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I've seen the Paris Hilton video

  
  

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El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
00:07 / 13.11.03
How about you?



(sorry, I had to)
 
 
the Fool
00:09 / 13.11.03
Is it with that Australian Idol dude?
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
00:11 / 13.11.03
No, it's with Shannen Doherty's ex-husband whose name I forget. Does it matter.
 
 
bitchiekittie
00:12 / 13.11.03
I honestly had no intentions, but when someone mentioned that she answered her phone, I HAD to.

but then I didn't, because the damned thing didn't work for me.
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:51 / 13.11.03
Be careful what you search for...according to E!

...a search for "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" on the file-sharing site KaZaA leads to clips of everything from large naked women doing provocative dances to a monkey drinking its own urine.

Although the monkey video is probably a lot less frightening than Paris Hilton...
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:58 / 13.11.03
(5 minutes later)

....eeewww. ...but her answering the phone was pretty funny. That and the episode of Mork and Mindy in the background...
 
 
bitchiekittie
03:21 / 13.11.03
I didn't hear about mork and mindy!

please say you heard just one "na-noo na-noo" in there.
 
 
Bear
06:35 / 13.11.03
It's everywhere I hadn't actually heard of it until yesterday but it popped up all over the place, didn't actually expect there to a thread on Barbelith about it though.

They could have at least switched the light on, what's with the dark?
 
 
Smoothly
09:44 / 13.11.03
Google not. It's here, if you care.
 
 
Bear
09:47 / 13.11.03
So what's the big deal about this anyway? Just because she's a Hilton? I found it by accident I found this cool Bittorrent site with everything a bear could ever need and someone had posted the preview (honest)..

Bittorrent rocks.
 
 
Baz Auckland
11:00 / 13.11.03
I guess the big deal is just due to the fact that she didn't want it released, and her parents are threatening lawsuits...
 
 
Ethan Hawke
11:56 / 13.11.03
Summer Movie Comparison chart updated with PH video.

See how Paris and friend stacks up vs. X-Men 2, The Matrix Reloaded, 28 Days later, and...Cremaster.
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
12:28 / 13.11.03



The big deal is that she is a celebrity, albeit a C-lister known chiefly as a party girl, but a celebrity nonetheless....oh, and one who routinely wears flesh-baring fashions.
 
 
gridley
13:30 / 13.11.03
Wow, her eyes looked wicked freaky. I now think all porn should be shot through nightvision cameras...
 
 
Bear
13:36 / 13.11.03
Kinda Blair witchy - Still don't get the whole light thing though - they're playing to the camera and the guy hardly has anything to be shy about
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
13:43 / 13.11.03
I'm really totally baffled as to why this is any more interesting than any other film of people shagging... is the point voyeurism? Surely not - film of people shagging is evidently easy to get hold of online. Is it prurience? But in that case, why is Paris Hilton more interesting than anyone else? Why is celebrity caught with knickers down interesting in general? Don't understand...
 
 
Bear
13:58 / 13.11.03
Yeah your right, I think though she's much bigger in America? But there is much better Amateur stuff out there if that's your bag. Probably just the curiosity factor of seeing someone nekked that you wouldn't normally see nekked...

Remember the big deal when the Pamela Anderson movie came out, people like their celebs and like them better naked it would seem.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:00 / 13.11.03
It's cos she's munting.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
14:07 / 13.11.03
She's what?
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:08 / 13.11.03
I dunno, but I think it's just that people in general REALLY love to see celebrities "with their knickers down", and BOY HOWDY if they're doing it literally! those trashy celeb magazines aren't running without an audience, y'know.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
14:15 / 13.11.03
Yeah, I spose... I have read them occasionally but must have some kind of brain glitch, because I only really look at the clothes...
 
 
Bear
14:20 / 13.11.03
munting = munter = slang term for a female of not very attractive appearance.

I like my celebs naked as much as the next bear by the way, just ones I've actually heard of.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:20 / 13.11.03
It's because I read trashy pop-culture blogs (Gawker, TMFTML, etc.) and they've all seen it and I don't want to be left out! Though, apparently, I haven't seen the "right" tape because there was no discernable Mork and Mindy going on in the background. Unless it was the episode where Robin Williams uses a vulgarity for the female genitalia over and over again.
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:25 / 13.11.03
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm torn about whether I feel sorry for her or not.

I feel like I SHOULD, because we all should have the right to make a naughty video and not have it distributed without our consent. and although any person's video could well have made the internet rounds, hers is now far out control mainly because she IS a famous person. and that's just not fair.

however, I think anyone who does a video and doesn't keep firm control of the thing (like, I dunno, erase it immediately after watching it) is taking a mighty big risk of this kind of thing happening. and the rest of us don't have all the money in the world to fight it. which might not do much good to stop it now, but it can at least bring some terrible revenge on those that dared to screw ya.

so, paris hilton - victim, dumbass, or a little of both?
 
 
Bear
14:30 / 13.11.03
I feel sorry for her, yeah totally if it was me I'd probably never leave my house again - on the other hand I don't think mine would be quite as popular

Of course who's to say she wasn't the one that sold the tape and the poor guy is sitting at home very embarrassed.
 
 
Smoothly
14:45 / 13.11.03
Yeah, he must be gutted.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:53 / 13.11.03
Up next: the same tape with a "Natural World" voice over talking about a couple of frolicking badgers.

"Here in the Den, all is love. The male signals his sexual interest by barking and bringing the female small mice and grubs. She replies either with a negative - usually a gentle smack - or a positive. If they mate, the results will be more badgers. Many, many, many badgers, roaming like bad-tempered little stripey sofas. In recent years, badgers have been hard hit by the explosion in SUVs, but here we see the first signs that evolution is fighting back: this den and the surrounding area are protected by Severe Tire Damage Devices stolen from nearby carparks."
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:58 / 13.11.03
I don't feel sorry for her... she has money, she's a socialite, she has fabulous clothes and the means to buy more (though she can't dress herself) and everyone's seeing her as a bit hard done by. The bitch.
 
 
Bear
15:02 / 13.11.03
Well lets just see if you have the same cocky attitude when Barbeloids in Showers is released, huh huh???
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
15:04 / 13.11.03
I feel sorry for her because she's been betrayed by someone she was sleeping with. That's a nasty feeling. Really doesn't matter who you are. I don't have anything against her, so I sympathise. On the other hand, the chances of my giving to the Paris Hilton Trauma Fund are starkly limited.

Unless she donates the money to badgers, of course.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:15 / 13.11.03
This makes me feel better about never getting to have sex with celebrities, though. I mean, that looked like some pretty dull nookie.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
17:16 / 13.11.03
Who really cares? I mean, the bits of the tape I have seen are poorly lit and unexciting at best. I could understand if this was someone who was famous for doing something. The only reason I can figure out that anyone knows her is by dint of her birth. What has she done, besides show up to public events scantily clad? I hate to see such an obvious attention whore get so much attention.

OTOH, I have known several people of this ilk. A small part of me enjoys seeing someone listed as a "socialite" and nothing else get their shaming in public.

God, that is shallow. Or perhaps it is merely a case of class envy. I suppose I wish I had been born into a family where Mummy and Daddy would pay for everything.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:12 / 13.11.03
Did someobody say badgers?
 
 
Ariadne
20:11 / 13.11.03
That was quite creepy. The eyes, the eyes!

I'd say that, yes, the first scenes look like her but beyond that, it could just be any skinny girl, surely?
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
21:49 / 13.11.03



One tape was fun. I hunted it down the day the news broke, hopping from crashed site to crashed site till I got the file name, and downloaded it from Kazaa. With today's news that there are several tapes out there, however, I am suddenly OVER IT. Not sure why, but I think she seems like more of a victim this way.

One tape would boost a career; it almost seems orchestrated. One tape can be embraced, or forgiven if you're the judging type. But a steamer trunk full of porn -- whether they circulate or not -- is just too dang trashy to the world at large, and it looks to me like young Paris is roadkill on the highway to fame.
 
  

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