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I've hired my all-female crew, bought my oaken twonkery and gold parrot, and set sail upon the high seas in search of adventure. Why isn't my damn name on the damn board? (neither the Barbeleague or the proper league).
And btw, I'm shocked to see that there's no Seduction on the list of skills, which I would think would be necessary for both male and female pirates - no point in fighting the other crew if you can just screw them into submission, no?
Good to see there's an SS Puppy Stomper and the Filthy Whore on the ocean though. Makes my ship, the Liev Schreiber, look very under-named. It was called the Dastard, but this is my nod to the C-list film actors theme. |
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