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deja_vroom

02:23 / 26.04.04

(deep sigh of relief)

Keggers! Have some feta!

Saint Keggers

02:26 / 26.04.04

I thought I was feeling gouda but now im even feta!

Tryphena Absent

02:32 / 26.04.04

Why are you all talking about this here? Get your arses over to that site and get cheesing.

And goodnight!

Saint Keggers

02:36 / 26.04.04

I dont associate with any site dedicated to any food. I have to have my limits.

goodnight.

Mazarine

02:42 / 26.04.04

Jade, I'm up and will be for a while. Don't you worry your photogenic little head.

Hieronymus

03:05 / 26.04.04

Blegh. All this talk of cheese makes me nauseous.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:09 / 26.04.04

I'm so glad I discovered Cheesenet. My life is now complete.

Mazarine

03:11 / 26.04.04

I wish I'd known about it when I was wracking my brain for the wine and cheese party.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:20 / 26.04.04

Just goes to show that the best cure for boredom is *always* typing random words into Google.

The Return Of Rothkoid

13:52 / 27.04.04

Fuck cheese. I say, let's all go to Vegas for next year's rockabilly festival. I'll certainly be there. Meeting Elvis, mayhap.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:00 / 27.04.04

Whoah. I may just join you.

gingerbop

18:22 / 27.04.04

I know it's so wrong, but I'm developing a love of extra light Phillidelphia. It means I can pile it thicker than the toast and my tummy wont shout at me for it, although this guilt is replaced by the guilt that I'm turning my back on the holy world of saturated fat.

Cream cheese is tearing my life apart.

18:45 / 27.04.04

I also know it's wrong, but as soon as I get home I'm going to try to cut my own hair.
I really really shouldn't.

Save me, Barbepeople! Save me from myself!

You have an hour and a quarter to talk me out of it.

Saint Keggers

18:46 / 27.04.04

I know what you mean. I too love the Philly. An inch or soon a bagel and coffee and I'm good to go in the morning.

Saint Keggers

18:48 / 27.04.04

How are you cutting your hair? Brush cut or something more extravagant?

gingerbop

18:48 / 27.04.04

Go forth and cut! It grows back, and if anything absolutely tragic happens, the worst be that you end up with shorn tresses again.

It's the first thing I did when I got home. Except my friend's clippers had the numbers in millimetres, not normal hair-numbers. So when I meant to have a 4 and an 8, I got a 1 and a 2. But I was told by my mother that if she had been blind, she would have thought I was pretty from the feel of my hair. Thanks.

Saint Keggers

18:57 / 27.04.04

I saw a girl at the bus terminal who had short curly cotton candy pink hair. It looked soo bloody amazing that I started laughing. Good times was had by all.

Hair. I like it.
(insert theme music from musical HAIR)

Bed Head

19:01 / 27.04.04

hello, car-bon mon-ox-ide...

omg, she's back! And he's back! And I've never spoken to ze before!

Hello to bop and Keggers and Ex. Oh, do cut your own hair, Ex. It's fun, it's a summery thing to do, what could possibly go wrong? Self-cut hair puts a 'too cool to care' swagger in your step. Or so I tell myself.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:04 / 27.04.04

Philadelphia's yum. But I've just rediscovered the house sandwich toaster, so it's mature veggie cheddar all the way (with, obviously, dried and crushed chillis sprinkled therein)...

It's a weird one this evening... my dog's scared of thunder. But doesn't want to show herself up in front of my flatmate's dog. Who's also scared of thunder. They've both been trying to brazen it out, cos neither wanted to be the first to be visibly scared.

Ah. I love these dogs.

Bed Head

19:08 / 27.04.04

Dude, I think we all love those dogs now.

19:09 / 27.04.04

Go forth and cut!

Ooooh you people. Remind me to post about my struggles with crack when I have a moment...

It's fun, it's a summery thing to do, what could possibly go wrong?

In my head as I wield the clippers: Tank Girl, Hopey from Love and Rockets, Lois from Dykes to Watch Out For and the whole of the Baker Street series.
On my head, as I stand back amidst falling fragments: Phil Mitchell.

The problem's right there, in that all my role models are 2D and live in comics. Of course their hair looks good.

I should pay a professional. But I'm on a tiny wee budget and it just looks so simple and - suddenly Phil Mitchell.

Saint Keggers

19:17 / 27.04.04

Hey BH! How ya been?
(and hello to the rest of you!)

gingerbop

19:19 / 27.04.04

Have you done it yet? Oooh the excitement. Not too much can go wrong with clippers really, other than a few stripey bits and suchlike. Though I must say I like your hair's preciseness, but it shall be equally precise when Phil Mitchelled.

Eugh. After the "if I were blind" comments, the woman who somehow gave birth to me, although I see no connection between us, told me I should get my ears pierced, so I look at least vaguely feminine. Ohdearlord. Just... no. I have a shaved head and shoulders that look 6 foot wide, and she thinks a "nice pair of gold studs" would make me not only look female, but straight and female.
I never want to hit the menopause.

Goodness Gracious Meme

19:26 / 27.04.04

ooh the topicality. (so Ex, have you shorn yet?) I'm still havering about mine. Have clippers, have never shorn own hair before. Is difficult? Am i going to disfigure myself? Have clippers....

Should I wait for bald friend to do it for me? basically as long as it's even, i know it'll look fine, but how'm i to get it even. Should I cut my (4-5 inch ) *long* hair first or just have at it with clippers?

heeeelp.

arghhh.

Bed Head

19:28 / 27.04.04

Tickety-boo, thanks for asking Kegboy. Everything’s right when it’s sunny. And yourself?

So, Ex - is it done? Are you lamenting the fact that you are already Mitchelled, or are you still fretting that this fate awaits if you dare? Phil Mitchell doesn’t look to me like he cuts his own hair. Self-cut hair is arty! and messy! and not very fat squaddie.

BTB, I couldn’t remember what guard I use on my clippers, so I did away with the number system and put my own label on there. So, my haircut was done with the clippers set to my newly-invented ‘muppetskin’ setting, and so my scalp now has the same soft texture as the skin on the back of Kermit’s arm.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:30 / 27.04.04

Don't sweat it, gb... I'm 32 and my mum doesn't know I have tattoos, am on anti-depressants, and have a drink problem. I think she finally figured out that I smoke and I'm not a Christian, though. Although of all the people in the world, past or present, she's the one I'd most like to do acid with. Never gonna happen, but, fuck, she'd LOVE it!

How is everyone tonight? I'm still reeling from the double-whammy of the Throbbing Gristle festival being cancelled and the new Streets single being fucking awful. (Tomorrow I'll buy the new Patti Smith album... that'll cheer me up.)

Goodness Gracious Meme

19:30 / 27.04.04

ewwww. and the clippers go back in the drawer.

Bed Head

19:32 / 27.04.04

What’s up BiP? Not a fan of the muppets?

Saint Keggers

19:33 / 27.04.04

Its doing wonderful. I had a doctors appointment this morning and it was pouring when I left. I wandered into a pub aferwards and the sun came out, the rain stopped, the birds started singing... I was expecting some amazing music to start playing from the heavens.

Its a great day indeed.

And then there was the girl with the cottoncandy hair.

19:34 / 27.04.04

Noooo! I still have another half hour at work and then I'm going to phone my Hormonal Haircuts Anonymous Mentor and sie'll talk me through the long cold small hours of the morning (or I'll get distracted by the idea of making myself some risotto, and then turn in all full of rice and contented). There will be no Mitchelling!

My mother said, on seeing my first and most wonderous crewcut, that I didn't look like her daughter any more. It's the most splendidly melodramatic line she's ever come out with, unintentionally so.
While I was trying to be a teenage goth she kept suggesting that I should wear a brightly coloured scarves to 'jazz it up a bit'. Tcha. The pit of tenebrous mobidity that is my soul doesn't need jazzing up.

Goodness Gracious Meme

19:35 / 27.04.04

no, love 'em. not sure if i love em enough to want to resemble finest muppetskin though.

Olulabelle

19:36 / 27.04.04

Topicality, yay. I think you should do it BiP. I did it once, and I didn't look like Phil Mitchell. Much. I just looked like me with no hair, but that was kind of cool and I got to see the shape of my head. Shape of head is a concern, as if you have odd lumps it's not idea aand if you have any odd and fairly big scars everyone goes - "Ohhh, how did you do that?" A lot.

Shall I cut my hair? Well not do it myself, but get someone to cut it shorter for me? I've been trying to grow it, but I don't know why really because I know from experience I look much better with short boylike hair. I just can't do long swishy girl hair, much as I wish I could.

Keggers, that curly candy pink short-haired girl sounded excellent. I want candy pink hair.

Goodness Gracious Meme

19:38 / 27.04.04

Ah, I see.

Ex: don't shave yr head. it'll only make you look pretty and delicately feminine.

how's that?

Saint Keggers

19:39 / 27.04.04

I hate hair cuts. I had long hair in college and cut it when I got out. The moshpits just weren't the same without the hair.

gingerbop

19:42 / 27.04.04

I went to the doctors too this morning. A place I'm not overly fond of, mostly because every time I go, they tell me I have tonsilitis.
Hurrah for spaghetti soup.

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