Could be worse, Baz. Could be just the carrots and no lard.
Or clothespegs.
Or birthday-cake candles.
Or carrots, clothespegs, birthday-cake candles, and no lard.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

10:15 / 17.03.04

Oh, can't you see them?
Oh, Daddy's speeding...

< guitars >

grant

20:14 / 17.03.04

I still want to see robot specs.

I don't care who designs them.

Spatula Clarke

23:27 / 17.03.04

My robot what I done:

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:33 / 17.03.04

My hero!

grant

23:50 / 17.03.04

Science!!

YES!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:00 / 18.03.04

Tis with an army of ones such as these that Barbelith shall CONQUER! ZE! VORLD!

Bevare... take care...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

07:53 / 18.03.04

ROCK!

Whisky Priestess

11:30 / 18.03.04

Now build us a sex-doll!

You could enter it in

... drum roll please ...

Robot Whores! Presented by Melinda Messenger and Neil Hamilton. Hopefully.

8===>Q: alyn

12:36 / 18.03.04

Yuss! Robots are always cool.

Gary Lactus

23:30 / 18.03.04

(I am Spaliance/Runc... This is becoming fucking boring, isn't it?)

This had nothing to do w/ me, or Fraely. There was a Twart sitting in this computer a couple of nights ago, 'sall I'm saying....

A TWART!

Foul, pestilent beast!

Spatula Clarke

23:35 / 18.03.04

My robot! My beautiful robot! Fucking cheap arse image hosting sites (he said, not having paid for it).

Gary Lactus

20:17 / 19.03.04

Fuck, I've only just found this thread. So now I am a giant fighting robot made of not two, but three battling warriors. Fraely (the legs), Runce (the head) and Twart (the Torso) soon I shall have arms. I'm not sure whether the arms will fire lasers or missiles. What do you think, (considering the Twart Torso already shoots missiles and heat seeking missiles, the Runce Head has a heat ray and Fraely's Legs sort of just plod around)?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:52 / 19.03.04

What? "It wasn't me, a big boy did it and ran away?" Pah. And possibly fie. No, wait--definately fie. Fie on a fie-cracker.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:55 / 19.03.04

Oh, and if you've already gone for the heat ray then missiles, definately. Can't have lasers when you've got a heat ray. It's like... you know when you write a letter and you start it with Sir, you have to end it "yours faithfully" and not "yours sincerely"? It's like that.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:06 / 19.03.04

Whiskey: Robot Whores? You mean... CybOrgasMatrix! Realistic merkin! Elastic jubblies! Articulated hips! Optional anal cavity! Optional head, arms and legs!

Gary Lactus

22:05 / 19.03.04

I think I'm going for lasers on the arms actually, Mordant Carnival. What if the giant robot needs to precicely cut a hole (laser) rather than just melt a big hole (heat ray). Thankyou for your kind suggestions.

Gary Lactus

22:20 / 19.03.04

Perhaps the Fraely Legs can also have Cyborgasmic technology so that the giant fighting robot can be a good lover like James Bond in the sky fighting other Giant Robot Friends. Very interesting.

The Natural Way

17:32 / 20.03.04

I like the idea that giant robots only fight for fun and are all really friends.

Gary Lactus

09:28 / 21.03.04

Alright, Spalliance.

You can be the Spalliance Arms with lasers which are good for helping your Robot Fighting Friends In The Sky.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

11:25 / 22.03.04

Well, they (the lasers) should at least be a contrasting colour to the Heat Ray. I'm assuming you'ver gone with the traditional reddy-orange Heat Ray rather than the slight-shimmer-in-the-air-then-going-white, but in either case a bright blue laser would look well.

8===>Q: alyn

12:24 / 22.03.04

Heat Rays and heat-seeking missiles seem like a dangerous combination to me. If I were a combat robot collective, I think I'd opt for heat-seeking missiles and either a colony of nuclear hornets or a horde of vile, syphillitic peasants.

8===>Q: alyn

12:40 / 22.03.04

...housed in specially designed launching chambers in my shoulders, of course.

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