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New members are fucking stupid

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21:09 / 30.03.04

i mean, honestly.
show me one new member who has the balls to post something interesting. if you are here, on barbelith, how dare you contribute? you cant contribute because you KNOW you are SHIT, and you have nothing of any value to contribute.

oh, and you are most certainly ugly, but nothing like as ugly as your mother, or that half-man from whom she gained a son, along with the usual diseases and small fee.

you might guess without help that someone so befouled by life would also have the misfortune to smell, were you not so unflinchingly unaware of anything remotely resembling cogency or reason.

THIS...

is not....

your MESSAGE BOARD!

21:23 / 30.03.04

Eh? What? Come again?

Please tell me that was some attempt at reverse psychology or something as opposed to someone walking around with their underpants down.

21:28 / 30.03.04

Please tell me that was some attempt at reverse psychology or something

no.
shant.

as opposed to some walking around with their underpants down

what, now you have a probelm with naturists as well as english comprehension?

21:28 / 30.03.04

No it isn't your message board, it's your message board

21:32 / 30.03.04

hello, i am nude, in my mummy, i am nude, lets discuss.

21:35 / 30.03.04

Am i included?

Go toksik!

21:37 / 30.03.04

well, that's more like it.
a rational older poster, giving us hir view on IMPORTANT ISSUES.
notice the lack of judegemental attitude when discussing nudity and even incest?
THATS the kind of quality posting want, posts from Seasoned and Qualified people with Proper Values; posts from people whose member number is less than 4000.

less than 2000 is better, but i understand that not everyone can be that intelligent.

21:42 / 30.03.04

obviously i wasnt talking about mr memetic.
a more seasoned poster than many, well, 735, he has earned the right to be here.

i still think he should SHUT UP until there are at least one thousand people newer than him.
and i wont talk to hir until there are at least twice as many more new people as there are people between us.

21:42 / 30.03.04

I was in the 3000-3100 area when i joined, what does that make me?

21:44 / 30.03.04

i still think he should SHUT UP until there are at least one thousand people newer than him.

Hey you must of posted at the same time, that means i'm in!

21:56 / 30.03.04

will someone tell mr memetic that i am member 1533, and that he is member 3401?

by my calculations, there will need to be 7137 members before jack can stop SHUTTING UP in relation to myself.

beelzebub jones

21:56 / 30.03.04

as far as i'm concerned there's nothing a whole lot better than a stupid fuck. with regards to, at least, my genetically inferior parents and especially my dysease ridden whore of a mother, at least she left the lid of the dumpster open after abandoning me. and for your information everyone smells, i happen to stink!

22:00 / 30.03.04

Hrm... well, toksik, according to the numbers, I'm member number 59. You are member number 1533. Thus, I relegate you to the pleb status that, in my infinite wisdom, you deserve. I will now only acknowledge you while taking your stuff. Maybe. If I feel like it. Now stop wasting time posting and grow me some grapes. I feel like some wine. -puts on a crown of oak leaves and lounges with appropriate partrician non-chalance-

22:03 / 30.03.04

will someone tell mr memetic that i am member 1533, and that he is member 3401?

What?! I thought i joined at about 3000-3100. Oh well, in that case YOU can shut up!

22:09 / 30.03.04

Frankly, old members are just that. Old scabby cocks. They should all leave and let the youth take over, stop holding back the NEW with their antiquated ideas and cliques.

Bunch of thigh-eating pussy preachers.

22:13 / 30.03.04

hang on, hang on, i only planted them last night!
even with the sacred urine they'll take at least two days.

22:14 / 30.03.04

shut yer pie-hole, member number 443!

your even older than me!

22:16 / 30.03.04

I said grapes, not little red x's, dear. Now leave me, I have to vomit up the first three courses of my meal to make room for the next three.

22:17 / 30.03.04

THIGH EATING OCCULTISTS FUCKING SHIT UP!!!!!!!

22:21 / 30.03.04

or vomiting shit up, whichever.

22:22 / 30.03.04

...just so long as 'shit' is definietly more 'up'once you are done.

22:36 / 30.03.04

I'll get right on that.

00:54 / 31.03.04

THIGH EATING OCCULTISTS FUCKING SHIT UP!!!!!!!

01:41 / 31.03.04

Does this include lurkers that are smart enough not to say anything stupid?

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:48 / 31.03.04

hello, i am nude, in my mummy, i am nude, lets discuss

yeeeuuurrrrrggggghhhhhhhh.

no.

let's not.

(heez big. and nude. and bloody. urgggh.)

01:50 / 31.03.04

Does this include lurkers that are smart enough not to say anything stupid?

I think they must fall into the middle category, since apparently new members are stupid and old members are boring.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:53 / 31.03.04

so maybe we can boldly bestride the middle ground, as, er....

middle-ish?

The Tower Always Falls

02:25 / 31.03.04

so since I'm 1278 (yeah, I've been lurking for much longer before joining... In fact i may have another fic-suit that i forgot about that's earlier...), that makes me far above Zen and far below bengali and others...

So how does this caste system work? Do I have to bury the dead fic-suits or does that fall to the 3000's? Do I get to have my own place or is it shared with others in bunk beds whereas others get the one with the private bathrrom? Who's my bunk mate? 1277? And when do we get to drink the Kool-Aid? Do I get mass-married anytime soon, or do the double-digits have their pick of the Barbe-virgins before they filter down to us plebes?

Must. Have. ORDER.

02:48 / 31.03.04

So how does this caste system work?

It doesn't. I just felt like wearing a toga and the oak leaves go so nicely with my hair.

03:03 / 31.03.04

I'm 1298, Tower - I think we share a hallway. And when the cyber-corpse legions of the 8000's come traipsing into the dead and dying burned out husk of Barbelith and "The Internet" we will be waiting - and they will know us by the trail of irrelevant threads.

03:59 / 31.03.04

Well I've been on Barbelith since January 04, and frankly some of the " new people " are " pulling a train. "

foot long subbacultcha

06:45 / 31.03.04

Everything Toksik said about me was true, apart from the bit about my mum. She's gorgeous, thank you very much.

07:04 / 31.03.04

toksik...what are you on, and can I have the name of your supplier?

07:06 / 31.03.04

Oh, the hours of sadistic fun we had, teasing little baby Barbelite toksik when he first joined us! Or maybe it was him teasing us. Can't remember now.

Almost time to let him out of the hatchery to swim in the open sea.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

08:28 / 31.03.04

Soobyjah can I have you mum's number?

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