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El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
18:09 / 30.08.03
I don't think she's going to get a PM, maybe we should email her. I'd do it, but I'm not sure it's my place. I think that Sax should do it since he started the thread. Any email should maybe capture the correct tone.
 
 
pomegranate
19:25 / 30.08.03
and what's the correct tone? tell us about yrself so we can mock you?
 
 
MattsGurl4eva
20:54 / 30.08.03
Ok well thank you for all of the questions. Matt and I are thinking about moving in together, and hopfully we will be happy. I have been gone for a long time, and I didn't think that I would get this much attention~!~! Jk, but If you have any specific questions, go ahead and email me or something.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
21:11 / 30.08.03
Kick ASS, MG4E! U rawk.
 
 
MattsGurl4eva
21:34 / 30.08.03
When I wrote the other post I didn't see the rest of the posts. It seems that you have come to investigate my affair with my friend Eva who would say yes all three of us are talented, educated, and energetic. Psst... don't tell Matt~!~! LoL. Maybe I should be a little frightened of you... there are many stalkers out there....
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
21:43 / 30.08.03
I feel the need to take some credit...

Took some initiative. Logged onto AIM, IMed MG4e the link to this thread, and logged off right quick. Felt like I was 10 years old, ringing old lady Swensen's doorbell and running.

You do rawk, MG4e!

MG4e 4EVA!
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
22:10 / 30.08.03
El Gato: YES!

MattsGurl4eva: lol

MattsGurl4eva: very creative of all of you

El Gato: That was awesome!

El Gato: I didn't start that thread, but I'm so glad I IMed you

MattsGurl4eva: yeah i almost forgot about that site too~!

El Gato: just posted this: http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=13855&start=40

El Gato: why did you get started with barbelith?

MattsGurl4eva: well my friend has an account and i thought... well y not?

El Gato: what are your interests? do you like grant morrison or the invisibles?

MattsGurl4eva: are those music groupes or what? im sorry, but i listen to alot of the younger music since i have a little sister

MattsGurl4eva: u know ring around the rosie is my favorite

El Gato: grant morrison is the author of the invisbles, a comic book

MattsGurl4eva: ic ic

MattsGurl4eva: no im not into comics

El Gato: what are you into?

MattsGurl4eva: poetry, when i was younger i liked to write it alot, but now i just like to read it

El Gato: who are your favorite poets?

MattsGurl4eva: well i read alot of anthologies, so i dont really know many newer ones

El Gato: so how long have you been with matt? what do you guys do in the valley?

El Gato: do you believe the two of you be together "4eva"?

MattsGurl4eva: sooo many questions

El Gato: well, just tell me how the two of you met

MattsGurl4eva: well our friend had us go on a blind date

MattsGurl4eva: so it was kind of her fault

El Gato: how did the date go?

MattsGurl4eva: well it wasnt that great, but it went well enough that I didnt feel like throwing myself into a bathroom at the local mc donalds and smashing the mirror, so we tried it again and then the sparks

El Gato: is he the one? when did you know?

MattsGurl4eva: after the first year of dating i knew

El Gato: was there a specific moment? something he did or said?

MattsGurl4eva: no not really i just woke up one day and it was like the feeling srpread throughout my whole body, and i just knew

El Gato: is there really an eva? what's she like?

MattsGurl4eva: no theres not really an eva

El Gato: do you happen to have a picture i can post on the site?

MattsGurl4eva: no im sorry

El Gato: ok, just wondering

El Gato: well, best of luck

El Gato: thanks for indulging me/us

MattsGurl4eva: youre welcome
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
05:42 / 31.08.03
I think my knees have shrunk.
 
 
A
01:25 / 01.09.03
MattsGurl4eva 4 Governor of California. 4eva!
 
 
Tamayyurt
03:21 / 01.09.03
Wow, that was nice of her. I wonder if she's going to keep checking out the site now that she's a bit of a celebrity.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:25 / 01.09.03
Bah! I still doubt her existance. She the 'Liths very own version of Saskwatch or the Rosswell aliens.... I've only seen rumour of her existance and second-had rumour at best. I want proof. Or at least footprint casts.
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
04:38 / 01.09.03
Kegboy, I'm insulted. If I made up the interview, I'd get a little more creative.For instance, my sick sick brain would have produced:

El Gato: is there really an eva? what's she like?

MattsGurl4eva: yes, she's 24-year-old nun whose robes hide a hard body and a deep firey passion for girl-flesh. i mean, she's married to god, but that doesn't mean she can't get a little action on the side. she is talented and energetic, if u kno what i mean. u know u want to watch us, o yea baby

Um, or something.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:48 / 01.09.03
Nope. not buying it. Im filling this one under C for Conspiracies or H for Hoax or M for MattsGurl4eva never really existed.
 
 
Quantum
08:32 / 01.09.03
So, Matt's gurl, if you had to be a mythical creature what creature would you be? (I'd be a sphinx, or maybe a satyr)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:43 / 01.09.03
Look, is anyone else not the tiniest bit disturbed by this whole thread? Premise, tone, everything? I know Barbelith has a long and noble history of vexing, bothering and bewildering its n00bs, but this is kind of creepy.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
15:57 / 01.09.03
I think it's the Barbelith method of dealing with... er... almost everything from a suspicious parcel to a bloke in a coma. You sit there and look at it for a bit, then you try bouncing up and down in front of it, then you poke it with sharp sticks until it does something. If none of these works, you assume it's either an elaborate piece of conceptual art, the intrusion into our consensus reality of a being of almost infinte wisdom, or a rock. Then you get bored and go away.

I see where you're coming from, MC, but I think it's okay. Barbelith has a tendency to behave like a hungry polar bear cub, but it rarely actually eats anyone or savages penguins.
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
16:09 / 01.09.03

MC, your post makes me wonder whether this thread would have seemed as amusing to me if MG4e's reaction was negative. Do you think contacting her via AIM (i.e. not letting her just come across this thread naturally, which seems unlikely) broke an unwritten rule?
 
 
MattsGurl4eva
01:23 / 02.09.03
im just letting you all know that i dont exist. i am a figment of your imagination. oh and by the way, if i were to be a mythical creature, i would probably be a siren.
 
 
grant
16:26 / 02.09.03
Earplugs! Where'd I put my earplugs?!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:36 / 02.09.03
I though the Siren was supposed to attract us toward the rocks and wreck us. I fear the imaginary Siren voice of Mattsgurl4eva is responsible for attracting all the rocks towards us (Mars, 2014 meteor). Clearly my mythical alter ego would be Chicken Licken.

Go on, tease us some more, MG4e.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:57 / 02.09.03
Ha! I new s/he couldn't be real!

My mythical creature is apparently Lucifer Morningstar, according to a friend I just asked. Whatever.
 
 
Quantum
10:34 / 03.09.03
They're not rocks, they're the intrusion into our consensus reality of a being of almost infinte wisdom, attracted by the sirensong of MattsGurl4Eva.
 
 
A
12:33 / 03.09.03
Hmmmm. Do you think this thread is an easier Barbe-initiation than the standard arse-candling, or not?
 
 
MattsGurl4eva
22:29 / 03.09.03
this is obviously quite a bit better than arse-candling, but for some people it can be quite pleasurable...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
09:17 / 04.09.03
Oh no Mattsgurl! You've been replaced by Tonatiuh! Your legacy has come to an end.
 
 
Sax
09:50 / 04.09.03
Time for a new thread...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:01 / 04.09.03
We could do this for everyone who arrives. Like some kind of mad initiation ceremony.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
11:13 / 04.09.03
Can we have cake? And naked penguins? Or even better, clothed penguins?
 
 
Sax
11:47 / 04.09.03
With little houndstooth check jackets and straw boaters? And canes? But no trousers?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:08 / 04.09.03
Penguins would need a warm winter wardrobe. Maybe Bengali and Priestess could knit 'em up some smart little thermals. With attractive little leopard sealskin bum bags for those Antarctic necessities: chapstick, short wave radio, waterproof matches, emergency fish, kirby grips and hair gel for the rockhoppers and macaroni penguins. They would be so grateful. Not a lot of treats in a Penguin's life.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:09 / 04.09.03
Hmm... let's compromise, how about Cream Tea and dresses?
 
 
that
12:10 / 04.09.03
I can't believe you want to grease the penguins, Xoc. And with Chapstick, no less. Are there *any* depths of depravity to which you won't sink?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:13 / 04.09.03
 
 
that
12:15 / 04.09.03
That's really disturbing. I'm disturbed. Freddie Krueger the penguin?
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
12:20 / 04.09.03
More like Cthulu the Penguin in a... fedora?
 
  

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