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(If you will allow me to assemble everyone in this drawin' room, m'sieu...)
Ah suspect, M'sieu 'Joe', that 'Joe' is not your real name at all. Ah suspect that it is a pseudonym, a nom de guerre, that you 'ave assumed for the purposes of deceivin' us. Rather in the same manner as ah 'ave assumed this godawful 'French' accent...
But ah suspect that you 'ave chosen this nom - beginnin' with 'J' as a subtle clue to your real identity. Likewise, ah suspect you 'ave peppered your profile, and your posts, with a series of genuine clues as to your persona, and red 'errings, designed to distract and confuse us.
Let us, as mah 'omie, Lloyd Grossman, 'as been 'eard to observe, look at the evidence...
(and let me rid mahself of this crap accent, while ah am at it...)
1) Your pomposity. Most decent magicians have a sense of humour - Grant Morrison, Pete Carroll, Phil Hine, Aleister Crowley for fuck's sake. Look - we get naked, paint circles on the ground, dance around, worship fucking goats, and speak in languages no-one understands, including us. If we didn't have a sense of humour we'd be nuts. So I suspect this pomposity you've assumed is a deliberate put-on: you're coming over as the 'ascended master' type for a laugh. Whether this laugh is at our expense, or is just you skitting a certain type of 'magus', well, that remains to be seen.
2) China. I think this is a red herring, for some reason. I might be wrong. But when we look at the other factors...
3) Archaeology. There's a fella I know who's an archaeology graduate, and who's probably the type of guy who'd pull a joke like this...
4) English teaching ...my archaeologist friend, like myself, is currently doing a PGCE in English teaching at Newcastle uni. Furthermore, his last placement was at Alnwick High School, made famous by the Harry Potter films, fact fans...So he could, with some legitimacy, claim to be 'working as an English teacher at a high school'...
5)Hair. You say it's brown, mate, but if you're the guy I'm thinking about then it's definitely more blonde. Just accept it.
So, it remains to be asked - are you just JJ having a laugh, or am I completely barking up the wrong tree here?
And if you are JJ, why are you wasting your time shittin' up people on Barbelith when you should be getting on with your assignment?
And why am I, for that matter? |
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