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We need an official ninja/pirate rollcall...

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Char Aina

00:26 / 13.02.03

alright.
lets try and keep this thread nice and clean, purely for reference purposes. to this end can we please limit ourselves to one quip(possibly why you are what you are), and your vote either ninja or parrot loving wierdo.

as i have already said too much,

NINJA.

grant

00:33 / 13.02.03

Barbelith by birth and PIRATE by the grace of God.

And Errol Flynn.

Almost the same thing.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:34 / 13.02.03

Pirate. Well, duh!

The Puck

00:48 / 13.02.03

ex-ninja pirate, i switched sides after the vollyball game.

yes mate!

oh lordy lordy ... pirate!

Mazarine

01:43 / 13.02.03

Ex-pirate ninja. I was misdiagnosed initially- but I walk too quiet and I don't drink nearly enough. And I absolutely hate water, boats, etc.

8===>Q: alyn

01:52 / 13.02.03

COWPOKE:
Damn yer eyes, Tom Mix, is you a Ninja or is you a Pirate?

TOM MIX:
Zuh?!?

TOM MIX:
Dadgummit, I'm both, y'vermint!

SFX:
Bap! Kloop! Zding! Fwung! g'DWARNG!

TOM MIX:
Remember what we say out yar on the range, y'all: "If my mare could cook, I'd marry her."

The Return Of Rothkoid

01:54 / 13.02.03

Like ye need to ask.

Arr.

ephemerat

01:57 / 13.02.03

Q: "If you were not a pirate, what then would you wish to be?"

A: "If I were not a pirate, why, then I would wish to be a pirate. Arr. Sever the mainbrace."

Trijhaos

01:59 / 13.02.03

Pirate.

All hail the mighty jolly roger!

fluid_state

02:00 / 13.02.03

Pirate, 10 years. For the sea, this sea, is ours, lads.

Funktion

02:13 / 13.02.03

hmmmm....

I am BlindNinjaStyle...

If there is any convoluted inside connotation i don't grok here I invite any of you to either tell me or not tell me...
Bouncing balls don't bounce
peas

Saint Keggers

02:14 / 13.02.03

My next pet will be named 'The Plank'. Every morning I will scream out the horrors of having to walk The Plank.

Pirate. Nine gazillion percent pirate.

ps. Arrrr!

aus

02:36 / 13.02.03

I think it's completely obvious in my case.

03:52 / 13.02.03

I mock your outmoded dualistic thinking.

For I am a viking.

diz

04:03 / 13.02.03

i am a ninja. i am a mammal who flips out and kills people.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

04:29 / 13.02.03

Sinanju.

You pale pieces of pig's ears.

Nietzsch E. Coyote

04:43 / 13.02.03

I, like Count Adam, am a viking.

Specifically, I am an Ulfhednar who wore wolf skins and practised shape shifting for individual and guerilla warfare;

Tezcatlipoca

05:10 / 13.02.03

Arrr, I be a Pirate me bucko. I also be mighty suspicious of Ephemerat, for as every true pirate knows, ye splice, not sever, the mainbrace...

that

07:05 / 13.02.03

Ninja. Obviously. Have you seen the cool Cholister ninja pic Persephone made for me? I think that should clear up any misunderstanding.

The Strobe

07:13 / 13.02.03

Ninja. Like, duh.

And to the rest of you... the question was ninja/pirate, not ninja/pirate/other. No sitting on the fence.

yawn - thing's buddy

07:39 / 13.02.03

P I R A T E

now, which o ye hearties pooned me face?!

Ninja.

Read the name, landlubber.

Quantum

10:01 / 13.02.03

Ninjamatic Ninjmeister and scourge of lowly sea-dogs, the only decks you have you swab while we cavort in all night Ninja rap parties with booty plundered from your galleons and gorgeous geisha girls! (BTW Did You Know Ninjatune make kingsize rizla?)

Unencumbered

10:14 / 13.02.03

It is, it is a glorious thing,
To be a pirate king!

uncle retrospective

10:21 / 13.02.03

Ninja.
You better believe it baby!
All though Vikings are much cooler, I don't have the beard to pull the look off. So by Odin I'm a Ninja.

Persephone

10:23 / 13.02.03

Ninja.

Aren't Vikings just pirates with horns?

Hattie's Kitchen

10:24 / 13.02.03

I'm a ninja vixen bitch warrior...

*backflips through window*...