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A Thread for Things Which Are Supposed to be Great but actually, when experienced, turn out to be RUBBISH. And vice versa, if you like.

 
  

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Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:08 / 15.08.03
Oh : Running your own Business.

It sucks. You work almost every hour of the day, even when you are "relaxing" at home, for half or less of what you were paid when you worked for the Man, then everything starts collapsing, and you overextend every line of credit available to you, and a few that really aren't.

Then you go bust.

You start fishing sandwiches out of public bins, and get covered in lesions. You become a worthless alcoholic.

Now, was it really worth it??
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:12 / 15.08.03
Royksopp.

And every other 'contemporary electronica outfit' that 'mash up genres' and produce 'eclectic, challenging soundscapes'.

Bleeeeh.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:14 / 15.08.03
OK, even more obvious than 'The Matrix:Reloaded', but can I just say 'the fight scene between Yoda and Count Dooku in "Attack of The Clones"'.

Absolutely fucking hilarious, but not intentionally.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:36 / 15.08.03
'laces - you've done crack? What are you, on crack?!
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:39 / 15.08.03
Um, excuse me, I will NOT have Twinkies OR Oreos mocked and dissed in my virtual presence.

I'm not really sure what's super disappointed me - I'm still thinking. Oh wait! I know, The movie Barcelona, which as the follow-up to the much-loved (by me) film Metropolitan.

Oh, and whoever watched Vampyros Lesbos made a BIG mistake. The movie sucks, but the SOUNDTRACK!!! Kick ass!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
09:38 / 15.08.03
My Little Tony. I asked him if he'd like to come to dinner so my friend could shoot him with an illegal gun and he told me he'd like Chinese. Such a disappointing reaction from a Centaur-Tony Blair.
 
 
foot long subbacultcha
09:39 / 15.08.03
Wimpy.

They still have them, complete with Mr Wimpy logo and everything. But.. i swear Wimpy used to be a fast food restaurant. Nowadays they're like little cafes. Went with a friend of mine to one last week because it was a lifelong dream of his to go to a Wimpy (!) and man was he disappointed. Not that there was anything wrong with the food it's just that I remember going to these places for birthday parties when I was a kid. Have my memories mutated? Am i imagining remembering this?

Nowadays you get a knife and fork with your burger. I find things like that a little odd I guess.
 
 
hanabius yamamura
11:42 / 15.08.03
oysters

... again, after a fairly lengthy period of anticipation, finally tried this so-called ' wondrous gastronomic treat ' only to be reminded of vinegary bogeys ...
 
 
Zero Gravitas™
12:31 / 15.08.03
As the converse, something that was way better than my expectations. A colleague told me about this really crap movie he'd seen. I spotted the dvd while out and about and, being curious, picked it up, read the blurb and bought it.

It damn near blew my mind away! Check it out: Koyaanisqatsi
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:31 / 15.08.03
Never been that keen on oysters but went off them thoroughly when they gave me, and most of the wedding party, food poisoning at Ganesh' mother's last wedding.

Crashing disappointment list continues with all the Star Wars films and most of the Star Trek ones.
 
 
hanabius yamamura
12:38 / 15.08.03
As the converse, something that was way better than my expectations. A colleague told me about this really crap movie he'd seen. I spotted the dvd while out and about and, being curious, picked it up, read the blurb and bought it.

It damn near blew my mind away! Check it out: Koyaanisqatsi

TOTALLY, ZERO, TOTALLY - stunning stuff ...
 
 
Zero Gravitas™
12:55 / 15.08.03
tis not often, hana bi, that I am left completely speechless for any length of time but Koyaanisqatsi did that to me. Have since bought and watched Powaqqatsi (powerful stuff) and am trying to track down the third movie in the series.
 
 
hanabius yamamura
13:12 / 15.08.03
... mmmmmmmmm, i too was left somewhat stunned, especially since i watched it for the first time just prior to the recent Iraq conflict - made me think about all manner of things that we are seriously screwing up as we crash towards mutual annihilation ...

... still somewhat numbed by the rocket images, the landscapes and the highly un-nerving hopi indian prophecies about ash ...

... discovered the name of the third recently - q....something (have it written somewhere) but haven't found it yet ... if i remember rightly, it means life into oblivion or something like that ...
 
 
Zero Gravitas™
13:33 / 15.08.03
Naqoyqatsi, I believe

At the time, I had no words to describe what I felt after watching those films. I still have no words....
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:04 / 15.08.03
That's the correct name. It's only recently been at the movies, though, so I don't know if it's available to buy yet...
 
 
The Natural Way
14:30 / 15.08.03
I think it's in the Time Out Film Review book where one reviewer describes the experience of watching Koyaanisqatsi as like "being patronised by an idiot" or something. Personally, I dig the movie, but I can see where the reviewer's coming from and I did laugh a whole lot.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
16:13 / 15.08.03
Disappointments? Anything I've not seen or done for 10 years or more, then remember as being really great.
 
 
that
14:22 / 16.08.03
Mechanical pencils. You always think they're going to be good, because there's none of the mess of normal pencils and they're refillable, but they're shit. They lose tension so the little lead disappears back into the body of the pencil when you try and write. And the leads break so easily. And they're often bastard hard to refill, for me at least. I fucking hate mechanical pencils.

It's possible that this should be in the untamed hate and anger thread, but I couldn't be arsed.
 
 
that
14:31 / 16.08.03
Also - Fisher Space Pens. They look cool, mostly (except for that fucking awful brushed chrome one, and a few others), but they do not offer the sort of nice smooth writing experience I feel I deserve. The ink doesn't flow well at all, the look of it on the page is really rough, and refills are available in one size: too fat. I have small writing, I need a thin nib. Plus the literature that comes with it is sexist by omission - there *are* female firefighters, astronauts, police etc - got that, Fisher?

Can you tell I have been doing one of my favourite things - sorting out stationery for the new school year?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
14:42 / 16.08.03
Cristal champagne.

Yes, Puff Diddoo likes it. So everyone else likes it. It is expensive. This is because there is no 'mass' production (yeah, right). But, puh-leeze.

It's fizzy white wine that tastes quite nice. Now just FUCK OFF with all the namechecking and nonsense, and give me a glass of something else.

Like Affligem, or some rich Belgian ale. Aaaahhhh.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
14:44 / 16.08.03
Ok, its not actually rubbish, but you get the point.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:51 / 16.08.03
Intacto.

It sounded like a great idea, went to see it with Tez, who'd raved about it.

Never been so bored in all my life. Stuck it out to the end, *so* begrudge those two hours...

Cocaine. Not that I'd anticipated it being great, actually, but what's the point?


On the opposite tip, cricket. Surprised to find myself *really* enjoying the england/s.africa tests.
 
 
The Natural Way
19:39 / 16.08.03
Cocaine's just like nice speed, without the comedown. And I only ever do it if I'm not paying, so that's alright then.

I just want to say that "rubbish" is an excellent word. My good friend, Roger Larry, makes "rubbish" sound just great. You've just got to say it in the correct tone of voice and just after someone's gone on about how great something is. You should invite no argument and the conversation should stop right there.

Fantastic.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
22:12 / 16.08.03
I'm just waiting for someone to say "sex" in this thread.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
18:54 / 18.08.03
well, *I* thought sex wouldn't be anything much.

but actually it's not bad at all.
 
 
Shrug
19:23 / 18.08.03
Without a doubt the scary as a Beatric Potter Novel Ringu.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:21 / 18.08.03
I know I'm a bit late but firstly... wrt the proposal. I'm sorry I couldn't possibly marry you because it might make my sweetie cry.

Secondly- Flowers you awful human being, leave Parma Violets alone, they're wonderful and kitsch and they're YUMMY and you can put them in the hulk and they fire out of his neck. So ha!
 
 
bjacques
21:03 / 18.08.03
I liked Koyaanisqatsi but thought Powwaqatsi was patronizing. I got a distinct "those mud-soaked open-pit gold miners are more noble than you are" vibe, and more propaganda for the sustainable pastoral life. Fine, if you eliminate about 75% of the world's population. I'll start with the director, Godfrey Reggio.

Inferno, sequel to Suspiria. I waited over 20 years to see them. I really loved the Keith Emerson soundtracks, and between those and the hype from friends I expected a pair of amazing movies. Suspiria was ok, but didn't live up to the hype. It's a school run by witches, the least they could do was magically fuck a few people up like Willow did that nerd, but most of the killings look like the work of enterprising mortals.

As for Inferno, I did like the use of color, but...
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The Mother of Darkness was plain old DEATH!!?? All that trouble just to kill a few extra people? He gets us all in the end; what's his hurry? And he doesn't have enough to do already?? Let's see, Soviet war in Afghanistan, Gulf War One (Iran-Iraq) just starting, probably one of those Indian/Pakistan religious riots like the one after Indira Gandhi got killed, and an extra few thousand get killed. Plus the usual death, war, famine and car wrecks. I was less than impressed.

Re-tooled Warner Bros and Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Animaniacs, kid versions of all the characters. Jetsons with Tiffany as the voice of Judy. I hate them with the strength of ten tigers, for strip-mining my fond memories.

Things I thought would suck but didn't:

all vegetables except corn, peas and Brussels sprouts.

psychiatry

Windows 98
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
21:29 / 18.08.03
Dude, Brussel Sprouts??

You have got to be fucking with my head. Like, steamed and sprinkled with nutmeg...suck?

Different strokes, I guess.
 
 
sTe
22:09 / 18.08.03
Must be in a good mood this evening as I can only think of the bad that turned out pretty damn good after all, like:

- The Daredevil film
- Ronaldo jnr.
- That Jimmy Olsen story on the site linked off the Superman/Jesus thread (I am thinking of re-reading the bible keeping a careful eye out for cameo timetravelling superheroes)
- work today
- My recent feeble DiY attempts (it's still standing after 5 hours, and no walls have started to buckle yet)

I've just thought of one that actually fits this thread properly.

The last party at my house. It's so true that house parties are only any good if it's not your house. Not only were there only 4 people there, after I went to the pub and dragged them round after closing, but I still woke up to several broken household items and some dubious sticky patches on the carpet! That'll teach me to lay out a small fortune on a selection of fine alcohol...maybe
 
 
Baz Auckland
06:04 / 19.08.03
...but animaniacs were the Marx bros. in cartoon form! Wakko, Yakko, and Dot rocked!
 
 
Jub
09:55 / 19.08.03
Okay Flux: threesomes are overeated.
 
 
that
10:10 / 19.08.03
On the vice versa tip - olives. People say they're an acquired taste, and a lot of people can't abide them - I fucking love them and did from the moment I first tried one. Not that its easy to get a really good one most of the time, especially since Sainsbury's stopped doing the best olives I've ever tasted, mixed jars of green and kalamata with rosemary and coriander.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:13 / 19.08.03
Does anyone actually think threesomes aren't going to be awkward? I've never met anyone who's gone there who told me it was a good idea. Anyone care to challenge me? There must be someone who thinks they're severely underrated?
 
 
illmatic
10:41 / 19.08.03
I don't think that they have to awful, if you're with two people who you a) fancy b)aren't going to get all jelaously weird and sticky with. If you're trying to incorparate them into your relationship though, well that could be sticky in more ways than one though.
 
  

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