you know you own a collection of them. you regularly groom them, and keep them in special moisture free containers. you're the top merkin seller on ebay.
you know it. it's ok to admit it, you're amongst friends. sorta.
I've been rumbled, there is nothing i like more then attaching a pubic wig to a person in need. In fact, i am the premier applicator of merkins this side of the Atlantic.
