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Wedding Bells for Morrison?

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Regrettable Juvenilia

16:58 / 02.06.04

When I get married my wife will have to be called '***** of the AWESOMEST Flyboy Clan'.

17:14 / 02.06.04

You're going to make her utterly efface her first name as well?

That's cold.

bitchiekittie

19:40 / 02.06.04

you guys are great. so great, in fact, that I'm going to marry one of you lovely geeks just so that we can have a really awesome thread about it.

also so I can cash in on my government approved hetero-ness and cash in on your BOOTY when I defeat you in a gay ninja v bi pirates v straight sweatmonkeys v everyone else BATTLE ROYAL

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:01 / 02.06.04

You're going to make her utterly efface her first name as well?

Yeah, I'm going to do that as well. *And* I'm going to make her wear a black rectangle over her eyes at all times.

I told u I was hardcore.

Lord Morgue

08:41 / 03.06.04

I shall unveil the new ConfettiundriceWerfer in their honour! It is their destiny to mate und create zer new master race! A master race of genetically superior comic book writers who DON'T SUCK!
Ask me about my "final solution" for Mssrs. Liefeld, Lobdell and Niceiza sometime...

Tryphena Absent

15:45 / 03.06.04

I agree man, even though it's not her second name anymore (unless she's kept it?)

Bleerr Bluueergghh Arrgghhh with a knife.

Alex's Grandma

16:05 / 03.06.04

I don't understand this thread at all. GM and I chat regularly, or at least we used to do anyway, I haven't seen him in a while. Been busy with his wedding arrangements, I guess. Still, once that's out the way, along with this business about the restraining order, I'm sure we'll be best mates again. Good on yer Grant ! ( I'm not like the others. )

Bill Posters

16:36 / 17.06.04

I've got to this thread awfully late, but I would like to nevertheless register my horror and disgust that the Big M would join the Marriage Nazis. Alan Moore would never do such a thing.

Spyder Todd 2008

17:33 / 17.06.04

Dude, I think Alan Moore been married already. I know he has a daughter who's about 20.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

17:41 / 17.06.04

She nestles in his beard.

Tryphena Absent

19:14 / 17.06.04

There's nothing wrong with being a marriage Nazi as long as you're doing it for the right reasons (the wedding: clothes, food and party). Judging by Geoff's dressing up box I'd say his head's in the right space.

Logos

20:09 / 17.06.04

Does his beard hide a secret face (with a beard)?

Jack Denfeld

01:52 / 18.06.04

Mike Robot:I like marriage. I think it's romantic.

Sax: That's because you're programmed that way.

Yay!! I'm programmed for romance!

Pan Paniscus

17:17 / 18.06.04

Dude, I think Alan Moore been married already. I know he has a daughter who's about 20

I met her at a party 'round our house. Lovely lass. Unbearded, if anyone's interested.

Sax

18:41 / 07.07.04

I just got my photos back from The Wedding and thought you guys might like to see this pic I took of George and Christine:

It was taken on the beach at Llandudno, North Wales. We'd taken a break from the night "do" at the Three Leeks (lovely room upstairs - they had the resident DJ. Paul, he was called. Had all the Stereophonics albums).

All in all, a great day.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:05 / 07.07.04

Llandudno? Well, to each his own, I suppose.

■

19:16 / 07.07.04

That would be the one who, when told her father was to become a magician, said "Magician? He can't even do bloody balloon animals!"

Ah, the Three Leeks. I met Tom Jones' mum there once. No, really.

Tryphena Absent

19:20 / 07.07.04

The Three Leaks has never been the same since they stopped their Shirley Bassey karaoke on a Thursday night.

Ganesh

19:28 / 07.07.04

Hahah! He went with the white suit/black shoes/Phaelenopsis bouquet combo - which, in our pre-arranged code, means 'our secret cover's intact, Ganesh; that Sax person is a poo-poo-head bottomburp (who gets my name wrong sometimes); let's do bottom-touching on Tuesday'.

I'm sure Christine's a lovely beard. Beneath the beard, though, George's secret face is crying. For me.

ONLY NICE THINGS

19:36 / 07.07.04

Don't be ridiculous. George is dressed as an ice cream. Which is code for "I scream with love for you, Haus".

Who's that lady blocking the shot? I mean, talk about pushy. Like, hey, lady - BACK OFF! There's plenty to do in Llandudno, you know. Why not go to the Golden Nugget Arcade?

Our Lady Has Left the Building

20:02 / 07.07.04

Was he wearing round black glasses and a white wig at any point during the day?

"From my vantage point outwith the supercontext I decided to experience what it was like to be a Scottish comicbook writer."

But don't they look a lovely couple?

Ganesh

20:09 / 07.07.04

Ma, he's making eyes at me. And, pre-Hello, he's inviting me - just me - into his lovely home, full of beautiful things. We'll talk about The Invisibles and Flex Mentallo and he'll explain how I was the inspiration for Xoids. And then we'll draw biro sigils on each others' bottoms and pretend to be Catherine Zeta Jones getting married.

Sax

20:15 / 07.07.04

Me and George had quite a chat about you, actually, Ganesh. Now I'm not usually one to break a close friend's confidence, but I thought I should tell you what George said. Don't get too worried - it might have just been the Watney's talking - but he was talking about injunctions and stuff.

Ganesh

20:27 / 07.07.04

Are you sure you're not talking about Grant Morrison, Sax? You do have a tendency to forget your "close friend"'s name...

Sax

20:30 / 07.07.04

That was just a slip. It's the noise he makes when he comes.

Ganesh

20:44 / 07.07.04

A most telling slip. I think you'll find it's actually 'Ganesh' he's shouting when he comes.

ONLY NICE THINGS

20:53 / 07.07.04

Yes.

WHICH IS MY REAL OFFLINE NAME!

now

Ganesh

20:59 / 07.07.04

Pfft. It's my Real Life touching-each-others'-bottoms name.

Now.

And always.

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:00 / 07.07.04

*Pffffft*

OFFLINE *mean* touching bottoms.

That's what I do when I am not online.

Every minute I am not online.

Ganesh

22:52 / 07.07.04

Me too. With both hands. I'm actually typing with my cock - which has a King Nob scorpion tattoo on it, that George did. In biro. I haven't washed since.

I think I smell a bit. But it's worth it.

Jack Denfeld

00:44 / 08.07.04

I think they both look very pretty.

Ria

05:19 / 08.07.04

AM did not get married. kids yes. marriage no.

ONLY NICE THINGS

05:35 / 08.07.04

Don;'t be silly. You can't have childen without marriage.

This thread, joking apart, is revealing some comically old-fashioned attitudes to marriage among our wacky man-fighting anarchists...

Ria

06:05 / 08.07.04

could you explain the part about fighting a wacky man?

Ganesh

07:14 / 08.07.04

The wacky man would be Sax (in a sort of Michael Jackson "any parent who worried about me sleeping with their child must be wacky" kinda way). He actually believes George is in love with him. Can you imagine?

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