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It's official - I am a sad, lonely geek

 
  

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40%
20:26 / 02.03.04
You've brought a nice symmetry to the thread there, PM.

Relationship

1. the state of being connected or related
2. association by blood or marriage; kinship
3. the mutual dealings, connections or feelings that that exist between two parties, countries, people etc. a business relationship
4. An emotional or sexual affair or liaison.
5. Maths - another name for relation.

(According to Collins)

I don't think that cluster of definitions offers anything authoritative as to the use of the word. The primary definition hinges on the words 'connected' and 'related', which could both be used on a whole spectrum of intensity. So I guess it all depends on the context.
 
 
aus
20:34 / 02.03.04
Mate, it's only out of morbid curiosity that I give my blessing to this project, but sure, knock yourself out.

In that case, I claim full copyright ownership of the verse posted above by me.

I am in Nashville, so brace yourself!
 
 
40%
20:40 / 02.03.04
Well that's reassuring. Still, I'd better make sure I have an alibi for the time the lyrics were written.
 
 
whothehell@where?
20:41 / 02.03.04
redundant

1. [adj] repetition of same sense in different words
2. [adj] use of more words than required to express an idea
3. [adj] more than is needed, desired, or required


jackass

1. [n] male donkey
2. [n] a man who is a stupid fool

See Also: ass, fool, muggins, sap, saphead, tomfool, jagoff, numbnut, asshat, cocksmoke, penis petter, nutflap, fagbait, fuckboy
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:23 / 02.03.04
The sad thing is, I imagine the ashtrays were malformed and charmless as well.
 
 
aus
03:18 / 03.03.04
But they did collect ash, right? So they were functional, and there's nothing particularly wrong about a malformed and charmless yet functional object.

At least, that's how my wife continues to reassure me...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:13 / 03.03.04
See Also: ... penis petter... fagbait...

Wow, just what Barbelith needed, a homophobic asshole! AWESOME.
 
 
illmatic
09:37 / 03.03.04
Oh, c'mon, Fly, he's not a homophobe. See the posts above. Several times, he's told us he's got a really big dick. How clever, eh? Well done.
 
 
illmatic
09:42 / 03.03.04
They used the word "faeces" as well!!

'Cos everyone knows talking about poo and your nob is really, really funny and clever, right?
 
 
whothehell@where?
12:25 / 03.03.04
finally somebody understands
 
 
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12:48 / 03.03.04
I'm sure your song will give new meaning to the word 'pain'...

40% maybe you've become obsessed with this thread after trying too much to work out how this Nicola situ came about?

I never knew what threadrot meant before, but i'm beggining to understand now...............

Let me be the thread KILLAH!!!
 
 
40%
13:31 / 03.03.04
No-one's forcing you to read anything Jack
 
 
whothehell@where?
13:38 / 03.03.04
jesus kid, will you lighten up

what goes on inside the supersensitive, self obsessed skull of an emo-boy? can't you kill your inner child and grow some nuts?

the world's an evil, fucked up meat grinder, and you'll always be alone
 
 
aus
14:18 / 03.03.04
the world's an evil, fucked up meat grinder, and you'll always be alone

Can I use that lyric in the song?
 
 
whothehell@where?
14:21 / 03.03.04
by all means

hows it comin by the way?

please to update
 
 
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15:40 / 03.03.04
No-one's forcing you to read anything Jack

My previous post here wasn't an attempt to insult you 40%, i'm just thinking that you would heal faster if you let it go. Sometimes it's only when you leave things alone that you eventually get a better perspective.

I don't think this is doing you any good keeping this thread alive. If the whole thing is still bugging you so much, go back to the first post and slowly read through the whole thread again. Slowly. Then turn off the computer for a couple of hours, try meditating on it and then see where you are.
 
 
Seth
20:48 / 03.03.04
I think 40% is well on the way to learning everything this thread has to teach. If it can be distilled:

- Other people think way differently to you.

- Your experience of the world may be way different to the world itself.

- Any communication only receives meaning to other people upon their interpretation, so make sure you reduce as many ambiguities as possible.

This post was written by the guy who did The Wonder Years.
 
 
aus
05:40 / 04.03.04
hows it comin by the way?

please to update


Well, I've set it aside to work on more pressing projects, like trying to drink more heavily. Nonetheless, you can rest assured that I will return to this song-writing project as soon as I'm drunk enough. Or if I can score some primo crack. I'm trying the police auctions. They're online, now, you know. As soon as they've finished using the crack as evidence, it goes to the highest bidder like on eBay. It's OK that I registered with your name, right?
 
 
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06:41 / 04.03.04
Well, I've set it aside to work on more pressing projects, like trying to drink more heavily.

Don't you go making yourself ill!
 
 
Sugarimp
06:45 / 04.03.04
"Don't you go making yourself ill!


Ignore him, aus!!!
 
 
Ex
07:45 / 04.03.04
grow some nuts

You seem convinced that the solution is more testicles. I'm not seeing how overwrought emotional situations can be clarified with more testosterone and jizz.
Also, I usually wear my gonads on the inside; does that count? They are, as far as I know, fully grown. But with less jizz.
 
 
Isalie
08:19 / 04.03.04
The moral of the story?

If you call your thread "It's official - I am a sad, lonely geek", expect people to treat you like a sad & lonely geek.

People suck really.
 
 
Olulabelle
08:34 / 04.03.04
So if I start a thread called 'It's official, I rock, I am wonderful and cool and everyone likes me', do you think it will get filled up with posts saying, "Yeay, we agree?"

No, it would get filled up with people saying, "Your head is very big and you don't rock in the slightest."

Hmmm. I suppose therein lies your point.

People do suck really.
 
 
Cat Chant
09:10 / 04.03.04
Olulabelle - I say you nay! Behold the happy thread, which is full of people beinng pleased with themselves and each other.

Though it is very far down the thread list atm, trailing the miserable thread, the headsick/rage thread and this abomination. I shall go and bump it up.
 
 
gridley
12:48 / 04.03.04
Oulabelle, you apparently weren't around for the "Captain Zoom is a brilliant fucking god" thread, eh?

I'm happy to say that in that instance, we all happily volunteered our confirmations to his declaration.

So, get down with your "It's official, I rock" thread. I for one, promise to sincerely agree and offer interesting anecdotes about ways in which you do in fact rock.
 
 
whothehell@where?
12:59 / 04.03.04
i rerock
 
 
Olulabelle
13:23 / 04.03.04
No, no, no. You can't RE-rock. You can only rock or not rock.

Gridley I don't believe you about my 'I rock' thread. You could in fact be tricking me into starting it in order to mock me within it once I have.

And although Deva's lovely happy thread is nice it's primarily only people being nice to themselves rather than each other.

Therein, I suppose, proving the point still more that people do suck really.
 
 
whothehell@where?
13:42 / 04.03.04
"No, no, no. You can't RE-rock. You can only rock or not rock"

my crack dealer would disagree
 
 
Bear
15:10 / 04.03.04
Why do people keep talking about Crack? Is it a Freudian thing?
 
 
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15:26 / 04.03.04
Freudian?

Freud is more accepted in education simply because Jung's ideas where more enlightening and the order police CRACKED down on it.

Can't have the sheep experiencing Individuation, they might start experiencing freedom from conditioning at the same time and also oneness with archetypes that help them to relate to the world in a more positive manner.

Yes, hand out Freud in the psychology classes, but not Jung, oh no.

And please don't tell me "I got taught Jung in college", i'm talking about which psychologist is taught and referenced the MOST in collages and universities overall. Psychology had the potential to effect major change but no, they had to focus on fucking complexes, regression and downright fucking rubbish........

I'm sorry, it's a sore point.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:35 / 04.03.04
No offence, dude, but if your psychology course didn't mention Jung, you probably need to get your money back...
 
 
_Boboss
15:39 / 04.03.04
they do psychotherapy on sheep now?
 
 
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15:46 / 04.03.04
No offence, dude, but if your psychology course didn't mention Jung, you probably need to get your money back...

I did GCSE psychology for a while and after asking if we were going to be learning about Jung i got told no.

I know that Frued is taught more than Jung at GCSE and a level, i just know.

Obviously at University things will be better though, but i didn't have enough fucking 'GCSE'S' or 'A Level' grades to get in. I was one of the vulgar.

Fuck em. I can learn more outside of a University than i could ever hope to learn in one.
 
 
Bear
15:52 / 04.03.04
Where are all these sheep I keep hearing about?

Screw Univeristy, just graduate from the University of life

I always planned to steal my daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin’ hand
 
 
whothehell@where?
16:01 / 04.03.04
rod stewart? jesus fucking christ

"Screw Univeristy, just graduate from the University of life"

i'm not sure that will be adequate for meeting the requirements of all types of employment

i have a degree from the institution and am routinely referred to as "underqualified"

and not just in a sexual sense
 
  

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