What do men find attractive?

19:42 / 06.01.04

Oh, and Haus.... Didn't mean to upset you, but i don't aim for 32B girls, i just use that as an average. And that's just a small part of the girl. Only one single digit in the overall calculation. But you do have to know what you like, otherwise, our'e going to spend your whole life looking for the perfect girl, without ever knowing what it is you're looking for. Once you've found the perfect physical form, find out if she's the mental and emotional partner you're looking for. Sorry. Still too drunk to be of any use. But trust me. 32B. That's mine. If any barbegirls are 32B (gingerbop, maybe?? (i actually knew her before either of us encountered barbelith (love your new hair babe!!))) then send me a pic. I promise i'm not shallow!!

Linus Dunce

19:48 / 06.01.04

Haus, I believe, isn't looking for girls at all.

Sax

19:52 / 06.01.04

Well aren't we dragging ourselves through the negro streets at dawn here, hipsters?

I don't think this is reeeeaaally the board to be asking ladeez to send you their pictures, Jupe.

20:00 / 06.01.04

WHOA SAX!!!!!!! I wasn't asking GB to send me her picture!! I live fve miles from her house!! I already know what she looks like. You think i'm a voyeur?? HELL NO!! I'd rather be in close personal contact with said ladeez, than watching them through barbelith. (Having said that, send me a picture of yourself, if you want. promise i won't judge)

20:03 / 06.01.04

Haus, I believe, isn't looking for girls at all.

Ah, but I'm always on the hunt for a good pair of breasts in aspic.

I like girls. My favourite girls have a circumferential measurement around their upper arm, just above the bicep, of around 13cm. I'm not too picky. 14cm is fine. That's just a small part of the girl. But it's just the right size for a Sainsbury's airtight storage jar full of Sarson's pickling vinegar.

pomegranate

20:04 / 06.01.04

i'd like to assume right here that jupiter doesn't know what bra sizes mean. prove me wrong, jupiter. why do they have both a letter and a number?

Sax

20:09 / 06.01.04

Easy. So he can cross-reference them on his Palm Pilot.

20:14 / 06.01.04

Isn't it like playing battleships?

You know,

i5

Miss

g7

Miss

32B

Direct hit! You've sunk my breasties.

Sax

20:15 / 06.01.04

I thought D-Cup was one of them rapper blokes.

20:17 / 06.01.04

Mantis, you think i don't know what bra size means, simply because i don't think the same way you do. The '32' is the circumference around the chest, just below the breast. The 'B' refers to the cup size.
As for you Sax, i was trying my best to get along with you, but really, do you have to take the piss?? If you're offended by me, then send me a fucking PM saying so. Don't just slag me in threads, trying to make me seem like i have no fucking idea what i'm talking about.

Sax

20:23 / 06.01.04

Jupiter, pet, I have no idea what you mean. Slagging you off?

As far as I remember, I just said: I don't think this is reeeeaaally the board to be asking ladeez to send you their pictures, Jupe.

You said you hadn't asked gingerbop to send you her picture, which is quite true. What you said, and I'll repeat it because it's on a previous page, is: If any barbegirls are 32B (gingerbop, maybe?? (i actually knew her before either of us encountered barbelith (love your new hair babe!!))) then send me a pic. I promise i'm not shallow!!

There was then a joke about Palm Pilots, which as far as I know isn't any kind of euphemism for "wanking hand".

If any of that constitutes a slagging, then please don't ever visit Wigan.

20:23 / 06.01.04

Oddly enough, what *this* man finds attractive is the idea of Sax and Jupiter's Child wrestling in front of a fire.

Distender, you will go on my first whistle...

Matthew Fluxington

20:25 / 06.01.04

Mantis, you think i don't know what bra size means, simply because i don't think the same way you do.

Ah, that's Praying Mantis's comeback to everything, buddy. I remember this one time when she and I were having a disagreement about what percentage of tax dollars should be spent on health care, and once I backed her into a rhetorical corner off she goes, ranting about how I don't know shit about bra sizes.

20:30 / 06.01.04

Oddly enough, what *this* man finds attractive is the idea of Sax and Jupiter's Child wrestling in front of a fire.

Distender, you will go on my first whistle...

21:13 / 06.01.04

Well, I don't intend to go to Wigan any time in the near future, if jokes about palm pilots are rife. Sorry if i understood it the wrong way, but to me, a joke about palm pilots means that you're inferring that i've only ever seen women on a portable PC. I know it seems like a testosterone-based insult, but it seems like an insult nonetheless. I know i've probably taken your commentary the wrong way, and i'm sorry for accusing you without due cause, but i have to stick up for myself, cos nobody else will.

w1rebaby

21:17 / 06.01.04

I don't really understand the whole breast thing. I don't really see the point of them. Even biologically, they're not much help in regurgitating fish, are they?

21:39 / 06.01.04

Try pecking the red bit. You know, like seagull bills.

Bed Head

21:46 / 06.01.04

a joke about palm pilots means that you're inferring that i've only ever seen women on a portable PC

I didn’t get that. That’s bloody funny.

22:00 / 06.01.04

Laptop...desktop...palm...pocket....RAM...

Computers are filthy. Who wouldn't like them better than women?

here

You calling my bird a seagull?

gotham island fae

22:06 / 06.01.04

Link to SHIT like this, BABEE, YAH!

That's what attracts me.

Bed Head

22:11 / 06.01.04

Er, so reading between the lines, the answer to the ‘what do women find attractive?’ thread is donuts, and the answer to the ‘what do men find attractive?’ thread is computers. Okay.

Gypsy Lantern

22:14 / 06.01.04

What - in the name of the abominable fucking snowman - is going on in this thread?

22:30 / 06.01.04

Nonsense. I'm very pleased, and am patting myself on the back right now, for disagreeing a lock request.

Faces > Breasts > Bums > Legs

22:30 / 06.01.04

On a shallow physical tip, that is.

22:30 / 06.01.04

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22:33 / 06.01.04

But what if you met a girl with great faces, lovely breasts, fantastic legs but a hole where her bums should be, Duncan? Can the ladytable stand on three legs?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

22:49 / 06.01.04

I'm willing to make allowances.

Linus Dunce

22:50 / 06.01.04

Easy Duncan, be very careful where Haus takes you with this, especially if he asks you if you would accept a bj from a girl without any breasts ...

As the title of the thread is "what do men find attractive" and the abstract has ironic quotes around the word females, can we hear what gay men find attractive as well? Or are we to believe they are above such things?

23:56 / 06.01.04

I'd be interested to hear what young men from Swansea who've been around the world and they-y-y-y-y-y they can't find their baby (or failing that, a girl who didn't walk away in disgust) look for in a woman.

(And Duncan? Damn you, you ruined everything!)

Our Lady of The Two Towers

00:13 / 07.01.04

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00:17 / 07.01.04

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