deja_vroom
10:54 / 19.03.02
I have a rare, autographed penis. The fact that I have no idea of what is scribbled all over it and much less who signed it just adds to the aura of mistery, and therefore, to the value of this item.
On E-bay, starting bids at US$250, right now.
 
 
Sax
11:24 / 19.03.02
I have both the "Ultimate Penis" and the "Max Penis", all with variant glans.
 
 
gridley
11:25 / 19.03.02
I've got a a late 80s Bill Sienkiewicz penis.

It looks kind of like a nuclear missile with a lumpy donut attached to the back. And there's always lots of motion lines around it. And it's flying toward something that might be the planet saturn covered in blue smoke... or it might be... damn... what is that? well I'll find out soon enough!
 
 
The Apple-Picker
11:52 / 19.03.02
Jade, E-Bay's probably not going to give you what you deserve for that penis. I mean, look at this:

quote:The current whereabouts of Napoleon's penis is still a matter of some dispute, though by most accounts it is in the posession of an american urologist named John Kingsley Lattimer who paid $38,000 for it at a 1969 auction.

$38K in '69? And that was for a withered, syphlitic penis! Think of what you can get for a healthy-looking one.
 
 
bitchiekittie
12:04 / 19.03.02
pffht

who needs coffee to perk you up in the mornings when you could have Barbelith PenisTalk™?
 
 
w1rebaby
12:09 / 19.03.02
i have a special limited edition white chocolate mint-flavoured penis with popping candy
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
12:15 / 19.03.02
I'm sure that none of you really want to hear about my disappointing Igor Kordey fill-in penis this month, right?
 
 
Sax
12:36 / 19.03.02
Is it true they're bringing out a trade with Flux's, Haus's and Ganesh's penises all back-to-back?
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
12:37 / 19.03.02
Pretty rough trade...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:38 / 19.03.02
that's a softcover, right?
 
  

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