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Slayer=Best Band Ever???

 
  

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rizla mission
19:46 / 03.10.03
I want front row tickets!
 
 
bob
20:13 / 03.10.03
What could they be called?

Poisoned by a Slayer. Slain by Poison. Our Slaying is Your Poison.

Or what?

"Unskinny bop
in Devil's Blood
a river of mascara
for the antichrist
flows between the words when
you talk dirty to me."
 
 
Professor Silly
14:10 / 04.10.03
There's obviously a lot of confusion on the topic, so allow me to illuminate the situation.

The only good thing about Slayer is the insane drumming of Dave Lombardo. Kicking him out was the stupidist thing they could have ever done, although it did allow him to play with John Zorn and Fantomas. Now he's back in the band, and they're probably back to form.

You have to admit that the guitar solos all border on masterbation. If I wanted to listen to that kind of nonsense I'd listen to Ynge Malsteen or whatever.

I'd pick Neurosis' "Through Silver in Blood" any day of the week over Slayer.

...and of course none of these bands have as much talent as Radiohead (snicker snicker).
 
 
rizla mission
16:56 / 04.10.03
Some canny bootlegger really needs to get working on the possibility of Slayer / Poison mash-ups.

"every GOUGING EYES! has it's thorn,
every SEVERING FLESH! has it's dawn,
and every SADISTIC BUTCHER OF DEMISE! sings a sad, sad song.."

I can't be bothered to refute the Slayer haterz any more. Clearly their rock n' roll licences aren't worth the studded leather they're printed on.
 
 
Char Aina
17:07 / 04.10.03
its almost as though they listen with their feet, isnt it?
 
 
A
03:26 / 06.10.03
Everyone knows that Manowar are the True Kings of Metal.
 
 
Char Aina
03:11 / 10.10.03
manowar may be the kings of metal, but they got slayer to kill all the dragons.

DEATH TO FALSE METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!
 
 
rakehell
02:01 / 14.10.03
Heavy metal or no metal at all, whimps and posers leave the hall.
 
 
rizla mission
13:28 / 14.10.03
This thread has outlived the Radiohead one, so my work here is done..
 
 
Rage
00:50 / 15.10.03
Not until someone can prove that Slayer is better than Pigface.

Cause I'm just not falling for it.
 
 
The Falcon
01:26 / 15.10.03
No-one cares about Pigface. Start a 'Pigface = Best Band Ever???' thread, and you'll see.
 
 
the Fool
01:34 / 15.10.03
Everyone knows that Manowar are the True Kings of Metal.

As much as I don't want to say this and I'll probably cause a lot of anger and distress, the truth is written all over them.

Manowar --> campest band evar!!!

I mean, look at the costumes, the hair, the homoerotic posturing and all the muscle... need I say more
 
 
rakehell
01:45 / 15.10.03
Campest band ever? What's camp about this:

"Every One Of Us Has Heard The Call
Brothers Of True Metal Proud And Standing Tall
We Know The Power Within Us Has Brought Us To This Hall
There’s Magic In The Metal There’s Magic Is Us All

Now The World Must Listen To Our Decree
We Don’t Turn Down For Anyone We Do Just What We Please
Got To Make It Louder All Men Play On Ten
If You’re Not Into Metal You Are Not My Friend Yea

There’s Metal In The Air Tonight Can You Hear It Call
If You Ain’t Got The Balls To Take It You Can Leave The Hall"

I'd like to see Pigface beat those lyrics. NO WAY!
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
09:34 / 15.10.03
Alles ist mine.

Whilst Slayer deserves much respect for making the lyrics "learn the sacred words of praise hell satan." sound groovy they would weep tears of wee if they ever had to spend any amount of time dealing with Mr. Jorgensen.

Master of Puppets last good albumn if for no other reason than the lyrics "Hybrid children watch the sea, pray for father roaming free." Which has been bouncing round my skull for the last month or so. Also MOP is better than anything Slayer ever did. Metallica used to get beat up by Motley Crue, not impressed. And for the record the last good Megadeth albumn was Peace Sells.

However the Cop Killer knows what he's talking about, all the little Slayer kiddies need to recognise and learn the sacred words of praise hell Lemmy.

Seen Slayer live, they are very silly a friend of mine took marigolds into the mosh pit so he could rub his hands down peopls face to try and convince them they were being attacked by squid.

Lemmy and the Ministry should get together to do a cover of the 20 minute long, 1973 progressive rock classic Inna Gadda Da Vida. That would be the best thing ever.
 
 
The Falcon
01:10 / 16.10.03
Slayer piss on Ministry.

Pailhead? Perhaps not.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
09:08 / 16.10.03
Oh I see you've never actually heard either band.
 
 
bjacques
09:56 / 16.10.03

The best band ever, and they're German. I saw this poster in Leipzig earlier this year. (Hanns-Martin Schleyer was a banker car-bombed by the Red Army Faction in the early '70s).
 
 
The Falcon
19:57 / 16.10.03
Oh I see you've never actually heard either band.

I know. I just made it up. It was fun while it lasted, though.
 
 
uncle retrospective
15:26 / 26.04.06
God damn right!

Day of SLAYER
 
 
Char Aina
17:10 / 26.04.06
Whilst Slayer deserves much respect [...] they would weep tears of wee if they ever had to spend any amount of time dealing with Mr. Jorgensen.

perhaps, but only if by 'wee' you mean 'someone else's blood', and by 'tears' you mean rivers, and by 'weep' you mean 'end up swimming in rivers of'.

dude.

MOP is better than anything Slayer ever did. Metallica used to get beat up by Motley Crue, not impressed. And for the record the last good Megadeth albumn was Peace Sells.

you seem to have taken a wrong turn down false metal alley.
motley crue can kick metallica from here to baywatch and it will not affect the status of metal in any way.

metallica have fooled many by having the word 'metal' in their name, but it's really all been downhill for them since they started.

metallica were once a half decent metal band, arguably thrash, but there is no way in hell you can compare any of their output to 'reign in blood'.

Slayer kiddies need to recognise and learn the sacred words of praise hell Lemmy.

lemmy may be a good dude, but he is still no slayer.
that's like saying jackie chan could take tyson.
don't get me wrong; he's great at what he does, the best even, but tyson would take him to pieces.

rivers of someone else's blood, dude.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:12 / 26.04.06
Saw this thread was back and came here to post about Slayer Day (mono told me of it)...

...I trust we can all put aside our differences and ROCK on Slayer Day?
 
 
Slim
19:51 / 26.04.06
I thought everyone knew that Iron Maiden kicks Slayer's ass?
 
 
Char Aina
19:59 / 26.04.06
iron maiden might kick slayer's ass, but that would only be in the manner a toddler kicks his father's ass at arm wrestling.

THEY ARE LETTING YOU WIN, DICKINSON!
 
 
Char Aina
20:02 / 26.04.06
THEY LIE BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:19 / 26.04.06
Imagine, if you will, a form of thumb-wrestling in which the thumb is not utilised... rather the forefinger and little finger take it to the smackdown...

My money would be on Slayer in such a digital challenge.
 
 
Baobab Branches and Plastic
22:29 / 26.04.06
best.thread.ever!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:09 / 27.04.06
I'm bloody well looking forward to Radiohead's new album, and I bet you are too, all of you, yer bastards.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
00:18 / 27.04.06
If Danzig could get some better backup he would be the best ever. Maybe Danzig fronting Slayer.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:27 / 27.04.06
Personally, I'd love it if the only time Danzig was mentioned from now on was when it was to highlight that video evidence of his arse getting kicking.

Goth Elvis, bah.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
05:03 / 27.04.06
Like to see you fight a 400 pound monster when you're 50. But in case someone wants to see it.
Poor Glen
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
05:38 / 27.04.06
Dude, when I'm 50 I will BE the monster.

But nonetheless. Danzig = wankzig, in these heah times.
 
 
uncle retrospective
09:51 / 27.04.06
Gits! I've had mother playing through my head for ages, I'm fighting the urge to stand on my chair and bellow that you should tell your children not to walk my way.
Cheers for that...
 
 
rizla mission
15:05 / 27.04.06
Slayer would not even SEE Danzig.

Someone would be like, "hey, Slayer, Danzig was just here talking about how he rocks more than you.."

And Slayer would be like "huh? what? who? I thought I felt a bit of a breeze... maybe some vague whimperings from a distant realm of Lesser Rock Beings..".

Then they would shrug their mighty shoulders and go and do some Rocking.
 
 
haus of fraser
15:39 / 27.04.06
Slayer ain't Chuck Norris...
 
 
Jack Denfeld
19:42 / 27.04.06
Oh yeah? What about the mighty Rancid?
 
  

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