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Operation Weightloss

 
  

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Whisky Priestess
10:34 / 15.09.06
swedish mustard + marmite + cheese on Ryvita

dribble ...
 
 
Axolotl
22:52 / 15.09.06
marmite = teh wrongness.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:54 / 15.09.06
NO.

Marmite is good.

It helps to make Twiglets. And Twiglets are up there with sex, drugs AND rock'n'roll in the pantheon of GOOD THINGS.

People who don't like Twiglets frighten me, to be honest.
 
 
HCE
22:55 / 15.09.06
What are Twiglets? Don't be afraid, I'm sure I like them already.
 
 
Olulabelle
23:12 / 15.09.06
They're similar in shape and size and colour to twigs and they're flavoured with Marmite. Officially I think they're made of wheat or some such nonsense like that, but actually they look exactly like spring twigs. They taste better though.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:17 / 15.09.06
Twiglets are one of the best foodstuffs ever made. And now I've come back to this thread and am really pissed off that I went to the shop to buy pesto and didn't buy any Twiglets.

Twiglets are also the source of one of the best jokes in Spaced.

TIM- Ooh, I feel like shit. What did I do last night?

DAISY- You ate your own weight in Twiglets and punched an artist.

TIM- Oh shit....

(pause)

TIM- I'm not supposed to eat Twiglets.

DAISY- Why not?

TIM- They make me violent.


WOW I'm so off-topic it's just not true. Sorry.
 
 
Psych Safeling
23:24 / 15.09.06
Twiglets are like 'Nam. You can't understand unless you've been there.
 
 
Psych Safeling
23:26 / 15.09.06
But the best line on Spaced, as I think I've said elsewhere, is

"you can't dangle the bogus carrot of reconciliation when you're riding some other donkey"

or somesuch

(sorry, I'm lightly sauced)
 
 
Triplets
10:13 / 16.09.06
It's too orangey for crows.
 
 
Spaniel
10:22 / 16.09.06
It should be made clear that Twiglets are like little, little twigs, and not like bigger twigs. Not at all.
 
 
petunia
10:42 / 16.09.06
Marmite = Twiglets rubbed in bum
 
  

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