I've actually "grown up," but it's much more fun to be an immature little bitch than to be serious around here. That's one thing I've learned from this place.
You guys are lame. That's right, lame. Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna know why I keep coming back? Cause I'm all you guys have! The only spark of JOYCORE left in your little bandwagon of humanist intellektual college cunt crepe de la creme of your caste cocks. That's right, leftists who play baseball. You ain't more shit than my laundry soap. I'm your litte noize mascot- the spark in your towel sinking coffee house inspecting wit wounders. Familiar like those kids that you're jealous of- cause we're not so jaded by all those parties of paradigm portal pizzazzy wheeeeee!!!! We're still throwing the shit and rocking the shit and twirling the shit, and all you can do is post little jokes that are somehow suppose to be entertaining to your tech jobs of wreck mobs of heck slobs of your fucking ASS CHECKS. (past kultural experiences that you had when you were my age, you lame lame lame LAMERZ! shove your time machine out of your newsletters!)
Even when you guys are kidding around- there's an underlying stiffness here. An underlying conformitties show us your nipples of RAW FUCKING ENERGY you "magicians" of retired expired uninspired REWIRED THE UNIVERSE didja? With your FOOT NOTES!
So ya, that's that now. |