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I've seen the Paris Hilton video

 
  

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matsya
20:59 / 22.02.05
she's pretty boring, though. and she always looks stoned. perhaps she is. more power to her, the big fuckwit.

m.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
21:22 / 23.02.05
Oh, ick, you guys. Let Paris be Paris. My objection is purely selfish: what has she done for me lately? Don't hate her for her absurd privilege. I'd probably act the same way in her place.
 
 
Triplets
21:39 / 23.02.05
What text, Strix? I believe all this internet gabble about Paris representing nothing has caused you to come down with a case of the 'ole lingua ex nihilo.

(Joke may depend on you clearing your browser cache).
 
 
A
01:30 / 24.02.05
I still haven't seen this video. I think i'm going to have to find a copy.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
09:41 / 24.02.05
Once again, the FOX network has made a fool of me. I saw Paris & Nicki's show, The Simple Life last night and was charmed by their ability to be nasty bitches and sweethearts at roughly the same time. So, uh, never mind about all that other stuff I said.

Just to get off topic for a second, how schizophrenic is FOX? It's creepy as hell. It actually makes my skin crawl.
 
 
fluid_state
14:53 / 24.02.05
That's neither fair nor balanced, Q.
 
 
Shrug
19:27 / 25.02.05
Saw this linked on popbitch today

Kind of weird huh?

Are Paris and Nicole Joycore?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:14 / 25.02.05
I think they're sort of Sith joycore. No one said joycore wasn't ever evil.
 
 
Liger Null
23:59 / 25.02.05
Am I the only one who thinks Paris looked better BEFORE the surgery (bleached hair, fake tan, ect.)?
 
 
lekvar
00:39 / 26.02.05
I'm with you, Snowtiger. She looked human. I'm reminded of Michael Jackson's before & afters. I wonder how long it'll be before parts of her start falling off.
 
 
Potguns
01:39 / 26.02.05
For those that dont know, as seemingly the story hasnt hit old blighty yet Paris Hilton's mobile phone has been hacked. This has resulted in many a celebrity getting prank phone calls and general mischief.

You can find a copy of it here:

http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com/hiltonphone/book.html

The FBI seem to be all over this though, so the link won't last long...

The numbers in there include Ashlee Simpson, Eminem, Fred Durst, Shawn Carter's (AKA Jay Z) Email and many others.

Poor Paris. Her Celeb friends must be pretty pissed by now...

Pot.
 
 
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01:44 / 26.02.05
One of my friends has been all over this story, posting pics hacked from the phone on his blog, including a topless Paris kissing another woman (identified as "eggplantdyke") plus a picture of Fred Durst's penis (which is quite large, curved and veiny, in case you're wondering).
 
 
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01:47 / 26.02.05
Oh, here's the link in case you're interested. Just scroll down a few entries.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/risingtofall/
 
 
Bear
06:59 / 26.02.05
And now the same hacker "The T Mobile Hacker" (he should have called himself somethin cool like Neo) has hacked Fred Dursts, so the web says and his includes a movie of him having sex, who will be next - WHO!?
 
 
Liger Null
22:50 / 26.02.05
I wouldn't be surprised if Durst stole the phone himself-just so the whole world could see his cock.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:16 / 26.02.05
You give him too much credit.

Am I the only one who thinks Paris looked better BEFORE the surgery?

Bah! She looked like a puny hu-mon before the surgery! Now she is worthy of Zlybagh, Devastator of Continents!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:27 / 27.02.05
That's depressing news about Durst's old chap, certainly. I'd never really given it a moment's thought, and now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
 
 
dirty toes
00:51 / 27.02.05
i am annoyed with popbitch for not having warned me that the paris link was going to be so very utterly NSFW. i mean, id heard it was just some paris kissing paris friend with added double smiley titty. i didnt know that when i went to check out said link i would get VERBALLY EXPLICIT frame by frame links to the last paris video- that one that was all hardcore and that- and also pictures of some naked ladies from slough who were up for swinging. or dogging. who can tell?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:54 / 27.02.05
What language are you speaking? God day-um.
 
 
dirty toes
01:06 / 27.02.05
none
 
 
A
11:25 / 27.02.05
I finally saw the video today. That guy sure is creepy.
 
  

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