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that
12:22 / 04.09.03
Ah. I thought that was meant to be a weirdly placed hand. It's been a long time since I saw the Nightmare on Elm Street films, admittedly. I think Pingu-Cthulhu is probably less disturbing than Freddie the Penguin, on balance.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
12:35 / 04.09.03
I want a Cthulhu penguin in my life. To go with the little cuddly Cthulhu with the very grumpy face I got last year, and the Shub-Niggurath plantpot I bought in Essex years ago.
 
 
Sax
12:46 / 04.09.03
"To say that the white thing did not profoundly frighten us would be in vain. We were indeed clutched for an instant by a primitive dread almost sharper than the worst of our reasoned fears... then came a flash of anticlimax as the white shape sidled into a lateral archway... for it was only a penguin--albeit of a huge, unknown species larger than the greatest of the known king penguins, and monstrous in its combined albinism and vile eyelessness."

-At the Mountains of Madness
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
13:43 / 04.09.03
"And thus it came; that great unmentionable beast. Clawing, scraping, slithering, hopping, dragging itself from the clammy deep of the Antarctic, wild tentacles writhing in euphoric anger, Fedora still atop that domed black head like some trophy taken from humanity, a mocking display by this most vile of Southern-Hemisphere denizens."

- The Haunter of the Dark
 
 
nedrichards is confused
14:23 / 04.09.03
El Gato etc: to me educated eye that looks like Tux the Linux penguin in a Red Hat red fedora and with some sort of mutating evil on his beak.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:28 / 04.09.03
It looks like an octopenguin to me ... a weirdly disfigured octopenguin, having as it does only five tentacles ...
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
00:07 / 05.09.03
"Out of the unimaginable blackness beyond the gangrenous glare of that cold flame, out of the Tartarean leagues through which that oily river rolled uncanny, unheard, and unsuspected, there flopped rhythmically a horde of tame, trained, hybrid tentacle things that no sound eye could ever wholly grasp, or sound brain ever wholly remember. They were not altogether penguins, nor squids, nor rouged miliners, nor linux trademarks, nor horror icons, nor a greasy ass-candling suvivalist Barbelith initiation mascot, but something I cannot and must not recall."

--"The Festival"
 
 
MattsGurl4eva
03:29 / 05.09.03
that penguin looks somewhat demented and it looks like it has some chicken foot for a beak. how weird....
 
 
gotham island fae
04:18 / 05.09.03
MattsGurl4Eva,

What penguin doesn't look demented? (That comment was more for someone who isn't a Barbelith devotee than anyone who will read it.)

Welcome (if I might be one of the first) to the Barbelith mosh-pit of intellectualism/snarkiness (which I am certain you have already obsereved at length).
 
 
gotham island fae
04:20 / 05.09.03
Oops. Missed the introduction or our elusive co-poster by a few hours.

Stupid drunk Stater...
 
 
Cat Chant
08:03 / 05.09.03
Before anyone realized what happened, an enormous ice slab broke off from the main ice shelf and started drifting out into the ocean--with naked Duke and Buddy as passengers.

An awesome roaring rent the air.

Fifty foot tall penguins, their DNA mutated by the radiation seeping through the shattered ozone layer, emerged from the waters and swam furiously after Duke and Buddy.

...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Buddy's ecstatic gasp reverberated over the immense ice floe as he surrendered to the joy of being fully taken by another man.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Duke's roar sailed out across the ocean as he shot his load and bombarded Buddy's prostate.

The two men lay together, spent and wasted. About them rings of pale blue light created a force field that warmed and shielded them. Beyond the field of light the mutant penguins stood and starred in silent wonder at the naked men.


- Men of Antarctica
 
 
that
10:19 / 05.09.03
Oh, you soooo have to follow the link to get the full impact of that. Genius.
 
 
A
06:10 / 07.09.03
MattsGurl4eva isn't the newest member anymore. There is fresh blood. Let loose the arse-candling penguins on them!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:44 / 07.09.03
Indeed, lovely fresh-smelling newbies with asses begging for a candling. Especially heart welcome to Tonatiuh, Aztec sun god, who has come to join me and Tezcatlipoca in the Barbelith Pre Columbian Club. Hope ze has hir own ear-reels and a pottery jar for flayed skin. Oh goodee...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:04 / 07.09.03
Duke felt the pre-cum dribbling from his tumid cock. He was again
a fourteen year old boy back home in Iowa. In silent adoration he would watch Larry Fitzpatrick, the captain of the high school softball team. Watch Larry's dirt smeared uniform as the big guy thundered around the bases.

"Those mutant penguins have embarked on a righteous crusade to
present their injustices before the United Nations General Assembly.

"Those mutant penguins will denounce the ecologically unsound
policies of your planet's late industrial economy and the corrupt
politicians purchased with tainted yen and dollars.

"Your political-military-industrial complex has not only ravaged
the Antarctic ozone layer, but doomed every penguin family to extinction by polluting the oceans' shoals till no fish remain for these birds to feed upon."

Commander Ben-Ami's long, iridescent hair glowed with a fiery red
gold hue. The officer's taut uniform outlined a stiff, thick rod that
Duke calculated to be fourteen inches with a fat mushroom head.



This worries me. It worries me because, in the manner of Jack Bauer shaving off his beard in the first episode of 24 Series Two, I have taken to shaving bits of my body to show that I am on-mission. This man has had his entire body shaven, he is being told that mutant penguins are swimming towards New York to make their case at the UN, and he *still* can't get his head in the game.

What's left to shave?
 
 
A
06:30 / 08.09.03
...and Alexander the Great wept, because there was nothing left to shave...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:25 / 08.09.03
I shaved my beard off the other day. Mainly because someone pointed out that it was ginger, and it really didn't make me look like a pirate, just a tramp.

Oh... sorry...

Asscandling? Yay!
 
 
that
11:34 / 08.09.03
If we all spent more time calculating the length and girth of our superiors' cocks and less time burning fossil fuels, etc., perhaps we wouldn't have upset the penguins in the first place. So maybe Duke has the right idea. I find it a tad disturbing that the flame-haired Ben-Ami is apparently turned on by the poor penguins' predicament, however.

Alright, I'll go now.
 
  

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