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Lame Shift I--kickin' it with the Fimbles

 
  

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I, Libertine
01:38 / 28.09.03
I'm so completely basted I can't believe that last bit came up comprehensible.

Reprehensible.
 
 
I, Libertine
01:42 / 28.09.03
Family...oog...I like her's better than mine...
 
 
Mazarine
01:50 / 28.09.03
By the way, what's a Fimble?
 
 
bitchiekittie
01:55 / 28.09.03
maybe I should rent out my family to people who don't like their own. I have more than enough to spare.

imagine cookouts, pool parties, family friendly vacations (skiing, cabin life, disney), loud and sometimes angry pictionary games, wrestling matches in your jammies, falling asleep and having me take your picture at EVERY HOLIDAY, gift exchanges! the fun!

fair prices. anyone interested?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:09 / 28.09.03
I don't actually dislike mine... they're great, we just get on better when we're not together.
 
 
Mazarine
02:10 / 28.09.03
I'm fond of my immediate family- they're an odd pack, but they're mine and I love 'em. Thanks for the offer though, Kittie.
 
 
bitchiekittie
02:28 / 28.09.03
but I need extra income to be able to afford them all at xmas time!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:31 / 28.09.03
Kegboy just got in!
I was up at the country place going fishing....I caught nothing. Nada.
Aand he loves the Moose Hatecheries idea.
How are my fellow 'Litherines?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:37 / 28.09.03
Very tired. Struggling to keep my eyes open, listening to Neil Young and trying to read newspapers and supervise people. Oh well, there's the pub in the morning, and after Monday morning I'll be off for three weeks!!!
 
 
bitchiekittie
02:39 / 28.09.03
I'm very well, thank you - you?

stoat, what are you planning to do with three long weeks?
 
 
Mazarine
02:48 / 28.09.03
-Goes outside and turns off the Kegboy Signal-

Sweet.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:54 / 28.09.03
At the moment, I'm quite taken by the idea of "as little as possible", but that's probably just cos I'm at work. I'll probably go down to Somerset to see my mum for a few days, and I've got tickets for Killing Joke. That and being smug about how it's gonna be a nightmare at work cos loads of us are off that week.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:58 / 28.09.03
Kegboy Signal! No wonder im blody blind! I thought I was in Peggy's Cove staring at the lighthouse!
 
 
Mazarine
03:04 / 28.09.03
Well, if you'd carry your Team Canada communicator instead of leaving it on your dresser all the time, we wouldn't need the Kegboy signal!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:11 / 28.09.03
I would wear it but it clashes with my lumberjack shirt. And I was gone fishin'. Dont nothing interrupt me when I'm on a lake.
 
 
Mazarine
03:18 / 28.09.03
That's it. We're grafting it to the earflap of your fur-lined hat.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:25 / 28.09.03
You go anywhere near my hat and im sicking a mountain lion on you!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:32 / 28.09.03
A real live one?
 
 
Mazarine
03:38 / 28.09.03
Fine then, we'll stick with the Kegboy signal. But my power bills are getting ridiculous.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:41 / 28.09.03
Ofcourse a live one! A dead one would defeat the purpose what with it just lying there not doing too much of anything really damagy.


Your power bills??? What about my optometrist bills? New eyeballs after every signal aint cheap!
 
 
Mazarine
04:12 / 28.09.03
Tt. Most mountain lions I know just lie around anyway. Eating pancakes. With real maple syrup. And bacon. Not even Canadian bacon, they eat the fake soy kind. They say real bacon gets stuck in their fangs. They're not really even energetic enough for a decent mauling anymore. It's like they all have mono.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:18 / 28.09.03
You my dear are in desperate need to see some mountain lions that dont have bars surrounding them. Mountains lions are anything but what you say.
Or maybe here in Canada we just have quality lions.
 
 
Mazarine
04:23 / 28.09.03
True.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:25 / 28.09.03
CANADA home of great beer, mountain lions and the world famous moose hatcheries!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
05:11 / 28.09.03
I just got told off for having too much fun at work. So I'm gonna get all miserable on their asses now, see how they like THEM apples!
 
 
Mazarine
06:19 / 28.09.03
If only we had a hatching moose image to fling at those grumpy folk. Who can withstand the majestic whimsy of a wee moose, using its antlers to crack through the shell of its egg, and maintain a dark demeanor?
 
 
Mazarine
20:50 / 28.09.03
So how was family weekend for everyone? My parents left for home about forty five minutes ago and I miss 'em already.
 
 
gingerbop
21:07 / 28.09.03
Mine was good, because alternatively, I left my parents and ran away to brothers. I like my immediate family... its just a shame about the non-immediates= brother in laws parents. Greek. Wierd. Pernickety. Coming to stay in our house next month. Oh sweet Jesus, what have I done to deserve this.

These people put my sister in a week of constant tears, a week before the basically forced baptism of her son, under the basically forced (under the wieght of tradition and expectation of the family) to call her son Lazaros (after his grandfather), which she hates. She called him Ross all the time. They suddenly came out with, how dare you discrace the family(ish) name, by calling him Ross? Thats a dog's name. You have to call him Lazaros, or find another name to Christen him under. Oh, and it has to be a greek name.

So she had to search rapidly thru books looking for names all week. Finally she cracked. The whole of greece had fallen out over this, and these are people she lives and works with. Now its Lazaros, Lazarae, or Lazaraki/Lazarokos, depending on how much puff you have when you have to call him. And these people are gonna be in my house for god knows how long.

Does anyone want to adopt me?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:25 / 28.09.03
Sure! why not? But I refuse to call you anything but Gingerbop no matter what your real name is.
 
 
gingerbop
21:27 / 28.09.03
I thought about this today. Even Sttab, who I went to school with; I have to think hard about what his name really is. So sure, as long as you dont mind being forever Kegboy. Because when I find out people are called stuff like John or Susan- my brain does funny things to images of people.

Great- I can go to the circus while im there
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:29 / 28.09.03
Now I just have to get a job and find an appaartment big enough for 2.
 
 
gingerbop
21:37 / 28.09.03
How odd: thats exactly what Im looking for just now. Except I wasnt really looking for an appartment for you...

The other night, Kiri's boyfriend called from Germany. I pick up, saying, in german, that its Kiri. Theres a silence.
"Wer ist das?"
"Es ist Kiri"
"Kiri... nein?"
"Ja, es ist Kiri, was ist los?"
".....nein, wer ist das?"
"ES IST KIRI, LIEBST DU MICH NICHT? DU SCHEITZENKOPF!"

Which was rather fun.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:46 / 28.09.03
"How odd: thats exactly what Im looking for just now. Except I wasnt really looking for an appartment for you..."

Well I should hope not! What with you being in Scotland and all..what use would I have for an appartment I can't run back to to see if I left the toaster on?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:51 / 28.09.03
Evening all! I've just come down with the goddamned flu on the eve of my three weeks off!! How's that for shit timing?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:55 / 28.09.03
Most horrid timing indeed! Get some chickensoup now!!! And lots of sleep! And some chamomile tea! tadah!...that's the extent of my medicinal knowledge.
 
  

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