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We need an official ninja/pirate rollcall...

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w1rebaby

13:58 / 14.02.03

Vikings may not have had parrots, but the historical record does indicate that they trained seagulls to sit on their shoulders. Heavier, but they were dead hard.

w1rebaby

13:59 / 14.02.03

And the dirty duplicitous twice-registered pirate has been removed, before anyone thinks Mr Falconer has gone funny in the head.

Jack Fear

14:52 / 14.02.03

Even in Japan, home of the ninja, they acknowledge the coolness of Vikings!

Behold, from the anime series G-Gundam, I give you--Viking Gundam!

And dig this--he transforms! Into a fucking longboat!

Truly, the coolest Gundam ever.

Actually, I think I want to change my affiliation. Vikings are way cooler than pirates. And their music is much better. I mean, sea shanties are all well and good, but can they stack up against shrieking Valkyries or squalling nyckelharpas?

Tezcatlipoca

15:00 / 14.02.03

...or singing Viking kittens?

Jack Fear

15:07 / 14.02.03

VALHALLA I AM CO-O-O-MING!!

rizla mission

15:29 / 14.02.03

Jack has clearly not heard the Scurvy Pirates album.

Although I must say, regardless of affiliation, I think everyone would have to give in to astonishment when that crazy Gundam motherfucker comes sailing across the waves..

First one to find some pictures of crazy pirate robots wins .. a prize of some description..

Jack Fear

15:38 / 14.02.03

Not exactly Arrrrrrrrrrrr-2-D2, either of them...

And here's another transforming 'bot...

...but with a definite Viking motif, you'll note!

Mourne Kransky

15:54 / 14.02.03

What a good thread. If only because the Grownups™ will be flaring their nostrils.

& Tez, that kitten-viking animation is the best thing ever. Even Ganesh, who scorns this Ninja-Pirate nonsense was transfixed! I'm in the mood for more Led Zepp now, before the imminent schnooglefest for the night of the 14th.

deja_vroom

16:18 / 14.02.03

Re: whose ass is getting kicked:

Xoc, Xoc, Xoc... Er... I had a really great point to make about this subject, but I made the mistake of starting my post repeating your name thrice. And now I can't really think of anything better to do than do repeat again and again, and if possible, trying to hum it as a nice tune. Xoc, Xoc, Xoc... Xocxocxoc....

Mr Tricks

20:27 / 14.02.03

this is me...

no..really it IS!!!

The Falcon

02:19 / 15.02.03

Fuckin' right it is. And me too.

Jack Fear

02:31 / 15.02.03

Really? It doesn't look like there's room for two in that suit...

The Falcon

03:35 / 15.02.03

With minor variation.

Mourne Kransky

21:42 / 15.02.03

And the Barbelith Peace Warriors today marched under Stoatie's splendid skull and crossbones pirate banner. It was a harmonious pirate-ninja love thang from start to finish.

But the pirate banner kicked ass!

Rev. Jesse

02:01 / 16.02.03

I am really the Elven Pirate ScarEars who plys the seas!

ARGH!

The Falcon

03:53 / 16.02.03

Looking at the sides lining up, I feel quite, quite certain that a select Ninja team could beat well, any, pirate team at 5-a-side football.

And that's what really matters.

The Return Of Rothkoid

06:08 / 16.02.03

Um, no. Footie socks versus peg-legs and fuck-off boots? Pirates win, no contest.

Mourne Kransky

06:35 / 16.02.03

We would, admittedly, all be pissed on grog at half time and there'd be no heading the ball due to parrot-on-shoulder syndrome. We'd still win though because we are so fierce, arrrr, and our goalie would be an able Seaman. Then we'd make you walk our planks.

06:58 / 16.02.03

If anyone needed any further proof of the superiority of the viking, then just look at the havoc we vikings, though few in number, have wreaked upon this thread. Everyone's talking about vikings now.

Another point in our favour is that you puny ninjas and pirates are not beserkers. We vikings go truly mad when we do battle, my friends.

pointless and uncalled for

10:11 / 16.02.03

ninja

and you didn't even see me come in. Half the ninjas around here are only half rate as well.

Fortunately most of the pirates are a complete bunch of pantywastes who have to get their mum to do their laundry, so our work is fairly easy.

Mourne Kransky

11:57 / 16.02.03

Nobody believes you're a ninja, potus. Ninjas wear steely masks of determination, whereas you smile all the time, like a jolly (rogering) pirate.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

13:06 / 16.02.03

Hey, so pirates *may* get beaten at football by ninjas.

So fucking what?

Pirates don't care. They just wait for half-time to get some citrus fruit, so they can prepare a bunch of tequila slammers or what-have-you, then get real fucking bored waiting for the ninja opposition- who they had, in a spirit of anarcho-friendliness, invited along for some booze to turn up...

...and then decide "why don't we just flip out and kill all dem ninjas?"...

...at which, the little wimpy cabin boy pipes up: "I dun 'em already, cap'n... hopes as like you wuzzint savin any sport for youmself..."

The "cap'n" no longer cares. He's got pissed on rum, and has taught his parrot (a psychic one, natch) to channel the World Service.

Why thank you, Fridgemagnet (and toksik, too). My parrot companion (pictured below) and I feel quite validated now that we have been officially registered as Pirate types. I mean, ARRR!!

Tezcatlipoca

05:18 / 17.02.03

Arrrr, the rare white box parrot with a red cross breast I see. Beautiful plumage...

Mourne Kransky

07:51 / 17.02.03

Nah, it's one of the (non-deceased) Norwegian Blues which are further evidence of our piratical Viking heritage.

pointless and uncalled for

14:37 / 17.02.03

And I'll still be smiling when I kill all of the pirates in their drunken stupor because nobody saw me coming.

Van Plague?

16:46 / 17.02.03

Arrr! Here be the real image of me hearty feathered companion o' the sea!

(er, sorry about that.)

aus

03:12 / 18.02.03

"pantywastes"? Oh, potus, really. Ewwwww!

illmatic

06:44 / 18.02.03

All you pirates with all ya bragging and ya rum...

ninjas be like

sssssssshhhh

you look down ya legs cut off

Quantum

09:42 / 18.02.03

Can't even taste the poison in the rum, didn't notice the cabin boy had a steely look in his eye and a suspicious lack of peglegs and parrots, you Pirates have no chance- get back to frigging in the rigging before you taste ninja steel in your drunken sleep...

Jub

09:56 / 18.02.03

boring, boring, ninjas.
Pirates are hearty!!

Oooo Arrrrrrrrrrr!

Hattie's Kitchen

10:05 / 18.02.03

Pirates suck the dried poo off a dead dog's ass. What's so fucking cool about dressing like a Duran Duran reject and having scurvy?

illmatic

10:12 / 18.02.03

*most un-Ninja like High 5 to Hattie and Quantum*

Pirates are so like, unsubtle - I mean check their weapons, Cannons, I ask you. Shruiken and Nunchucka - now there's some weapons.

Ninjas just stuff your cannons with the corspes of your family and pets - BOOOOOMMM in ya face. Now you'll need two peglegs - HA!

Jub

10:46 / 18.02.03

All you ninja's are just big scardy pants, hiding in the shadows with your PJs and your mysterious ways. You need to some Grrrr in your life. Drink some rum, get a cutlass, and find some buried treasure!

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