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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:51 / 23.02.04
Blim-burns? (or in other words, those pin-prick burns you get on your clothes if you don't pack your joints properly)
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:53 / 23.02.04
I'm wearing a Tool t-shirt, combat trousers and para boots. But the long cow-testing gloves sound cool!

Um...I hope my honeymoon requires all those too!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:04 / 24.02.04
The gloves would, I guess, be optional.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:08 / 24.02.04
NO way! You need the rubber gloves to protect you from the electric current when you bring in the eel tank. You really have to plan theses things ahead of time.
 
 
Papess
00:43 / 24.02.04
YEAH! I am back for a bit, but I am about to start on my Mediterranean Seafood Chowder very soon.

I thought I was supposed to be working, but I am not tonight...oh well. I guess I get to go to sleep early and wake up refreshed! WooHoo!

Sooo...what is the topic tonight?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:45 / 24.02.04
I thought I was supposed to be working, but I am not tonight...oh well.

ditto.
 
 
Mazarine
00:45 / 24.02.04
Woog. I just got back from Bread and Puppet theatre, an avant garde theatre experience. Well there was a pack of kids there, because apparently people thought that the word puppet automatically meant children's show. It was really cool, but it's pretty interesting to observe the hostility people who've been saying that theatre should be more communal exhibit when faced with other people who don't adhere to the classic rules of audience behavior.

Stoatie- Take your time! By the by, did you and Mono know each other before Barbelith? I couldn't recall.
 
 
gingerbop
00:57 / 24.02.04
He said in wedding thread it was ALL down to Lith... so will be expecting a formal apology if he was lying and they've known each other since birth. *tsk;* trying to blame us for what results in a honeymoon with huuge rubber gloves.
 
 
Papess
01:06 / 24.02.04
Fucking 'ell! Rubber Gloves! Is that the topic! Man, I have a box somewhere around here....
 
 
Mazarine
01:08 / 24.02.04
Hey ladies! Good to see you!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:09 / 24.02.04
Hmmm...I think next time, Im using boxing gloves.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:14 / 24.02.04
Big fuck off metal gauntlets!!! (Insulated, obviously, for eel-related reasons prevously outlined.)
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:16 / 24.02.04
With smiley faces painted on each knuckle spike.
 
 
Papess
01:53 / 24.02.04
No spikes, but still...*shivers*




I mean...OUCH!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:57 / 24.02.04
The metal gauntlets are just to intimidate the electric eels into obidiance. Its the eels you have to consider. The eels.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:59 / 24.02.04
God, it's always just about the eels with you, isn't it?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:00 / 24.02.04
And the cheesecake!
 
 
Papess
02:12 / 24.02.04
Eel cheesecake, actually. Keggers gave me the recipe. I am not surprised the guy likes my sushi.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:20 / 24.02.04
But, and I cant stress this enough, If you have fillings or braces, dont use electric eels!!! Nothing ruins a romantic evening like watching your date light up like a christmas tree while her melted fillings drip from her mouth.
 
 
Papess
02:46 / 24.02.04
oh...and here I was thinking that was the highlight of the night!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:54 / 24.02.04
Sadly, on my dates it usually is!
 
 
Papess
03:10 / 24.02.04
Well, good thing I planned all our dates, huh?

WAIT! There was that time at my place where I was sure you had put something in the wine.


Hey...does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (My favourite pick up line!! )
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:19 / 24.02.04
I did. And now I think Im pregnant. I think I definitly picked up the wrong powder as I was leaving for your place.
 
 
Papess
03:26 / 24.02.04
Oh MY...You are having my baby!

What a beautiful way to say...I love you!

Excuse me while I throw up. Barry Manilow songs just have this effect on me.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:29 / 24.02.04
The only good Barry song. For singing at top volumn whilst drunk and walking down St.Cats:

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love

(Copa Copacabana)

His name was Rico, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....she lost her love

(Copa. . Copacabana)
(Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana)
(Talking Havana have a banana)
(Music and passion...always the fash--shun)



Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....don't fall in love

(Copa) don't fall in love
Copacabana
Copacabana

etc. to end
 
 
Papess
03:53 / 24.02.04
Ah, the story of my life. Except for Tony. I have another name for him.


Now, I must say good night.


Good Night!
 
 
gingerbop
22:16 / 24.02.04
I knew it! Knew you were a secret couple, even if you are trying to kill each other on your dates.

So how was your pancake day?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:20 / 24.02.04
Shit, I totally forgot to have a pancake!

I knew there was something!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:22 / 24.02.04
Dude, the canteen at work... sorry, the "fully catered restaurant" at work... had pancakes. Free pancakes! Cue Tannhauser loading his porky little hands with a plateful of pancakes before scurrying back to homely desk to avoid having to drip batter into his maw in front of an audience of dozens...

Evening all. I'm just off to bed, but hello - hope you're well.
 
 
Papess
22:31 / 24.02.04
Hiya Haus, I guess you are all fat and happy and sleep well.

YUM, pancakes! I forgot to have some though. Isn't this some kind of religious-type holiday that fell off the holy wagon?

G-Bop!:I knew it! Knew you were a secret couple, even if you are trying to kill each other on your dates.

A secret couple of nuts, maybe! As for trying to kill each other...well, that's just foreplay.
 
 
gingerbop
22:37 / 24.02.04
I think it must be, cause it's Shrove Tuesday and Ash Wednesday, and that nobody gives a fuck about the wednesday, would suggest ancient religious holiday. But its a good opportunity to flex my prowess as queen on pancake making.
Night Haus.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:43 / 24.02.04
As for trying to kill each other...well, that's just foreplay.
At least that's what we told the cops when they broke down the door.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:45 / 24.02.04
Annoyingly, I seem to be able to eat as much as I want and put on bareyl a pound...

Anyway, in answer to your question, Pancake Day is indeed Shrove Tuesday, where you use up all the fat and eggs and sugar and butter that you are not going to be using during Lent. Because on shrove Tuesday you confess and are shriven (hence the name) of your sins, and on Ash Wednesday you get the sackcloth and ashes out and fast for the next 40 days. Unfortuantely, since piggying is more à la mode than fasting, Ash Wednesday tends not to have the same profile. However, both are alive and kicking in the religious calendar.

Honestly. What *are* they teaching you lot in catechism class? I have a mind to write a letter of complaint.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:46 / 24.02.04
What? Fuck, it's pancake day????
 
 
Papess
22:47 / 24.02.04
Yeeeah, good thing they had those handcuffs, huh?

heh..heh
 
  

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