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Slayer=Best Band Ever???

 
  

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Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:28 / 27.04.06
You can't see it, but I'm giving Rancid the finger right this very second.
 
 
Char Aina
23:09 / 27.04.06
rollin' fingers rancid rock a rocksteady rhythm really well, right, but they arent METAL.

i thought this was a simple FACT of OBVIOUS CLARITY, but it appears it needs said...

Slayer ain't Chuck Norris...

y'know, i was trying to use chuck in my chan-tyson metaphor, before i found my words, but i...well, i just couldnt.
he's not only not SLAYER, he's not even danzig.
(emphasis by DESIGN.)
 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:16 / 28.04.06
Man-O-War?
 
 
Char Aina
08:00 / 28.04.06
what, for chuck?
chuck hasnt the regal bearing, i fear.
he's more of a halford or a dickinson, i reckon.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:04 / 28.04.06
I'd like to see Slayer fighting Guitar Wolf. Now THAT would be an epic clash of titans.
 
 
Crux Is This City's Protector.
17:43 / 28.04.06
Gonna have to toss my hat in with the Slayer camp, here. I won't touch on image, or statistical consistency, or anything like that, simply because for me, the experience of listening to a Slayer record is unlike nearly any metal record I have. They're not my favorite band. BUT. The really good parts of a Slayer record -- and I am thinking now of walking home yesterday from the subway, exhausted with holes straight through the soles of each shoe, and having "Raining Blood" seeth and swell up through my headphones -- invigorate me with an unholy Nietzschean rush of blood and fire unlike any other band I've heard.

It all sounds very silly, and it is, partly, but it's worth it. The words "hate" and "hateful" come to mind -- but those are not utterly precise. Because as destructive and violent a feeling as Slayer produces, it is incredibly joyful; all stress, all doubts, all feelings of exhaustion or weakness or mundane boredom are flushed out of the system, and for a moment there is only you, and the riff, and you are one and the same. It is an impulse felt by many over the years, and it is an unerring one: Slayer is the fucking greatest.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
19:15 / 28.04.06
Bright Eyes. Best band ever?
 
 
The Falcon
16:33 / 29.04.06
I would like to publicly thank toksik for his magnificent recent contribution to this thread. Denfeld... ehh, maybe not so much.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:03 / 29.04.06
 
 
uncle retrospective
13:59 / 15.05.06
Things are hotting up!
See!

Wow, people are morons.
 
 
Brigade du jour
14:35 / 15.05.06
I think the best thing about Slayer is the way they straddle the chasm between conceptual extremities. Specifically, when I saw them at Donington in 1992 I was struck by how one minute they were all 'BASTARD SONS BEGAT YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTERS' and hurting my neck even though I wasn't headbanging, as if through some metal-osmosis, and then the next minute, there was this lovely, smiling Californian surfer dude giving it 'Okay folks, we're gonna do three more songs and then we're gonna call it an afternoon' in the lilting sotto voce of a favourite uncle offering a Battenburg.

For that alone, I shall be participating in Slayer Day with gusto.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
21:12 / 24.05.06
I'm bloody well looking forward to Radiohead's new album, and I bet you are too, all of you, yer bastards.

You bet.

IN BIZARRO WORLD!1!1!!!!!!!!!!111111

I'm going to terrorize my new, quiet neighborhood on Slayer Day. I cannot fucking wait.

Toksik, after reading this thread, you're my hero.... IN SATAN!!!
 
 
coweatman
14:01 / 26.05.06
"slayer are not only still going, but they have NEVER released something bad."

undisputed attitude
god hates us all

south of heaven, they ain't.
 
 
Char Aina
14:25 / 27.05.06
and still, even when only playing on a Slayer Eight or Slayer Nine, they roll out what would be a [insert metal pretender] Fifteen.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:00 / 05.06.06
\m/
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:01 / 05.06.06
Remember the 'lith's an hour ahead of UK time.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:11 / 05.06.06
Is someone in the UK/GMT timezone going to be awake around 05:06am today to post the most SATANICALLY EVIL TRIBUTE TO SLAYER ON THEIR SPECIAL DAY possible?

Sadly, I shall be asleep. Dreaming about Slayer though, I'm sure. I doubt Radiohead will appear, but you never know.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
03:06 / 06.06.06
It's on!

\m/
 
 
juan de marcos
18:57 / 07.06.06
Lemmy and the Ministry should get together to do a cover of the 20 minute long, 1973 progressive rock classic Inna Gadda Da Vida. That would be the best thing ever.

Lemmy and uncle Al should get together period
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:22 / 07.06.06
I think the world would end, really.

But WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO GO!!!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
04:34 / 08.06.06
Yes, but where does Slayer fit in that equation? You can't have an apocalypse without Slayer.

And I'm a bit offended that no one noticed that I took the time and effort to post at 06:06 on 06/06/06.

Fuckers.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
08:42 / 08.06.06
Jake, I did, and even asked for the thread to be locked to preserve the glory of the moment where Slayer were commemorated forever on the Radio & music page listing by a perfectly-judged timestamp. Sic transit gloria Satanus, eh?
 
 
uncle retrospective
14:38 / 07.08.06
So has anyone heard the new album yet?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
18:33 / 07.08.06
Yep.

Two word review: It's...okay.

It's the original line-up that made Reign in Blood back in the eighties, which should mean goodness but instead it just sounds dated. The solos are killer, the mood is a little more hardcore than Reign' but it's still very much a Thrash record, but whatever made Reign' so vital back in the day is missing. Maybe after the innovations made to Metal by Converge, Dillinger Escape Plan, Pig Destroyer, Mastodon and many others a straight-up Slayer album was always fall a little short and an album that tries to update their sound will always sound cynical.

I give it one out of two horns:

\m/
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:09 / 16.08.06
Listened to half of it so far... and yes, I'm very, very drunk, but it's ace. Yeah, maybe not Reign In Blood... but Jihad is a fucking killer track.

It's definitely good... how good is what I think will be under question... so far I'd say fucking, but then I'm very drunk.

Initial impression- while the latest Ministry album made me think of Slayer played by machines, the new Slayer makes me think of Ministry played by humans. Not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, but... despite the freeness of bittorrent, I'll be buying this motherfucker.
 
 
uncle retrospective
20:58 / 16.08.06
Rather embarrassingly I forgot all about the new album, eep. Glad to hear something good about even if it is drunken. Must get copy...
 
 
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21:35 / 16.08.06
c'mon when it comes to sheer intensisty and drive I think Warrant take the pie..
 
  

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