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My anti-Harry Potter rant

 
  

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All Acting Regiment
19:29 / 27.06.03
Okay, look, I really hate harry potter and everything about it, so to make this rant more of an interesting idea ill make two prongs:

1) "Magic" as presented in the books- i.e., an organised system of magical training simmilar if not identical to a fairly modern educational system. Non-"Magical" people thinking they know all about "Magic" because they read HPtter. Kids thinking that they can do ouija boards/voodoo in perefct safety. Note- i'm not suggesting that reading harry potter makes kids do this. i'm saying it lends a false sense of security over a subject which can be dangerous.

2) I just don't like things everyone raves about. I'm a sad lonely twat.
 
 
Graeme McMillan
19:35 / 27.06.03
I get suspicious of things that everyone raves about, long to become part of the cult but always overanalyse the thing and realise that it's usually no rock and roll fun.

Am I a sad lonely twat, too?
 
 
Jack Fear
19:39 / 27.06.03
Smile: Yes.

Chris: there are plenty of reasons to dislike the series, if you're so inclined—the thin characterization, the consumerist ethos, the generally-abominable writing—but picking on the depiction of magic in this obviously-fictional context seems to me... odd.

Do you object to the Narnia books on the grounds that they may lead to kids getting stuck in wardrobes?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:54 / 27.06.03
Ah. Actually i just focused on the magic because i thought this place would be full of potterfans. Now that i come to think of it, that's ridiculous. Slaps for me.


Yeah, i agree with all the above. they are just bad books. No two ways about it. Everything in them is poor.

I especcialy get pissed off about the way everyone thinks Rowling is some kind of earth-mother godess who happened to invent a system of magic. Bollocks. Not even Tolkein did that, language maybe, but no-one invents EVERYTHING they write about.

Or, it's Rowling as "Really Dark" children's author, along with Pulman. I mean, oh wow, characters mess around with some sort of sanitised magic, and...gasp...there may be DEATHS.How bloody original. Have you ever read a children's book from the turn of the century? I have this old russian book and it's intensely disturbing, more disturbing than anything rowling could write, and its only a picture book about a fox trying to get down a mouse's hole.

Also, adults reading them- duh, because they're easy. "Hmm, what shall i read today? Primo Levi? ooh, i'll get all embarrassed about that siemens mobile phone i've got. Hmm....ah, a nice book about rabbits...no, Watership Down, far too emotional. Terry pratchett? Lord of The Rings? Are you joking? I'm cool, not a long haired smelly intellectual gay freak like you! Ah, Harry potter! It's accessible (its a a fucking kids book) and its way cool! Yay!"

Yeah. The words of everyone in the country it seems.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:56 / 27.06.03
As to Narnia, it's christian dogma written by a fascist. Screw that.
 
 
Graeme McMillan
21:38 / 27.06.03
Now I am sad, Jack.

Chris: You're giving people who read HP interesting motives for doing so that they probably don't possess, aren't you?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:05 / 27.06.03
Everything in them is poor.

On the contrary even in the source text Professor Snape is not poor and Quidditch is a pretty fun invention.

Rowling is some kind of earth-mother goddess who happened to invent a system of magic

I've never met anyone who claimed that and I'd be pretty worried if I did.

Fairy stories in general are far more disturbing than HP- look at the Little Mermaid, she turns in to foam and Little Red Riding Hood never comes out of that wolf. That doesn't mean Rowling can't put you through an emotional whirlwind, the whole point is that this kid, dumped in the shit, has to claw his way in to some kind of normality even though he has a fascist maniac after him. It's a nice read if you take it as a kid's book that emphasises the emotion of the main character. It isn't meant to be read as some sophisticated and meaningful tome and we shouldn't insult the author... she hasn't created the hype around the story.

I like these books because they're sweet and nice and yeah, they're easy to read and there's nothing wrong with that. Have I read Pratchett, I confess I have. Lord of the Rings- no because I find Tolkien horrifyingly difficult. Watership Down- yes and I hate it but that doesn't mean it's no good. Narnia- yup, Christian dogma but I still love The Magician's Nephew!
 
 
nedrichards is confused
23:25 / 27.06.03
I think you'll find that Harry isn't poor, he's got scads of cash in Gringotts bank. Oh, that wasn't what you meant at all was it, sorry.
 
 
arcboi
23:46 / 27.06.03
I've not read any of the Harry Potter books (I know, I know - the pop culture police will be paying me a visit soon....) so I can't comment on whether they're good or bad. But I have to say that there's absolutely nothing there that convinces me to pick up any of the books in the first place.

Apparently, Rowling is also very dismissive of the idea of magic(k) being in any way real which I actually find quite sad in the sense that although she's happy to explore her imagination in a story, that's as far as it goes.

I did have a lengthy reply of sorts based on the His Dark Materials trilogy but IMHO after a cracking start, the books then just seemed to fall into a right old mess.

So I guess the question is - what's a good reason to be reading the Potter books?
 
 
bio k9
03:21 / 28.06.03
What's a good reason to be reading the Potter books?

Being eight years old. These are childrens books. Children read them.

Children. Reading. Books.

Giant masses of children, apparently. This is a good thing.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
05:40 / 28.06.03
I dunno... Potterheads are always bringing this one up. "But LOOK! Children are reading BOOKS! Is this not a WONDER?!"

Firstly, as an aside, it seems odd that fans of the books seem to automatically revert to a sociological reason for their value, rather than the more immediate description of what they get out of readingthe things, as the Log Lady has done above. Secondly - hasn't recent research shown that the number of books being purchased by or for children hasn't actually risen due to Pottermania? That, in fact, it's just that more children are reading Harry Potter, rather than getting swept up into the Marvel Of Reading per se?

So maybe Rowling isn't the saviour of children's literacy. She's still richer than the Queen (apparently this is true. Good Lord). Anyone care to elucidate as to why? Anna's post is a start... come on, why do you like Potter? What's the big idea?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:20 / 28.06.03
Chris:

1. you mean it's not safe for children to use ouija boards? You have evidence of this?

2. I'm suspicious of things others rave about. I often miss things on this basis, and have to admit when I'm eventually hauled to see / read / taste them that they're actually rather good. Have you actually read the Potter books, or are you working from Cole's Notes?

Yeah, i agree with all the above. they are just bad books. No two ways about it. Everything in them is poor.

Rubbish. But I notice a pattern in your postings thusfar: are you trolling or stupid?

Nailbunny: Firstly, as an aside, it seems odd that fans of the books seem to automatically revert to a sociological reason for their value, rather than the more immediate description of what they get out of readingthe things, as the Log Lady has done above.

Perhaps it's because of all those snotty people out there bemoaning the fact that children aren't reading Seamus Heaney's translation of 'Beowulf' - which is deathly, by the way. Feelings run rather high about these books, so it's safer to say 'well, my kids are reading them rather than playing video games' than it is to say 'well, I like them'.

Secondly - hasn't recent research shown that the number of books being purchased by or for children hasn't actually risen due to Pottermania?

No. Or rather, it's much like government statistics: the issue is contested, and now there are 'proofs' of both positions. Ultimately, of course, it's impossible to know what would have happened to any given child had there not been a Harry Potter craze.

Anyone care to elucidate as to why?

She's good at what she does. Very good. Her prose can be rocky, her dailogue can be trite. The same can be said of every author I can think of - P.G. Wodehouse is one of the best writers in English, and he was capable of utter crap (and terrible racial caricatures which were acceptable at the time). Marlowe and Milton wrote passages so awful even English teachers don't read them. Shakespeare's characterisation in 'Romeo and Juliette' makes 'Home and Away' look like Turgenev.

It doesn't matter.

Harry Potter works. It's enjoyable. I care about the characters. I enjoy the story. I don't really understand Jack's objection that the books have a consumerist ethos; the kids in them want the best new stuff, yes, but I haven't noticed a strong tendency to asceticism in the children I know; but in any case, I don't ask my reading matter to be ideologically correct. If every world I visited on a literary tour was the kind of gentle techno-socialist enviro-Heaven I'd like to live in, I'd rapidly give up reading for rifle shooting.

As to the quality of writing being bad, I simply have to disagree. Rowling isn't a great prose stylist. She doesn't try to be E. Annie Proulx or Anne Michaels or Jeanette Winterson. She's a fantasist; her writing is about the world she makes, and it's immersive, engaging, and though it began very simplistic, it's getting less so.

I just spoke to my brother, who has two kids, both reading the new book right now. The question which arose from our conversation was not 'what's so good about Rowling?', but 'why do some people hate the books with such a passion that they become evangelical about it?'

So come on, folks. The majority of you seem to loathe the Potter books. Let's have some reasons. Not what isn't good. What's so damn bad?
 
 
arcboi
11:13 / 28.06.03
I'm still waiting to hear a good reason for reading them.
 
 
that
11:32 / 28.06.03
They're fun? Because they actually genuinely *are*. And I think that's as good a reason as any, and better than most.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:18 / 28.06.03
Actually I want to know why you need a good reason to read them?
What is the matter with you that you can't either ignore these books or damn well read them. Don't ask us for explanations- we're not fanatics, we just enjoyed reading some books. They're kid's bestsellers and from that we can assume that they'll probably be a better read than most adult's bestsellers and that the story must be a little thrilling. You don't need to know anything else about them.
 
 
arcboi
12:54 / 28.06.03
I'm afraid the weight of this discussion is now veering in favour of the anti-Potters IMHO. I can grasp the idea that you like a book without being able to say why (although stating such a fact seems a bit redundant) but it would be interesting to see people who have read the books who can tell us why we should pick up the books to start with.

Personally, I don't have an issue with whether a book is advertised and publicised to death, I'll read anything if I can be convinced it's a worthwhile excercise.

I had the same issues with His Dark Materials, but someone managed to sell the premise of the book to me so effectively that it went straight onto my list of books to check out (which I did).

And this applies to things other than books: there's comics and films I've checked out because someone here has recommended them. Not by just saying they're "good" or "fun" but by explaining why they're good or fun. I've been intrigued enough to investigate.

So go on - intrigue me.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:11 / 28.06.03
I really don't think that you consider your own opinion humble.
 
 
Rev. Orr
13:15 / 28.06.03
Dude, they're books. What's the worst that can happen? You decide half-way through that it's not for you and then have to take it all the way back to the library?

Do you really need an in-depth analysis cum review from perfect strangers before you can decide whether to check a culural item out? I can't see it as being of earth-shattering import whether you do or not. I enjoyed them, not as much as some books, more than others. I could tell you why but it would be deeply subjective (as any dicussion of enjoyment is by necessity) and of no value to you. Moving into the wider discussion, I fail to see why this series seems to attract the level of denunciation and adulation afforded it. What is so threatening about these books? As Nick points out, I don't require ideological correctness from any other of my guilty pleasures and if sufficiantly belligerent, drunk or bored will deny any 'guilt' over their consumption. 'The Wind in the Willows' is deeply reactionary and conservative, 'Bod' has crappy animation and don't let me get started on 'Buffy'. Hell, I even own more than one Tom Clancy novel. It's a book - read it, forget it, ponder it, discuss it, use it as a doorstop or as the counter-weight in your next Heath-Robinson contraption. Do what you will, it won't leap off the shelf in the night and cover your sleeping body with papercuts.

As to the theory that these books lead children into the dark paths of magic, satanism and the wearing of too much eye make-up, do we really need to dignify that with a response? J.K Rowling is not Crowley-lite and even if she were I'd rather have her books in the shops than on a pyre. The worst crime these books can commit is to fail to entertain you. The may well not. What else is there to say?
 
 
that
13:38 / 28.06.03
I agree with Orr. It's not like you're considering whether to take that first hit of some incredibly addictive drug or something... but, you know, I think several people *have* tried to explain why they like the bloody books.

Read 'em, you might like 'em. Don't read 'em, you'll never know. Either way, I doubt it will affect the world in any major fashion.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:18 / 28.06.03
arcboi: I'm still waiting to hear a good reason for reading them.

Because they're fun, you bingohead. They won't make you attractive to your chosen gender or give you the wings of an eagle. They cannot solve the world energy crisis or feed the starving. They are fun kids' books, and if they did nothing else but make millions of kids happy, that alone would make them worth reading. But if you don't want to read them, and you have better things to do with your time, then don't. But why on Earth would you grouse about it?

I can grasp the idea that you like a book without being able to say why (although stating such a fact seems a bit redundant)

It's not about 'why'. Why go skiing? Why climb a hill? Why listen to music or kiss someone sexy? These books are a hoot. Basta.

but it would be interesting to see people who have read the books who can tell us why we should pick up the books to start with.

Why you 'should'? No reason at all - unless you have or work with kids, I suppose. Why should you watch The Muppet Show or have an opinion on which flavour jelly-baby tastes best? No reason. What you 'should' do is read the reports coming out of Afghanistan and Iraq, find a way to help bring disadvantaged children better education, and enrol in medical school so that you may one day save a human life or two. But guess what? By the magic of human social interaction, you can do all these things and still have time (just) for Harry Potter and sex.

I had the same issues with His Dark Materials, but someone managed to sell the premise of the book to me so effectively that it went straight onto my list of books to check out (which I did).

So go find the same poor bastard who persuaded you last time. Or get a life and motivate yourself for a change.

So go on - intrigue me.

Get a dog.
 
 
The Natural Way
15:47 / 28.06.03
I wish arcboi could hear the self-important, nerdy voice that I automatically transpose over his text.
 
 
Shrug
16:13 / 28.06.03
I haven't read the Potter books. Well okay that's a partial truth I remember reading a couple of pages of the Philospher's Stone, putting it down and shoving it away (although not contemptuously). The thing is (and I'm sure I'm paraphrasing a recent article on the subject) "Is it worth the hype?". The answer being "NO. NOTHING IS WORTH THAT MUCH HYPE". It's primarily a fun children's book ,it isn't, nor was it ever meant to be a mindblowing piece of literature, beneath all the marketing and overexaggerating. Sure there have been better examples of children's fantasy fiction (IMO) but it's now, it's popular and if you hate it that's fine too.
And although I find the Harry Potter Phenomenon a bit grating (although not invasive enough to hate)(certainly better than the Pokèmon Phenomenon) I'm really glad that it has gotten so many kids reading. It improves their vocabulary and they may progress to something more substantial. For God's sake my favourite book as a child was something like "The Secret of Spiggy Holes" it didn't teach me anything substantial other than playing in caves at night during high tide was a bit of a larf' but at least it got me reading (which in the long run taught me alot).
(sorry if this isn't relevant or if I've missed the point)
 
 
arcboi
16:50 / 28.06.03
Strange to think that inviting people to share the thrills and fun of reading a particular title can actually be interpreted as an attack almost like we were discussing religion.

Thanks for the abusive responses - it doesn't make you sound like ranting fundamentalist types in any way at all.

And there was me thinking this forum was for discussing and debating the subject of books.

I'm sorry. I made a mistake. I apologise at once.

Rest assured that for my sins I will be going to Hell.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
17:13 / 28.06.03
Get down offa the cross, son, we need the wood for fires.

You posted a snotty, obnoxious post and you got irritable responses. Cope with it.

And yes, you do owe an apology or two, but that one doesn't cut it.
 
 
Hieronymus
17:43 / 28.06.03
They won't make you attractive to your chosen gender or give you the wings of an eagle. They cannot solve the world energy crisis or feed the starving.

Well screw that then. Won't be buying me no Potter books if that's all they're good for. Entertainment. Harrumph harrumph harrumph.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:51 / 28.06.03
Better people than me have said it already in this thread, but...

They're fun.

I don't think they've taught me a great deal; but sometimes being fun is enough. (Sorry, I've just spent the evening trying to explain why I find The Sims so addictive... and finally I hit on that simple, yet elusive answer).
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:52 / 28.06.03
It's funny, but I thought there were five or six threads in this forum where people explain why they enjoy the Potter books. Must have been mistaken...
 
 
Rev. Orr
23:03 / 28.06.03
Yes, but those threads can't be read until we've explained why we enjoyed reading them. It must be terribly restrictive not being able to form ones own opinion.
 
 
arcboi
23:22 / 28.06.03
Yes, but remember that your opinion isn't formed out of the void. Anyway, let me rephrase the question:

Imagine you're responsible for promoting the Harry Potter books. How would you sell the idea to the public at large?
 
 
Ignatz_Mouse
00:08 / 29.06.03
Now hold on a minute. I'm all for uninhibited Potter bashing, which as near as i can tell is twee, sterile enlgish schoolboy fantasy, but Narnia? For God's sake, people, weren't any of you children once? Yes, Narnia has often excessively heavy handed Christain overtones (and its alegory, by the by, not dogma. Is Pilgrim's Progress dogma?) which at its best adds resonance to the narative (Magician's Nephew, parts of Prince Caspian) and at worst is stiffling and rather offensive (the portrayal of the arab fellows in the Last Battle and their demon god Tash). But the writing in Narnia is so full of wonder, charm, character, and the world is such a delightfully rich one, with a specific atmosphere and sense of otherworldlyness that Rowlings could only dream of, and works such elaborate wonders on childrens imaginations taht the Christain complaint (pretty much unnoticed by any child anyway) becomes effectively irrelevant. Besides, since when have we started tossing out any book with a Christain overtone anyway? If we wanted to do taht, the english literary canon would be rather thin by the end of the month.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:20 / 29.06.03
How would you sell the idea to the public at large?

That's a rather more interesting question. Unfortunately my answer is quite boring because I'd sell it as it's being sold.

This is what I'm going to say to try and sell the books to you. Normally I wouldn't bother but I think that the rephrasing deserves this because it did make me consider my own reactions to the series-
These are children's books and they do a remarkably fine job of being just that. Most children of the HP age group will not notice language but the strong theme of a story and the emotion experienced by the characters. Those are the things that are best about the HP books. Rowling gives us a boy who needs to escape, a means of escape, sidekicks, mentors and new but rather more brilliant enemies for the boy to fight against. She takes a school setting (Jennings, Malory Towers etc.) and some magic (Narnia) and manages to combine them while tackling the boy's emotion in a modern way. While bending to traditional children's themes she does not in any way demean Harry Potter but rather allows the character to react in a way that is quite normal and at times upsetting. He is allowed to be sad and some awful things happen to him. Usually these awful things result from the social situation and past mistakes but they always relate back to the worst thing that has happened to Harry- the death of his parents. This death is not over- dramatised or foolish. It is treated with care and attention and it gets worse for Harry as he hits adolescence.

I like Rowling because I feel that she manages to combine magic with a type of realism and her focus rarely strays. Perhaps the clearest example is at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban.

I seem to reiterate again and again if you dislike children's books and prefer not to read them then obviously HP is not going to be for you. These are not the best books ever but they are lovely! I wish that I'd got to read them when I was twelve. They wouldn't have changed my life but I think I would have enjoyed them even more and they would have stuck with me in the same way as the good old Chrestomanci's have (and for that matter Northern Lights because I was only around 15 when that appeared).

So dammit- that's everything and all you're getting. Go away.
 
 
bio k9
05:05 / 29.06.03
Barbelith - where seemingly intelligent adults demand to be entertained by childrens literature.
 
 
Rev. Orr
07:23 / 29.06.03
So we should demand to be educated by it? There's only one demand coming through and that's the one from the individual who appears to have missed the fact that HP has been sold to the public at large already. I'm as jealous as all hell and want to know how you managed to miss the deluge of hype so I can use similar tactics when the next Star Wars film belches into the culture.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:00 / 29.06.03
That one's easy. Wear your Crap-Sensitive lenses.
 
 
arcboi
10:47 / 29.06.03
Thanks Anna - nicely summed up.
 
  

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