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Chiropteran
15:42 / 24.02.05
Buk: No, I'm not. Dare I ask why?

~L
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:27 / 24.02.05
Congratulations on the new job, Hattie! Big huggles to you.
 
 
Baz Auckland
08:56 / 25.02.05
Since my last post I managed to escape from the bookstore, and right now I'm seasonally unemployed! Woo! The job (Interpreter in a Pioneer Village) starts again at the end of April, but despite the money and the fun costume, I'm desperately trying to find a way to stay in Europe...

...on Sunday I'm moving to Warsaw, and may end up washing dishes or teaching English under the table, but it should be nice to live there for a few months while I straighten out my UK paperwork....
 
 
Jub
08:59 / 25.02.05
Well I'll be!

Shortly after posting I had a call from a headhunter who chatted to me about becoming a recruitment consultant. Not sure about it as I think most RCs I've met have spouted complete dross, and been utter wankers. That said, it's a lot of money. Can't hurt to go to the interviews - can it?

HK, hope you do become a kick ass financial journo.
Buk - fair play on the upbeatness - good on you.
 
 
Jub
09:03 / 25.02.05
Well done Baz too!

(sorry I posted before I saw yours!)
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:06 / 25.02.05
So how much does a recruitment consultant - or gangmaster, as I believe they are more correctly termed - actually earn? Actually, rather than OTE?
 
 
wicker woman
14:24 / 25.02.05
It'd be easy to say I hate my job. It's a factory position, and so is insanely repetitive, but the undisclosed benefits outweigh that somewhat. There's no uniform, I get to listen to my own music while I'm there (actually got away with having a portable dvd player up in there for a bit), and I can pretty much up and leave during the course of a shift if I want to, so long as I don't overdo it.

The pay and benefits are also insanely good for unskilled labor. Plus, I can sort of justify the work by saying I'm helping other people make music.

I work at GHS, by the way. Guitar strings and all that. Not bad at all, really.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:29 / 25.02.05
I like Recruitment Consultants- well, most of them- and that's lucky as I manage the files for an office full of them.
 
 
electric monk
17:51 / 25.02.05
Last year, my position (graphic artist) was "reclassified". I no longer recieve a yearly bonus, get only a pittance of a yearly raise, and my vacation time sick time hours have been slashed.

Today I found out that all the executives, presidents, vice-presidents, CFO, COO, and CEO get between a 60% and 145% incentive bonus and fucking outrageous raises.

Fuckers. I hope they choke on it.
 
 
Jub
09:01 / 01.03.05
That's outrageous. A few of us got made redundant once, and the people that stayed got given a pay rise. It's unfair sometimes.

So how much does a recruitment consultant - or gangmaster, as I believe they are more correctly termed - actually earn? Actually, rather than OTE?

Not sure, I mean, they vary, but I think about 20-25k in the first year basic. I've had to stop smoking dope as I understand they are all enthusiastic go-getters. Hmm. Well, not smoking's no biggie, but being enthusiastic about being a gangmaster / shark, is slightly problematic.
 
 
Jub
15:06 / 01.03.05
Hang about though, the OTE, whilst usually exagerated does add heaps to one's basic. In the first year I reckon it's be about 35K, but 2nd and 3rd year rising to 40-50k.
 
 
chiaroscuroing
22:20 / 17.07.05
how would somebody go about finding cash in hand work, in London?



Just make love to me
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
22:41 / 17.07.05
Laconic - depends what you want to do?
 
 
VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering
06:58 / 18.07.05
I'm going to take a Holiday for a year, go on the Invalids Benefit and move Home to NZ.

I can't wait. My job has fucked all of my priorities up, and physically I'm exhausted after 7 yrs non-stop, not even a fucking Holiday. My health is ruinous at this point.

I think I've had one of those amazing moments of clarity.
 
 
chiaroscuroing
15:52 / 18.07.05
inchoate - anything really, why?
 
 
Smoothly
16:10 / 18.07.05
You could just make love to me. I'll give you a fiver and won't judge you.
 
 
chiaroscuroing
18:52 / 18.07.05

but do I get to judge you?
 
 
Haus Of Pain
18:56 / 18.07.05
touch my twit dry and i'll give ya £40 and a pack of pork scratchings.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
15:42 / 07.06.07
I hate my job.

It's disorganised, badly thought through and badly designed in terms of work-flow, none of the computer systems work, everybody expects 5 times as much work out of you as you can actually give, you walk in in the morning and it's nothing but urgent crap over and over again, I spend almost all my time picking up mistakes that other people have made and checking up on other departments' faults and failures WHICH IS NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY MY JOB and I have acquired a reputation for being good at sorting out the crap when the shit hits the fan which is BLOODY ANNOYING because when the shit hits the fan it's ALWAYS ME that ends up clearing up the effing mess and the shit's ALWAYS hitting the fan and there's no staff and no money to hire any staff so I end up staying late and covering for people who are off sick AGAIN and I'm supposed to be going on holiday tomorrow and I'm going to have to stay late and get rid of a pile of crap before I go otherwise the shit will hit the fan and I'm SICK OF IT.

I'm sick of apologising to patients for things that aren't my fault, sick of going and getting casenotes to find documents to fax stuff through to other departments in the NHS because it's quicker than trying to convince certain lazy bastards elsewhere in the hospital to do their bloody job, sick of everyone conflating my ability with my capacity, sick of organising clinical procedures that I SHOULD NOT be organising, sick of teaching people the same basic thing about their computers again and again and again, sick of telling people how very simple words are spelled, sick of explaining to doctors that if they don't tell me what tests they've performed on a patient I don't know whether or not to keep the casenotes, which I MUST DO, because I am PARTICULARLY sick of trying to get casenotes from Medical fucking Records (Medical fucking BLACK HOLE is more appropriate - every week the pile of results and correspondence I have to align with notes so that the clinicians have the least fucking idea how they're relevant to the patient's history just gets larger, and larger, and larger, by roughly the same amount, month by month, because Records won't accept more than 3 requests per day by phone or 10 requests per day electronically (which 4 times out of 5 they simply ERASE ANYWAY)), sick of being told to AUDIT MY WORK by my manager whenever I point out that I'm doing too much (cos, hey, I have so much time to run audits) sick sick SICK of just generally being the decent ("oh, we really appreciate you!") guy that ALWAYS gets the THICK END OF THE FUCKING STICK.

I'm almost as sick of my job as I am of being told by potential alternative employers that they can't hire me because I'm...

"Too good".

Pant.

Pant.

Thank you for listening.

Please cheer me up by pointing out how much worse your job is.

And please tell me to stop posting to Barbelith. It's helping, but not helping at the same time. I won't pay any attention, but you probably should.
 
 
This Sunday
00:18 / 08.06.07
I did almost no work today, of the 'for pay' sort, opting to clean, nap, and talk on the phone. No work. I may not be very good at what I do, but I do put in the effort for the most part. First day in ages where, there was - okeh, I did one bit of editor-asked adjustments, took thirteen minutes or less, but mostly - no work.

I just got a call, and have been given a raise and a bonus. When I do the work, hardly anyone's satisfied and I either hear absolutely nothing or nothing but deadline paranoia (or that 'paranoia' has too many syllables for an undergrad-level market). When I don't work? Here's some more money, go have a time.
 
 
Quantum
00:33 / 08.06.07
I phone people and ask them for money to help donkeys, children and old people. I recently celebrated two years at my job, one of the longest serving in the phone room. I think I might leave my job next week.
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:31 / 08.06.07
I curse the fact that industrial centrifuges are amongst God's most unreliable animals.

Actually, that's untrue, I can rely on it to break down at the most inconvenient time on a regular basis.

Still, it's Friday so what do I care?
 
 
Quantum
08:44 / 08.06.07
I was so bored at work the other day, I got my cities character to teleport to Barbelith, a level in the game, and read the Books threads wearing a pirate hat. When your fictional alter ego is also reading the board, that's when you know work sucks.
 
 
illmatic
09:04 / 08.06.07
Funny seeing this thread come back up. Since it started I have trained in a new career, and yesterday I had a job interview for a new position which I got and I'm really happy about it.
 
 
Quantum
09:29 / 08.06.07
Cool! Nice one, hope it rocks.
 
 
johnny enigma
10:33 / 08.06.07
I only work two days a week which suits me fine. I'd much rather be rich in time and poor in terms of cash rather than the other way round. Before I got my current job I spent three years on the dole which I can honestly say I don't regret in the slightest. Poverty does get quite tedious, but no where near as tedious as some of the jobs I did before I effectively gave up full time work.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:40 / 08.06.07
Congratulations, Illmatic! I will raise a glass of bum gravy to you.
 
 
deja_vroom
14:28 / 09.06.07
For those who know that the final truth of things is in etymology, I give you that in three romance languages the word meaning "work" (trabajar/trabalhar/travailler) is derived from "tripalium", a nasty roman instrument of torture. Illuminative illuminures will depict some poor bastard tied to a very inconvenient spot (a three-pronged stake on fire) and having their entrails boiled, in a subtle nod to the yet-to-be-established 9-to-5 working shift...
 
  

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