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We need an official ninja/pirate rollcall...

 
  

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The Falcon
12:36 / 13.02.03
Ninja.

I fail to understand the appeal of the pirate.

And just because you can never have enough links to the Official Ninja Webpage, here it is.
 
 
Jack Fear
12:40 / 13.02.03
Draw me!

 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:50 / 13.02.03
So far I count 14 ninjas, 18 pirates, 2 vikings, a cowboy and a Sinanju practitioner. Good party.
 
 
rizla mission
14:07 / 13.02.03
fuckin' PIRATE. Obviously.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:17 / 13.02.03
We need an official ninja/pirate rollcall...

WHY?
 
 
Char Aina
15:28 / 13.02.03
well, i wouldn't want to go killing a whole bunch of ninjas, would i?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:29 / 13.02.03
sounds fine to me.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:38 / 13.02.03
Pirate. Sail the seven sea's with a hanky tied round my head and a cutlass in my hand. I prefer ninja shoes though, that could be a problem, pirate's have nasty footwear.
 
 
w1rebaby
17:12 / 13.02.03
Right.

Automated version:

Ninjapiratecountagedevice

Graphics will be added once I am not at work. Suggestions welcome. Yes, it is quite easy to spoof it, but only a pirate would do such a thing.

Now, I have to do stuff.
 
 
Persephone
17:20 / 13.02.03
Uh oh, I think I broke it... wait, no... it's fine, yay!
 
 
EE
17:21 / 13.02.03
hmmm. I'm not sure.

[hears footfall of enemy several rooms away and disappears, melting into the shadows, only to return a second later with the severed head, hands, and feet of the intruder]

Well, I guess that settles it. Damn. It must be illegal to be this sweet...
 
 
w1rebaby
17:30 / 13.02.03
No, I was playing with it to make sure no pirate could spill rum all over my site. I'll leave it alone for now.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:37 / 13.02.03
I am not ashamed. I am a dirty British working class pirate, with my booty of Tyne coal, Road-rails, pig-lead, Firewood, iron-ware, and cheap tin trays... ...and the grog, of course. Arrr!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:50 / 13.02.03
Grownup.
 
 
deja_vroom
18:00 / 13.02.03
We are *so* kicking ass...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:49 / 13.02.03
You mistake quantity for quality, I fear, Jade San.

I wish Haus could have some fun too but then we all have our crosses to bear. Except us gloriously irresponsible piraticals!
 
 
Linus Dunce
19:54 / 13.02.03
Ninjas are an egregious offence against symmetry, decency and good taste.

Ahaaar!
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:19 / 13.02.03
You can say that again Ignatius J. Just don't bust your valve or anything.
 
 
kaonashi
21:31 / 13.02.03
I am one with everything but don't enjoy rum
so ninja it must be.
 
 
De Selby
02:32 / 14.02.03
like theres even a choice - Ninjas would totally kick the shit out of pirates.

 
 
Saint Keggers
03:00 / 14.02.03
Unless ofcourse they're ninjas hosted by tripod.
 
 
A
03:14 / 14.02.03
..so to speak...
 
 
A
04:57 / 14.02.03
I contend that the viking is the true spiritual forebear of both the pirate and the ninja. A viking is a seaborn plunderer and pillager that would put a pirate to shame, yet vikings are also the originators of Unstoppable Fighting Techniques, and are indeed mammals who flip out and kill people all the time.

In fact, a ninja or pirate can only amount to half of a viking. You good people must look beyond your false dichotomy and combine the elements of ninja and pirate, thereby becoming a truly enlightened viking, like myself and Neitszch E. Coyoye.
 
 
A
04:59 / 14.02.03
(...and did not the original Phantom swear an oath on the skull of his father's killer to oppose piracy, an oath that his descendents have carried out to this very day?)
 
 
De Selby
07:16 / 14.02.03
Unless ofcourse they're ninjas hosted by tripod.

damn you tripod

damn you to hell
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
07:45 / 14.02.03
You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!

I am not the pirate of your Fathers, I am the rock that breaks all hearts etc etc yadda yadda yadda the ramblings of someone off their head on illness and good drugs.

I am a ninja with reality warping skills which mean that my long skirts and coats don't impede my abilities to do backflips and stuff in any way.

So nah.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
08:10 / 14.02.03
A viking is a seaborn plunderer and pillager that would put a pirate to shame

Um..but they don't, do they? There is not one historical record that shows us that Vikings engaged in piracy on the seas, and nothing really to even suggest their vessels were capable of such offensive action. Common myth, blended with ah ealthy dose of Victorian hyperbole, gives us the image of the vikings as a perptually warlike race of pillaging bastards, when the reality is that the majority of the vikings who came over the seas did so to settle. The Viking 'invasion', was really just an extended program of settling and breeding with the natives. The horned helmet is a Victorian myth, and comes from the mistaken impression that the earguards (which could fold up) were horns, or sometimes wings. Vikings did not have peg-legs, were not noted for their sodomy upon the high seas, and - most of all - actually displayed an advanced understanding of navigation, whereas ture pirates rarely have the slightest clue where they're going.

The Viking > Ninja rebuff I leave to somebody else.
 
 
rizla mission
10:22 / 14.02.03
Beards, sailing, penchants for drunkenness and random violence, general gnarliness and gruff modes of speech - Vikings are Pirates, one and the same, end of bloody story. Now shut it.

(This post appears to have morphed halfway through into Micheal Caine speak, for which I apologise.)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:31 / 14.02.03
Still from a pirate point of view...

wasn't the horned helmet of Viking fame actually a sign of dishonour?

As far as I remember from the little I studied of Icelandic literature, Vikings were only those who went on the "viking" missions, as Tez said, more a colonising thing than anything else.

And none of them had magic axes.

And even if they did, a pirate could have run 'em through with 'is cutlass, sooner 'n look at 'em with their one eye... (all the while the dying Viking would be thinking "oh, the irony... and him with an Odin-like monocular capability") before the pirate just flipped out, decided not to let him dwell on it anymore, and just killed his ass.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:32 / 14.02.03
Forgot to add:

even after said Viking was killed, he was STILL harder than a ninja. Or even two. Or loads .
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:37 / 14.02.03
Eric Blood-axe, Sweyn Forkbeard, Harald Bluetooth, those are pirate names! I am convinced.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
11:11 / 14.02.03
*sigh* Read my lips, Rizla. Vikings. Did. Not. Engage. In. The. Kind. Of. Piracy. We. Are. Discussing.
They were not, are not, and will never be the forefathers of the Caribbean pirates. Vikings did not sail the Caribbean seas, did not have parrots or neat little hooks on their hands. They couldn't get letters of marque, didn't bury treasure, and the sooner you manage to get through this 'Vikings-are-pirates' phase, the better.
And if that isn't enough, what more proof do you need than the fact that Vikings are simply not as cool as pirates!? (but I will concede that they are considerably cooler than ninjas - who are not at all cool).
Um..but Xoc is right, Vikings did have cool - vaguely piratey - names.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:34 / 14.02.03
Pains me to disagree with cuddly Tezcatlipoca, but we know the Vikings were a restless, wandering lot, a law unto themselves and a thorn in the flesh of landlubbers within reach.

They sailed to lush, warm parts, just to the north of the Caribbean (Vinland Saga) and that they went all the way to Constantinople and sacked it, taking away much booty and pirated treasures with them to adorn their chilly northern abodes.

Plus, they caroused like pirates and sang manly sea shanties. Forever setting fire to ships. And the monocular tendencies had not occurred to me before. I think you are too quick to dismiss Rizla's radical new theory of a Viking-pirate bloodline.

Looks like the ass is on the other foot now, btw, Jade! We even have lurkers signing up for the trendy wooden leg, eyepatch and parrot look.
 
 
The Falcon
13:39 / 14.02.03
I note one of the pirates has registered twice...

Laughable.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
13:46 / 14.02.03
Hmmmm...ok, you've convinced me, Xoc. Maybe pirates do have some distant ties with Vikings...but I'm still not subscribing to this crazy earth revolving around the sun idea.
 
  

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