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Being an Internet Fuckwad on arrival at Barbelith

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Sekhmet

02:27 / 24.06.04

The main irony being that aside from Conversation, the Comics forum seems to be the most even-tempered, casual bunch on the board...

Of course, I know better than to say anything that might piss Cameron off. Because he is a Gawd. (Seaguy Rulz!)

Treen

04:03 / 24.06.04

I've lurked for a year and a half. So, no.

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07:48 / 24.06.04

Rob, Rob, Rob. This is starting to get painful. Please, please, at least learn to recognise irony!

How could you possibly take that statement at face value when it's so clearly designed to be absurd?!

Haha, i didn't take it at face value, i suppose you could call it irony of irony? I was just going along with the joke, but i guess it's hard to get that when your reading from a computer.

Haus of Mystery

08:24 / 24.06.04

Yeah. Where's the goddamn irony button on this thing...?

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08:56 / 24.06.04

Your gonna need ten years posting knowledge before you get any help with that one

.......son.

Haus of Mystery

11:24 / 24.06.04

You're not my Dad.

pointless and uncalled for

11:47 / 24.06.04

Sorry kid, I sold you for three pints of guinness and half an hour on the very large vibrating cow.

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14:51 / 24.06.04

I've lurked for a year and a half. So, no.

We have a wise one!

And i'm sorry that i'm not your Dad MacGuyver, i must of got mixed up or something.

8===>Q: alyn

15:38 / 24.06.04

Oh, shut the fuck up, you idiots.

Haus of Mystery

15:44 / 24.06.04

Good point fuckwad.

40%

18:18 / 24.06.04

i didn't take it at face value, i suppose you could call it irony of irony?

So your irony was to act as if you hadn't understood the joke?!

I don't get it...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:26 / 24.06.04

Don't you remember Steve Peckinpah's classic movie "Cross Of Irony"? Tons of people die. REALLY slowly. Only they're really doing it fast. But in slow motion. And not really. And they were all fuckwads. Apart from Coburn. He rocks. Ironically.

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18:38 / 24.06.04

So your irony was to act as if you hadn't understood the joke?!

YES!!!

Oh fucking hell i'm bored, this thread has survived way longer than i thought it would. Someone stick a stake in it.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:59 / 24.06.04

I dare Qalyn to eat the lemon.

w1rebaby

23:18 / 24.06.04

He didn't the first time. He won't this time. And you know why? Because he's a big lemon-avoiding chicken.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:49 / 25.06.04

[Jack Palance]PICK UP. THE. LEMON.[/Jack Palance]

Haus of Mystery

08:21 / 25.06.04

NIC CAGE/ Put. The lemon. Back in the box.../NIC CAGE

Lord Morgue

10:17 / 25.06.04

(Micheal Caine) Do. You want. To eat. The lemon. Qualyn?
Do? You want? To eat? The lemon?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:32 / 25.06.04

Ain't any a you fuckwads seen The Matrix?

THERE IS NO LEMON!

Mr Anderson.

Jesu Maria!

I never fucking saw this! If I hadn't googled myself just now I never would have. Very nice, taunting a man when his back is turned. Where are you now, you little shits!?! I'll eat your fucking lemons! I'll eat five of them at once!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:44 / 07.07.04

Go on then. Five and this grapefruit. And some rhubarb.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:24 / 07.07.04

My arse will he. He FEARS the lemon. FEARS it, says I.

An' thur ain't no cuntin way on God's clean cuntin Earth 'ee can eat them fruits like what ee sez, inner?

(Fuck. Somehow I'm channeling Yeovil. Somebody kill me.)

w1rebaby

22:55 / 07.07.04

*sits back*

*waits for abortive lemon display*

8===>Q: alyn

12:25 / 08.07.04

Eh heh heh heh. Did I say "lemons"? I meant "lemmings".

Lord Morgue

08:07 / 09.07.04

Did I say eat? I meant

Jub

08:19 / 09.07.04

What is that!! a chicken?

Grey Area

08:37 / 09.07.04

...Lord Morque, you are officially OFF my Christmas card list for making my dry heave at 10:30 in the morning.

pointless and uncalled for

08:43 / 09.07.04

What the hell, it's only a chicken being stuffed with lemons.

How is that in any way gross. In fact it's making me salivate. I may go and buy a chicken for the weekend and stuff it with lemons, some sage and a few cloves of garlic.

Grey Area

13:25 / 09.07.04

The glistening, the yellow tinge of fat, the exposed joints...combined with the fact that it was totally unexpected, it just made me heave. I still feel queasy looking at it.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

16:14 / 09.07.04

Please tell me (despite my vegetarianism) that the chicken's dead. Cos otherwise, that's gotta sting like FUCK.

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