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I've seen the Paris Hilton video

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El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt

21:55 / 13.11.03

Paris in at least 10 sex videos

22:21 / 13.11.03

Ooh, tape me, tape me. What an appalling lack of imagination, even for one so rich. Sad.

Surely the parents must take some of the blame for naming her after a branch of an anodyne hotel chain? Is it their chain?

23:10 / 13.11.03

Talking about porn, where do you get the most recent codecs - I just downloaded a 400mb movie and all I get sound... It's not porn of course but this seems the best place to ask...

12:44 / 19.11.03

Paris: "I feel embarrassed" Paris Hilton says she never thought the sex video she made with her ex-boyfriend ever would become public.

Well, duh..

14:10 / 19.11.03

Talking about porn, where do you get the most recent codecs - I just downloaded a 400mb movie and all I get sound... It's not porn of course but this seems the best place to ask...

Try to find a program called GSpot. It runs movie files and tells you what codecs you need to play them.
Then go here: http://www.fourcc.org/fcccodec.htm to get the codec you need.

14:20 / 19.11.03

Cheers Warewullf, I actually got a codec pack from somewhere else that resolved the issue but I'll bookmark that site just in case.

14:23 / 19.11.03

From El Gato's link, this is very funny (from Hilton's 'friend'):
"I popped 10 of them [the videos] into the video player, saw 20 seconds of each tape before saying, 'Enough. I get the picture.' There is a whole catalog of tapes."

Okay. After watching ten videos, I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here, and that is QUITE ENOUGH, thank you very much.

Anyway, a far more entertaining clip is the one some celebrity show aired of Paris & her blondie friend posing on motorcycles on the red carpet. Friend Kim accidentally zooms and flies off the bike, ass in the air, looking the fool - & is then silly enough to get back on, only to topple over again. Second time she just falls over, at a near-standstill. Very amusing.

14:45 / 19.11.03

this is interesting in a purely malevolent way. she is a "celebrity" -- and the quotes have meaning -- only because she is super rich + pretty, has done nothing with her life of interest, and has been foisted upon the world because she has enough pull to buy her way into the "news." she is a vapid, lizardlike human being who has desperately sought media attention but offered no talent back. a moment of "fame" that brings her humiliation and unhappiness is exactly what she deserves.

18:30 / 19.11.03

munting = munter = slang term for a female of not very attractive appearance

Are you serious?! LOL, that's ~brilliant~ ...do you think that E.M. Forster was actually being mean?

13:27 / 21.11.03

I've heard it applied to men as well, like minger.

13:33 / 21.11.03

Oh yeah for sure, anyone can be a munter if they set their mind to it.

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01:05 / 19.02.05

I'd say that Paris Hilton is the reincarnation of Salvador Dali (sceptics might point out that Paris was born a few years before Dali died, but the old goat never really did things the regular way... Let's face it, he once tried to commit suicide by dehydrating himself).

I'm sure Dali would appreciate the sodomy present in the video, and it annoys me when alt. people claim that Hilton's obsessed with the spotlight and money. Yeah, but *cough*Dali*cough*Warhol* were above that sort of thing.

Has anyone read Hilton's "Confessions of a Heiress"? By god, it's one of the most amazing books I've ever read, and I liken it to Dali's "The Secret Life of Salvador Dali". I mean, when you consider the absurdity of what the book is supposed to do (teach you how to be a heiress) and the fact that one of the very first (impractical) tips is to be "born into a rich family" and have "good DNA"... No wonder why so many people didn't buy it. In one of the early pages Hilton stresses acting like there is a camera on you at all times, being outrageous to the media, and so on... This is EXACTLY like the ending of the "Invisibles" when there are cameras everywhere and everyone's become an actor in some giant movie/fashion show.

01:29 / 19.02.05

Yeah... I bet you never thought the Supercontext would be so stupid, did you?

06:04 / 19.02.05

i love Paris Hilton. she's a natural media manipulator.

22:22 / 19.02.05

Oh, god, so what?

09:40 / 20.02.05

it's really funny watching all the predictable people get riled up with moral outrage in the predictable ways when she presses the right buttons, and she's just so good at it and seems to be having so much genuine fun with it.

it's funny to watch people who take things waaaaay too seriously turn purple and shout about how her success is a sign of the impending doom of Western civilization and fret about how she doesn't deserve everything she has. of course she doesn't deserve her life: who does deserve the life he or she has? she's living proof of the total absurdity of the universe, and she knows it and flaunts it.

10:13 / 20.02.05

Okay, but it's boring. I didn't like Dallas, either. Wake me when we get wherever we're going.

10:40 / 20.02.05

oh, see, there you go. i din't much like Dallas, but i loooved Dynasty, and if you're not one for tawdry shit like that, then i can see how she would be annoying.

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

10:42 / 20.02.05

She looks like a shaved greyhound that's been trained to walk and she's completely pointless. Feh.

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

10:46 / 20.02.05

And there isn't a camera on all of us at all times. Cameras are only ever likely to be on people if they are:

1) Under investigation OR man on lockdown

2) Rich, famous

3) Girl who has big tits in high street, Frank the Divorcee is pulling CCTV shift

19:15 / 20.02.05

She looks like a shaved greyhound...

Shaved Afghan, you mean.

21:25 / 20.02.05

Woah, hold on. It's not like you can't tell them apart.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:13 / 20.02.05

You're seriuously trying to tell me that Qalyn fits into the

people who take things waaaaay too seriously

category?

22:37 / 20.02.05

I think diz was preparing to say that, but didn't quite say it.

22:42 / 20.02.05

He was giving me a chance to redeem my borecore slip. Which I appreciate.

But...

But, you know, degradation and stupidity are soooooo borecore. I'm just not into it.

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02:22 / 21.02.05

I loved how when Hilton was on Letterman recently he asked her what one could expect to see when they went inside one of her clubs and she replied "Lots of pictures of myself" without a hint of humbleness.

05:52 / 21.02.05

i was just cranky and being a twat. sorry, Qalyn.

09:22 / 21.02.05

"Don't go changing, just to please me, I love you just the way you are..."

09:24 / 21.02.05

he wrote that right before he dumped his first wife for Christie Brinkley.

09:41 / 21.02.05

Ha ha ha! I'll never leave you for Christie Brinkley, diz!

09:49 / 21.02.05

For Paris Hilton, though...

Seriously, I think the fabulosity theory of celebrity is really breaking down. Okay, Paris Hilton is a savvy media manipulator, not just a silly skank. Didn't we get the same schpiel about Britney? Courtney? Madonna? Well, okay, Madonna, but she's still dull as a doormat. Maybe they are and maybe they aren't, but what've they done for you lately? Aren't they manipulating you, too? When I think of all the exciting, fulfulling things I could've been doing with my brain while I was noticing or thinking about some utterly pointless celebrities, it makes me all mad.

21:30 / 21.02.05

Gawddamn, Triplets! Can't you see the text behind the...

Nevermind. It works.

12:34 / 22.02.05

I'm trying to figure out exactly what makes her a skilled media manipulator. Far as I can tell, she was catapaulted out of the dregs of media-obscurity with a payload of net-porn. Was she popular/famous/known at all before this?

17:02 / 22.02.05

She was in the society pages a lot.

Haus of Mystery

18:40 / 22.02.05

Ans she cleared up some horseshit with another stick-thin absurdly over-priviledged moppet. Don't forget that.

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