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The Late Shift: Troll Free since 1636

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w1rebaby

23:20 / 25.04.04

Tempest... the game where lots of unpleasant things emerged from a tunnel, with you on the rim. Successfully dominating the tunnel allowed you to penetrate deeper.

Not sure whether that's better or worse than Q*bert, which I am currently playing on my phone. Based around the idea of exerting control over a triangle while avoiding things that drip from it.

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:25 / 25.04.04

paging doctor Freud...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:35 / 25.04.04

WHOAH!!! Check out CheeseNet's bulletin board! Fuck!

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:43 / 25.04.04

don't you mean the Cheeseboard?

HOW cool?

That's it.

Barbelith is dying, I'm defecting...

Tryphena Absent

23:47 / 25.04.04

Findme is the most amoozing poetry writer on this planet...
cheesus christ...
my lord and saviour
saviour of the flavor which savor...
cheese please
with macaroni.
thank you

I am weeping tears of... cheese.

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:50 / 25.04.04

I think you'll find mr.cheese the cheese man knocks that into a cheese hat:

Alas poor cheese, we knew him well,
He used to make us smile,
He gave us all that wondrous smell,
While rotting all the while.

and so on for several glorious verses..

Bed Head

23:51 / 25.04.04

Woah indeed. Cheese FREEKZ! How much do you love it? Ace.

It seems that cheese attracts trolls like iron filings to a magnet. In future we should just redirect any trolls from here to that board. I like the thread called ‘you’re all dumb people, cheese sucks, you don’t even have an’...

...What?

Tryphena Absent

23:53 / 25.04.04

Guys, I hate to be the one to say this but if we launch an offensive soon we can take over this board. The only real question to ponder is- do we have enough to say about cheese?

Bed Head

23:55 / 25.04.04

Indeed. I agree it’d be a pushover, but what would we do with it once we’d conquered it?

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:55 / 25.04.04

of course we do, we have an entire, er, thread full of cheese talk.

hmm. i see yr point.

Hi.

Oh dear christ, read this!

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:58 / 25.04.04

I have seen Death, my children:

you don't believe I love cheese, ask my friends and they'll tell you that I practically use it in every sentance!

And Heaven:

Oh cheddar, Gruyer, Smoked and Brie
I wish to write my ode to thee
You keep me stuffed throughout the night
I'm happy at your smell and sight

Cheese in a pack, cheese in a box
The cheesey smell from my old socks
I just can't get enough of you
My cheese, I declare my love so true

Bed Head

00:05 / 26.04.04

Ugh. They’re all mad, and not in a good way. And besides, whoever heard of the lunatics taking over someone else’s asylum? I see no natural resources there worth the effort of plundering. The only cheese they have is cheese-talk. Worthless.

Hi, Jade. What’s happening where you are?

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:09 / 26.04.04

Anna, I think they may have been hotknifing their cheese.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:09 / 26.04.04

Anna de L... that link... c'mon, 'fess up. 'Twas you, wasn't it?

I wonder how they feel about pie...

Think we could do it?

Could we... annexe Cheesenet???!!!??

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:11 / 26.04.04

The closest thing to that thats ever happened to me is once I ate WAY to much cheese and I had a nightmare about being attacked by cheese....

I love it!

(Although "cheese" is beginning to lose any resemblance to a real word it may once have had...)

Tryphena Absent

00:12 / 26.04.04

I haven't performed a takeover bid on a forum for so long... it makes me feel quite wistful.

deja_vroom

00:18 / 26.04.04

It's cold and rainy here. I'm dreading the fact that tomorrow is Monday. No cheese, too.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:27 / 26.04.04

Got pie?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

01:22 / 26.04.04

GOt insomnia?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:33 / 26.04.04

I think everyone's buggered off to CheeseNet.

Mazarine

01:35 / 26.04.04

Yipe, I fall asleep for a while and the whole place goes to Cheese!!

(Reffering way back to earlier, BH and Tanntamount are both right, of course. Sally Dammerung is a little fiction suit I've had kicking around for a while, and I've been Mazarine plus or minus a suffix for ages, and that name's sort of lost all meaning for me. Since I recently discovered that the only specific country I can trace my family to is Germany, I decided to go with S.D. That, and hopefully people will stop thinking "Margarine" or "Marzipan" when they see me.)

Right, cheese. We'll need a few legions of course- The soft cheeses, the semi-soft cheeses, the hard cheeses, the blue cheeses, and a special maniple of goat cheeses. Any volunteers?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:39 / 26.04.04

We can burst in shouting "citizens of cheesetopia! Throw of your fetas and be free".

Or maybe not.

Spatula Clarke

01:42 / 26.04.04

Hey Mordant.

I just watched Kill Bill Part 1 for the first time.

Am I the only person on the board who doesn't really do Tarantino films? I mean, bits of it were fun and I'd like to see them again - the anime section, mainly, but I also kinda liked the whole 'getting hold of a sword' part - but on the whole I was, as usual with his stuff, left feeling almost completely unfulfilled. Like, I'm still sitting there waiting for any hint of substance when the credits roll around. I certainly seem to be alone in thinking that the opening chapter - the one which could have come out of any of his previous films - was absolutely shit. Horribly stunted dialogue and I Am Teh Cool And Funny chick fight. Bleh.

I'm only saying this here to avoid getting into it with rabid fans in the proper thread.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:47 / 26.04.04

I thought it was great- it was like ice cream or something, I guess...

Spatula Clarke

01:48 / 26.04.04

And something else. Really anal, but I've never claimed not to be. Who the fuck did they employ to check continuity bumph on it? Camera pans to Lucy Lui's left when she's holding the gang leader meeting, voice-over tells us that it's her right. What? Did you even read yr own script when you filmed it? So much for your supposed eye for detail.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

01:48 / 26.04.04

I see what you're saying, but I dug it and I'm looking forward to seeing 2 when it comes out. I was really only looking for (as Stoatie says) ice-cream.

Spatula Clarke

01:57 / 26.04.04

I can never explain exactly what it is about this stuff that leaves me cold, which is frustrating, because it's a real minority position to be arguing from and I'd like to do it justice.

There are other bits I like - the framing of the final fight is really nice, for example - but he always leaves me feeling empty. Not drained, 'cause that suggests that there's energy there to leak out in the first place, but just... like I've been sat in limbo for a couple of hours. And I know you're not really meant to come to this stuff expecting there to be a huge amount of meat on the bones, but I don't even get the thrill of snazzy, flashy direction that even some of the haterz gain.

But anyway, this is Late Shift. Please. Carry on Cheesing.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

01:58 / 26.04.04

I think I'm all cheesed out. See you guys in the morning.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:07 / 26.04.04

Night, Mordant. "Halloumi" to open the door for you.

deja_vroom

02:11 / 26.04.04

Man. It's 00:07 and everybody is out, or asleep. I'm all alone and hyperactive. I think I might as well paint this fucker blue. The room.

Spatula Clarke

02:13 / 26.04.04

I wasn't ignoring your post, Stoatie. Just wasn't totally sure what you meant by ice cream.

Hmmm. I can see that, I guess, and I understand people enjoying the aesthetics of the film - and the Tarantino thang in general - but they're never anything like as much fun as they're cracked up to be, imo.

Ah, rant over. I head to bed now that I've derailed this thread. If it's possible to derail the Late Shift.

deja_vroom

02:19 / 26.04.04

Please don't leave. If I'm left all alone here, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN, I know it.

Like, I'll start talking like in 4 different voices and go apeshit and stuff just like that. With no justifiable reason, too.

Saint Keggers

02:21 / 26.04.04

Hello you fine buncha cheese eaters! The best type of cheese is cheesecake.

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